Thats what it said on the envelope.
Typed in. Not handwritten, but not exactly official looking either.
I'd been expecting it, my job hasn't exactly been keeping me in ferraris.
The contents of the envelope were as follows...
"Dear Tenant, I know times are tough. I am willing to accept certain bartered services for the remainder of the rent."
Respectfully, The landlady.
"P.S. If you're interested, show up at my home at 11pm. Wear whatever you're comfortable with, but be sure to wear a mask that conceals your face."
That was it, nothing more.
I knew what this meant. This landlady can be evil. Totally taking advantage of my misfortune, she has had me do some horribly humiliating things.
The last time I was shy on the rent, she made me entertain several of her very attractive lady friends at her home. She made me wear a thong like Chippendales,and called me Poolboy all night, that all the girls loved. One of the girls even put a bit of lipstick on me for the humilitation and laughter of it all.
None of them hurt me, but they all laughed and I guess hurt my pride, pinching my ass, waving their tits in my face, while serving them drinks. I do remember coming home with a massive hardon though. That lady loves control.
So, after a shower, dinner, a couple glasses of wine, I went to the closet and, after digging for a bit, pulled out an old "HE-MAN" skeletor mask and made my way to the home of the landlady.
When I got to the door, I hesitated, took a breath, put on my mask and rang the bell.
When the door opened, I was surprised to find we were alone. Just me, and her.
She was soo hot. Dark eyes behind a crimson mardi gras feather mask,an evil grin leering underneath. I can see those sexy lips, dark hair, and a schoolgirl pair of legs to die for. If she wasn't so evil, I'd probably try to fuck her more often, but she's a strong bitch, and likes to keep it that way.
She leads me in and hands me a glass of wine, and sipping her own, leads me to the couch.
"So!" I say, "Whats with the mask?"
"All in good time. Now as I see it, you owe a substantial amount for rent, and I assume you don't have it nor the late fee. Am I correct?"
"Yes Ma'am," was all I could say, feeling very "scolded".
"Very well, I'm giving you a treat today Lateboy."
"Lateboy? Better than Poolboy." I thought to myself.
"I'm feeling extra frisky tonight Lateboy so if you let me have my way with you, I'll waive the entire rent, all of it. Do we have a deal?"
"Have your way with me? You mean, sexually?"
I was going to lose my mind. I'd kill to fuck this hottie, and here I am getting the proposition of a lifetime,to basically be her "boytoy". There must be a God! But I better make it look good, so in my most reluctant sounding voice I say,
"Ok. I'll do it. Whatever you say."
"Excellent!" She exclaims. I'll just slip into something more comfortable.
So there I was, left alone in a lovely home. surrounded by various antiquities, signs of a very sophisticated and cultured woman. I'll bet she'll teach me a thing or two." I joked to myself.
After an eternity she was back, still wearing the makeup, but instead of the evening gown she answered the door in, she was in a very flimsy negligee. The kind you see in magazines, and various soft porn. Nothing too revealing, just enough to make my bulge rage in my pants. she looked hot, and the mask with that evil grin made it even hotter.
She leads me to the couch, and after sitting down, she leads me in to kiss her lips. They were awesome. I can't believe this is happening. I lay on top of her kissing her holding her face and graze her cheek in my hand as we passionately envelope each others tongues.
Suddenly I hear the creaking of metal teeth against metal teeth and the tinkle of a small chain. I was handcuffed. Before I could react, the other cuff was attached to the arm of the couch we were sitting on. I was helpless.
She breathes heavy with delight and she literally takes my shoulders and applies pressure signaling me to head south. I kissed her neck, her throat pausing only to cup her breasts in each hand and gently kissing the nipples through the negligee fabric. and after kissing and licking her cleavage I continued down my chosen path once more. Kissing her stomach, licking her "happy trail" until my lips found her mound, and as she spread her legs wide she leaned back on the couch and the words "Lick me Lateboy." whispered from her lips.
I pulled back the black panties with my one uncuffed hand and revealed her sexiness.
Beautifully hot and sexily shaven, already glistening with the anticipation of my hot mouth.
I lean forward and gently place my mouth on her. No tongue, more like an open mouthed kiss. The scent and the taste sent me into orbit, I buried my tongue gently inside her, as she let out a whimpering "Yeah."
As I buried my face inside her, I reached up with my free hand and began grazing the tips of my fingers back and forth over the bulging fabric of each of her nipples pressed against her nighty.