Erica Greendale's perfect wedding day has been hijacked by her jilted almost-lover Gavin McClain and secretly resentful Maid of Honour Helen. To avoid the public screening of a deeply compromising hen-night video featuring the bride herself, she must follow all of Gavin's instructions, while somehow getting through the ceremony and beyond...
It scarcely mattered, Erica thought, who found her in her desolation. What, after all, were her options? Tell Stephen? Tell her parents? That would wreck her marital prospects and the family name at a shot, destroying the occasion in which she had pleaded with her father to invest so much. Every straw at which she clutched left her drowning in desperation.
It was Helen who came to her rescue, sweeping into the room in shimmering royal blue. "Erica we're waiting for you in ... God, what's the matter?" She shifted presents and sat down beside the weeping bride, enfolding her in comforting arms. "You're all messed up, your mascara's running. Whatever's happened?"
Erica looked up through tear-stained eyes to see her friend in the silk dress they had spent so much time choosing—bared shoulders, slim cross-straps, tight and sequined around the bust, then flowing in a glossy river the length of her body. It set Helen's figure off well. So glamorous, yet so tasteful, like everything else she'd picked for this wretched ruined occasion. "I can't say, Helen. It's too dreadful."
"It can't be that bad," Helen consoled. "If it's second thoughts, I'm sure most brides have them on the actual day. Is it Gavin?" Erica looked at her in fright. "Well you were quite taken with him a while back, weren't you? Was it seeing him with that other girl? Are you worried about your feelings for Stephen?"
"No, no, it's not that, I love Stephen!" Erica asserted hurriedly. "It's nothing to do with Gavin, not in that way ..." She faltered, remembering the awful movie which had been screened for her, the head bridesmaid lying unconscious in the scene's background. "Helen," she asked desperately, "do you remember anything else about the stupid hen night? Was anyone filming?"
"Filming? What are you talking about?"
"That damn pill messed up my head, Helen. Tell me what you remember."
"Well ... there were a bunch of cocktails, the strippers arrived, they were strutting their stuff, then... Well... It all got hazy after that. Erica, what is all this? Tell me!"
So Erica told, and wept all through the telling, while Helen stared in mounting astonishment. She told almost all, including the blank in her memory, the footage of her with the strippers—"On my knees, Helen, sucking on them, sucking on them both, for Christ's sake! Letting them ... you know, in my mouth, all over my face! Do you want all the damn details?" (It was coming back to her as she told it - the smoothness of the dancers' buff bodies, the pulsing hardness of their young cocks, the rush of semen that had sluiced out her mouth.) Then she explained Gavin's possession of the evidence and all his threats and outrageous demands. She couldn't quite bring herself to describe Clementine's interference with her, or the sex-toy currently planted in her pussy.
"How did this happen, Helen? Who brought the camera to the party? Who started the filming? Wait, the video guy's in on it as well, the guy you recommended to me ..." Her mind was working furiously now, trying to make connections, as she sat wringing her hands. "Gavin can't have been there, can he? So who was it? Who would have done that, Helen, who hates me that much?"
Her friend sat silently for a moment, face grave. "It's ... I ... Shit, I can only think of one person who might have done this."
"You can? Helen, tell me!"
"Babe, I think it must have been Eloise." Erica frowned at her in consternation. "It's something I overheard her say early on during the hen-night when you went off to the bathroom. You know how garrulous she can be after a few drinks. And how spiteful."
"What did she say?"
"She's always been jealous of you, I think. She's had a crush on Gavin for the longest time and couldn't stand that you'd dated him and then got to leave him for someone else. She was calling you all sorts of things. 'Daddy's little princess ...' Seriously, you don't want to know. 'Irritating ...' 'Childish ...' I forget most of it. 'Prissy little bitch', that was another one. It doesn't matter. The thing is she had a camcorder with her that night and she knew the strippers were going to be there."
"Oh my God!" Erica was appalled at the treachery. She had gone so far as to invite Eloise Mayhew to the evening part of the reception.
"I'd asked her about them following her birthday party," Helen continued. "She seemed a bit too zealous that I hire them. God, Erica, that and the molly - I feel so responsible."
Erica protested. Yes, the pill had turned out a disastrous idea and she was paying a price for it, but her friend could never have guessed how Erica would behave, not if the bride hadn't even known it herself. Not could she have appreciated the level of Eloise Mayhew's vindictiveness. Helen, however, was not finished. "No, you don't understand. I'm remembering now ... It was Eloise who suggested the video guy, you know, Scott? She really sold him to me, that's why I put you and Stephen in touch with him. Shit ..." Erica's whirlwind of concerns spun even stronger. "I don't know if this matters," Helen added, "but she suggested Alan the photographer as well."
"Oh my God," Erica moaned disconsolately, "it's a conspiracy. What am I going to do, Helen? I can't have everyone find out what's on that disc! Oh Christ, I can't believe I
did
that! Can we prove it was Eloise?"
"I doubt it, certainly not in time. And realistically we can't deal with Gavin, not today. Not without risking those discs going out."
Erica was crestfallen. She found herself dependent on her friend's wisdom, looking to her urgently for a way out.
"We can try and sort out his evidence afterwards," Helen muttered. "I'll do all I can, but right now all you can do is go through with the wedding."