Encounter On The Ferry.
My name is Ron. I'm a 32 year old personal trainer from Wellington, New Zealand.
I have quite a list of clients on both North and South Islands so I'm frequently a passenger on the inter-island ferry between Wellington and Picton. It's usually an uneventful trip and I use the time to catch up on my paperwork, but one trip, about six months ago, was anything but uneventful.
I was wearing my usual work uniform of T-shirt and tracksuit and, as soon as I boarded in Wellington, I made my way to my usual seat, opened my laptop and prepared to work. But I had barely begun when I noticed a woman coming towards me. She was of Indian or Sri Lankan descent and was, I guess, about five to ten years older than I. She had flawless, honey-brown skin, an angel's face and a shapely but trim figure. She was tastefully and impeccably dressed and moved like a model on a catwalk. In short, she was the most strikingly beautiful woman I had ever seen.
She walked up, sat opposite me and gazed out of the window. Realising I was staring, I forced myself to return to my work. But, shortly after, I was again distracted, this time by that eternal curse of mankind -- my balls began to itch. I tried ignoring it, but it just became more irritating. I tried squeezing my thighs together and squirming on the seat but to no avail. I hoped the woman hadn't noticed anything but, looking up, I found her staring straight at me.
"What's wrong?" she asked. "Itchy balls?" Taken by surprise, I could only nod. "Well, don't mind me," she said. "Scratch them!" I looked around at the other passengers, and then looked back at her. "You're right," she said. "It's probably a little too public to do it here. I know. Let's find somewhere more private and I'll do it for you."
She stood up and headed off along the deck. Scrambling my things together, I hurried after her. A short distance along we came across a comfort room, where mothers could care for their infants in private. It was unoccupied so she opened the door and looked inquiringly at me. I hurried past her and into the room. It was smallish and contained a table, two chairs, a wash basin and a shelf full of tissues, paper towels, etc.