**Author's note: I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm willing to give it a try. Feedback is welcomed and longed for. This story's a quick one, hope you're not looking for much of a plot.**
"16...14...nat' 20!" Sarah looked up, beaming in triumph. The way her crop-top almost bared the bottom of her bouncing bra as she pumped her fists in victory created more than a mere distraction for the other players gathered around the large wooden table.
"Ugh, right," Sean continued after taking a moment to collect his thoughts. "Barbie the Buxom Barbarian (collective groans from the table after hearing the name chosen by Sarah) successfully swings her sword in an arc, decimating 3 goblins in one blow. The trajectory catches one in the neck, one in the chest, and the third in the stomach, sending a spray of blood onto the fierce..."
"But foxy," interrupted Sarah.
"Sure. The spray hit the fierce, but foxy, warrior's exposed flesh. Are you sure you really want your character..."
"Barbie."
"Do you really want Barbie wearing just a chain-mail bikini?"
"Why, do you think it's covering too much?" teased Sarah in response as she tugged the bottom of her shirt suggestively. She had pointedly demanded that her created character share her looks and demeanor. From her dyed, flaming red hair to her pale freckled face, all the way to her dazzlingly, dangerously, cute smile. Those features were disarming enough, but it was her curves that captivated the comrades of the quirky college coed.
Put bluntly, Sarah had huge tits, and she wanted her friends to know it.
Geeky and academic endeavors led to a sedentary lifestyle and the result was a body type just shy of what some called chubby. The red head preferred the phrase 'baby fat.' Whatever the term, the college weight-gain seemed to go straight to her already ample thighs and bra-busting chest. She normally shied away from exposing her stomach but couldn't resist teasing her role-playing group with a tight pair of short shorts and a black cropped top. The lettering on which was stretched to its limit making the phrase "Yes, they're natural" atop 2 20-sided dice difficult to read in one pass. The upturned 20s were expertly placed.
Looking Sarah over one more time, Sean does his due diligence in dungeon master duties and paints as vibrant a picture as possible for the 4 seated players.
"The three goblins collapse in unison. Barbie waves her sword triumphantly and really tests the resolve of her armor's clasps. Since you were scouting ahead and don't have the help of your party, you're unaware of the remaining goblins approaching behind you. This is considered a new battle so first roll for perception and then initiative."
"Ah shit, I rolled a 1!" wailed Sarah.
Continuing with the scenario, Sean explained "you're caught completely unaware as you're tackled from behind! You feel a jarring weight crashing into your back and the next thing you know, you're face down in the grassy field. The earthy soil muffles your screams as more and more weight piles onto you."
Strength check: 7
"You're able to wiggle to your back but you can't dislodge the multiple goblins bearing down. You're aware of at least five pairs of grubby hands holding you but the unrecognizable shrieks and howls outside of your field of vision imply there are even more waiting.
Strength check: 3
"I'm sorry Sarah. You can't free yourself and you insisted on running ahead of the others. A goblin comes to stand right by your thrashing head, your pinned predicament making him seem almost giant as he looms over you. He readies his axe, raises it slowly, and lines it with your neck."
"WAIT!" Sarah shrieked, startling the storyteller. "C'mon guys, you're not really going to kill Barbie, are you?"
"Well, it is a stupid name," offered Sam.
"And you do hog all of the loot," added Tony.
"Okay, okay, I'm sorry. Please! I love this character. It's...it's supposed to be me, you know? Please, I'll do anything."