Dear Diary,
Today started out much the same as any other day. I got up at an ungodly hour and went down to the kitchen for breakfast. Naturally I got roped in helping prepare everything. Cook considers us all her personal slaves while she's actually preparing a meal. Still, I did get breakfast while it was hot and fresh, which is more than most people can say. Cook, being cook, couldn't help but get me to do one last chore before I could escape to my normal duties.
"Sally, take this tray up to the blue bedroom. Lord Danvers is staying for a couple of days. Just knock and leave the tray if his valet isn't there to take it. Remember Mrs Forster frowns upon members of the staff entering a guest's room while the guest is present."
Mrs Forster, the housekeeper, frowned upon everything that the staff did, in my opinion. Nothing we do is good enough or as good as she could do it. She treats us all as if we were children. For god's sake, I'm nineteen. I know how to do my work.
I grabbed the tray and wandered off to the blue bedroom, walking along quite smartly so the things didn't get too cold. Personally, I think the guests should make the effort and come to the dining room so they can get the food while it's hot, not that it's my place to suggest such a thing.
I knocked on the door and the door promptly opened. I held out the tray for whoever it was to take it but there wasn't anyone there. Had the door opened by itself? A voice called out.
"Just put the tray on the bedside table. I'll get it in a minute."
Now there's a dilemma for you. Did I obey the injunction not to enter the room while a guest is there or did I obey the guest and put the tray on the table? Deciding a lord outranked both cook and housekeeper I trotted over to the table and put the tray down.
It turned out I should have obeyed the cook and housekeeper, put the tray down, and run. I'd heard the door close as I crossed to the table but hadn't thought anything of it. I certainly thought something about it when I turned around to leave.
Lord Danvers was standing between me and the door. I don't know if he normally slept in the nude, or if this was a special treat for me, but nude he certainly was. He was a big solid man of about forty. Dark hair, hair which was still all tousled from sleeping. When I say solid, I don't mean fat. He just had a lot of beef on him and a lot of it was muscle from what I could see and with him nude I could see a lot.
I could see too much, if it comes to that. The man was sporting an erection and his cock was waving to me, trying to attract my attention. It had to wave as something that small might have been overlooked. Common sense tells me that it was just swaying slightly due to his movement but common sense is rather short of supply when a man's cock is waving at you.
"Your breakfast, sir," I said quickly. "If you'll excuse me. . ."
I made to try to go around him but he held out a hand, stopping me.
"No," he said. "I won't excuse you. Hop up on the bed. I'll have my breakfast after I've had some exercise."
I'd opened my mouth to refuse him before he'd even finished speaking but he very rudely interrupted me before I'd said more than a couple of words.
"No," he said. "No, no, no, and a thousand times no. I am not entering into a debate on this. You're going to say sorry and that you don't do that sort of thing and I don't care about that. You're going to protest and I'm going to ignore your protests. You'll threaten to scream and I'll threaten to get you fired. In the end you're going to finish up lying on the bed. We'll just take everything you were going to say as said, and you can get on the bed. Don't worry. I'll leave you a generous tip."
"I've worked here for years. How could you get me fired?"
"You came into my bedroom and propositioned me and turned nasty when I turned you down. You'll be out the door real fast."
I guess this sort of situation is why Mrs Forster doesn't want maids going into guests bedrooms while they're there. He was probably right. The fact that I was in his bedroom was proof that what he said was true.
Furious, but resigned, I climbed up onto the bed with Lord Danvers hopping quite athletically up next to me. The man didn't waste any time. He had my skirts up past my waist in no time flat, stripping off my pants and leaving me naked from the waist down. Just like that he was between my legs and ready.
Foreplay? What's that? Lord Danvers certainly didn't know. He was moving my lips apart and pushing himself into place before I could even say slow down. All I can say is that it's lucky for me that I'm fairly easily aroused. I was juicing up even as he was starting to thrust forward.
I don't think I would have been so annoyed if it wasn't for the fact that he had such a small dick. Not that it is healthy to tell a man that. They're all proud of what they do have even if they haven't got much to be proud off. Now that Lord Danvers had started he was getting on like a rabbit in a hurry. (Barring the fact that the rabbit has a bigger dick.) He bounced and poked and did his best, a poor best though it was.
I'm not an idiot. I made all the right sounds, weeping and wailing and carrying on, moaning that it wasn't fair to inflict such a monster on a poor young maid such as myself. He boasted and crowed and kept on going, telling me it was time I felt what a real man was like. (I made a note to go and find one.)
Eventually he climaxed. Unfortunately, I didn't, but I damn sure made enough noise for a dozen climaxes. He hopped off the bed, strutting around. I almost expected him to flap his arms and start crowing like a rooster. He got out his wallet and gave me a tip that just about made up for his insultingly small cock and I got the hell out of there.
Would you believe it, Diary? I was picked to service Lord Danvers suite. I asked where Lord Danvers was right then and was told he was in the house somewhere. I politely explained that I'd wait until he'd left the house as he didn't like maids in his room when he was there. From the looks that a few of the other maids gave me they knew the opposite was true. Maids didn't like being in his room while he was there.
I was able to stall until Lord Danvers went riding. As soon as he was safely on his horse and heading elsewhere I ran up to his suite and got to work. I cleaned the suite up tout suite, leaving changing the sheets to last. Everything else done I finally got around to the bed.
I stripped off the old linen and started putting on the new. The bed was a large one which had me running around it to get everything right. Fortunately we had big sheets that could be tucked under the mattress. That's what I was doing, bending over the corner of the bed, both hands under the mattress pushing the sheet into place when a hand came down upon my back, pressing me against the mattress.
"What have we here?" asked a masculine voice, not Lord Danvers I was pleased to note.
Now I was understandably startled when I was pinned to the bed like that and I'm afraid I might have shown that in the way I spoke.
"What the fuck?" I squealed and was answered with a laugh.
"Want a fuck? Why, yes, I do believe I do. So kind of you to offer."
"What are you on about?" I asked. "I wasn't offering and you know it. Who is that?"