I did not expect to kill two times within twenty four hours.
The evening before, I had just finished a job in Los Angeles. An easy one. The target was lured to a restaurant in Chinatown. I was the waitress.
When I took his order, he placed his hand on my butt. I took a deep breath and wrote down what he wanted. This was his last meal, so I made sure I did not make a mistake.
Our client sat next to him. After dinner, the client repeatedly poured more Tsingtao beer in his glass. Beer meant his bladder filled up quickly. When he went to the bathroom, I followed with a gun.
His fountain of urine bounced off the wall when the first bullet sliced through his neck. He turned around, the yellow stream continued to escape his body.
I squeezed the trigger again. The second bullet drilled through his chest. He toppled to the ground, his eyes bulging, not believing he had been ambushed by a woman. The ultimate insult.
I unscrewed the silencer and wiped clean the gun with my restaurant uniform. The blood flowed from both sides of his body, soaking the uneven bathroom floor. It would soon flow under the door and out to the restaurant. I hurried to the last stall, put down the lid of the toilet seat, and climbed out the tiny high window.
Don's car was on the other side. He drove as I stripped off my uniform in the backseat. The Toyota Corolla kept a steady pace on Interstate 10. I was ready to party, so I put on a halter dress, tying the straps at the back of my neck. The little black dress was backless, so it was impossible to wear a bra.
Don, my business partner of five years, was formally dressed in a three piece suit, complete with bow tie.
"You looked like a waiter." I crawled between the seats so I could ride shotgun.
"And you look drop dead gorgeous." He enjoyed teasing. I never did. I believe a professional distance was healthy. Besides, he was twenty years older, old enough to be my dad. In fact, he was dad's partner until dad passed away.
"I wish all jobs were that simple."
"If they are all like that, our clients won't pay us handsomely, right?"
Don had a point. Our jobs were mostly very risky types. Over the years, we had some really close calls. I had been shot twice. The scars on my stomach and thigh were constant reminders.
Interstate 10 quickly became Interstate 15. We pulled over to a gas station just outside Barstow. I dumped the blood-soaked uniform while Don shoved the gasoline gun into the small hole at the back of the Corolla, half the gun sticking out. Somehow, it felt right to deposit the bloody dress in California, before crossing the state line.
When we crossed into Nevada, we both screamed at the top of our lungs for having survived yet another job.
We drove on to the Las Vegas strip, but did not stop to gamble. The thrill of gambling with money could not excite us. After all, we had just gambled with our lives.
Instead, we went strip club hopping on Industrial Road. We were equal opportunity customers, checking out both male and female strippers.
"I'll bet $200 your whore does not dare to take the stage." A man, visibly drunk, shouted at Don.
Don played it cool. "You'll have to wager directly with her."
He repeated his dare, this time in my face.
"Show me the $1,000 and I'll consider." I pulled down my dress to show more cleavage.
"Here," he removed his wallet and counted out ten bills. Don used his cell phone to check that they were hundreds.