I was out taking a run when I found my little farm girl. I like taking long runs, and when I have time I drive out into the nearby countryside and run there. The air is much better that in the city.
On this particular day I'd been trotting along for about four miles and was heading back towards where I'd left my car. I'd set up a trail that was a wide loop, and I was trotting down a path that wound its way through a wooded area when I hear someone calling.
Whoever was yelling was somewhere in front of me, so I just get trotting along at the same pace. Rounding a bend I came to a van pulled up off the side of the path. What sort of idiots would want to drive up this track was beyond me, but it takes all types.
What interested me was that two of these types were lying on the ground next to the van, apparently unconscious, and the voice that was calling was coming from inside the van. Trotting up to the van I glanced at the bodies on the ground and found that I recognised them.
Jocko and Tim, two lowlifes who hung around town, never seeming to work but always having money. Glancing in the open door of the van to see who was calling, I found a real honey sitting on the floor of the van.
The first thing I noticed was that she was naked, and I really appreciated the view. She was the sort of scenery I'd pay good money to look at. The second thing I noticed was that she was handcuffed to the side of the van. This sort of thing made me suspect that Jocko and Tim had been up to no good. I'm pretty quick that way.
"Do you know where the keys to the cuffs are?" I asked, "And can you tell me what's going on?"
"They've got them," came the reply, and she jerked her head towards the two boyos having their little snooze. "They're kidnapping me."
"I sort of guessed that," I gently pointed out. "That doesn't explain why they've chosen to take a nap. Why don't you explain it all to me."
While she talked, I turned to check the bodies to locate the keys.
"I'm Janice," she started off. "I'd just got off the bus and was wondering where to go for the shops I want and that man came up and said hullo. He said his name was Tim, and that I looked a little lost and could he help me. I told him I'd come to town to do a little shopping and asked if he could tell me where the best places to go were.
Then while we were talking this van drove up and stopped and that other man got out and opened the side door. The next thing I knew they'd pushed me into the van and we were driving away.
Tim went and pulled my clothes off and said they were going to show me some fun, and then he handcuffed me to the side of the van. We drove for ages and that oaf kept trying to touch me.
When we pulled up here the driver came around and opened the door, and they both started telling me all the horrible things that they were going to do to me.
I said they couldn't because I was still a virgin and I didn't let men do that sort of thing to me.
Tim just laughed and said I'd learn, but the driver got all excited and told Tim to leave me alone. He said they could sell my virginity. Tim said he didn't care, he wanted to try me out anyway, and then they started fighting.
All of a sudden they both seemed to head butt each other and they both fell down and I started calling and then you came.
Why did you do that?"
While Janice had been talking I'd been checking her two little friends for the keys. Checking Jocko's pockets, I found the keys for the van and a wad of notes thick enough to choke a horse. I thoughtfully pocketed both items. Leaving the money would be a cruel temptation to any thieves that might wander by. Best I look after it for him.
Turning to Tim I was checking his pockets when he started to stir. The 'that' that Janice asked about was me standing up, carefully measuring my distance and firmly kicking Tim in the jaw, bouncing his head off the hard ground as well. He went back to sleep.
Considering Jocko, I thought it was only fair to do the same to him, sort of encouraging him to stay quiet.
Turning back to Tim I found the keys to the handcuff and another wad of notes that I also thoughtfully pocketed.