Taylor hurried into the room where her exam had begun two minutes ago. Looking towards the table at the front, she saw there was just one Helper left. She quickly snatched him up, along with an exam, and found a seat.
"What's your name?" she asked the Helper, placing him on her thigh.
"Sam," he replied, looking shaky as he tried to balance himself.
"All right, Sam, question 1: 'A farmer wishes to make a fence...'"
Taylor was a volleyball player. Like all female student athletes, she was entitled to a university-provided Helper, whose job it was to make sure she did well enough on exams to keep her scholarship.
Jamie was seated a few seats away from Taylor. She was already on question 3. "A man and a woman are standing in the sun. The man casts a shadow 144 cm long, while the woman casts a shadow 400 cm long. How tall is the woman?"
"Well..." her Helper replied. "We'd have to know how tall the man-"
"Eric," Jamie rolled her eyes. "All men are 90 cm tall."
"Oh, yeah, right." Eric looked nervous. "Th-that would mean she's... let me see... she's 250 cm tall."
"Don't worry," said Jamie, ruffling his hair. "I won't count that against you. Hmm.. 250 cm tall, that's almost as tall as me. You, on the other hand," she leaned down to look between her legs. "Mason, right? If you don't start using your tongue, I will count that against you."
Mason stood on the floor between Jamie's legs. His head was trapped in the vice-like grip of the volleyball player's gargantuan thighs, while his tongue and nose were in her snatch, trying as hard as he could to pleasure her.
Taylor looked at Jamie with envy. She couldn't see the little man (since her legs completely obscured him from view), but she guessed what was happening judging by the way Jamie was seated at the edge of the seat and the way she kept looking down from time to time. As the captain, Jamie was entitled to two Helpers, and her "optimal use" of them, as she liked to call it, was well known.
"So... question 2?" Taylor's thoughts were interrupted by Sam. She looked down at him. He wasn't bad looking. A little nerdy perhaps, with his anime t-shirt and baggy pants...
"Yeah, question 2," she replied. "What's the cosine of pi/3?"
"One half." Sam. Hmm, not bad.
As the afternoon wore on, Taylor heard Jamie begin to moan. It was imperceptible at first, but then quite obvious. Taylor looked around: there was no proctor since this exam was under the Honor Code. One or two of the other girls kept stealing glances at Jamie. but otherwise no one paid much mind to her. Taylor, however, could not take her eyes off her. The thought that she could get a University-funded Helper to eat her out in an exam hall like it was just another day was incredibly arousing. She felt herself getting wet.
"Question 9," said Jamie. "What is the antiderivative of the log of x?"