IX.
I took it as a good sign that one of Gotham's Top Ten villainesses would give me the time of day, much less jerk me off in public. I guess the only person I should have been concerned about was Two Face. I expect he was hoping for a totally different evening. I cashed in my chips and tried to keep watch on the situation. However, there was very little I could do with 20 of Bane's henchmen around to watch his formidable backside. I could only imagine what he would do with Batgirl. Whatever it was, it wouldn't be pleasant.
I shouldn't have concerned my self with it so much because, as I stepped onto the elevator and punched "G", I didn't notice the elevator heading straight up. I did give a casual glance up but didn't see that 17 had turned to 35 and I was still climbing for the penthouse. I blame the lateness of the hour and my own personal exhaustion.
I was daydreaming about other close encounters I've had there and the tales other thugs tell in our various rounds of poker between heists back in the days when The Joker ran Gotham. If Duality could be described as the Underworld's Studio 54, The Lab could be the basement where the elite meet for metahuman treats.
The only catch-of-the-day I know for certain was The Huntress. Pretty much your garden variety mobster with gymnast training, she ventured into The Lab looking for the guy who parked the car for the assistant to the secretary of the fuckwit that shot her daddy. She had a big chip on her shoulder before she was tamed by Joker.
Vinnie Clives was working the books for Joker when Huntress showed up, busting heads and desks, looking for him. I was working what amounted to a typist pool three floors up writing ransom notes and death threats when I heard the ruckus and hustled down with the others to see this gorgeous raven-haired Amazon with a pistol crossbow and the tightest pair of ass cheeks ever to be packed into spandex. Her purple/black costume might as well have been painted on for all the good it did covering her muscular body. She was one of the more graceful fighters I've seen and spent the last few minutes of her career as a superheroine cracking skulls before Joker decided he'd had enough.
Huntress found Vinnie Clives working at his desk and was doing the whole "vengeance is mine" routine when Joker left his officer and introduced himself to her.
"Good eeeeevening, my dear." He said, happily dancing about in Bermuda shorts and a LOUD Hawaiian shirt. "Is there a problem? There's no need to get so upset in our place of business. Surely there's something I can do."
The Huntress jibber-jabbered about revenge and death for about two minutes, holding her crossbow square at Vinnie's forehead from about a foot away. Vinnie was sweating like a pig. He'd never done so much as lift a candy bar from a grocery let alone murder someone. But there he was, looking to Joker to save his sorry ass. Joker looked concerned for a moment, then started to yawn.
"Yes yes yes, my dear," Joker said, displaying his ruby gums through his mal-formed white lips. I quite understand how you feel. Let me make amends."
With a single jerking motion, he extended his right arm and fired a single round from a concealed pistol in his wrist. The bullet tore a hole clean through Vinnie's head and spattered the Huntress as the remains crashed forward on his desk.
The echo had barely faded when Joker said, "Now. Can we be friends?"
His grin remained fixed, but his eyes betrayed fear as he suddenly ducked, avoiding the bolt intended to shatter his skull.
In that moment, they were on her - 30 thugs and henchmen with big meaty fists, chairs, table legs, blackjacks and even bullwhips...took her down quickly. I watched from a distance as she was pummeled to unconsciousness while Joker danced maniacally. As the sound of leather against flesh subsided I heard him growl, "Take her to The Lab."
I know I'm getting off subject, here, Bats, but as I understand it, this Huntress - the one bloodied and beaten in this narrative - is the daughter of the first Huntress you used to be seen with way back when. I don't know if you knew what finally happened to her, but I'm fondly recalling my "cherry" adventure so I might as well share the revelation with you. When I thnk about her and all her assets - the stature, the grace, the dark attitude - it all spells "Batsy's Love Child" to me.
So when I tell you I was tapped to carry the injured Huntress to The Lab, I was quite surprised. Close up, she was quite magnificent. Her body was sculpted and well-defined yet feminine and even moreso that Batgirl. Though her face was battered blue and purple, She had naturally beautiful features. 38 D breasts defied gravity and pressed tightly against the lycra bodice she wore. I kept staring at her face and her long, black hair full of glass and streaked with her own blood as well as the 30 or 40 she had mercilessly pounded on her way through the office. On the way down, she would show signs of waking and her swollen eyes would open slightly, sparkling blue eyes caught mine once and closed again.
The Lab was the sub-sub basement to the office building and was a playroom for The Joker and his accomplices. He had us take Huntress to what amounted to a ceremonial chamber - a mockery of a pagan relgious altar. There, we depostied Huntress on a wooden table and got the hell back before anything important happened. Other goons tied her wrists over her head and pulled the rope tight through a floor mounted loop, pulling her wrists back over her head at an uncomfortable angle. She was pulled to the edge of the altar and her legs spread wide on nylon ropes mounted to the floor. Her ass sat on the ledge, displaying her lycra-clad body to the growing audience of villains.
From the shadows, I watched The Joker appear in a really awful pink tuxedo, with frills and gaudy gold cufflinks. Immediately, Barry White filtered through the soundsystem. He did a little Danny Tario across the floor as he approached the writhing, struggling heroine. Joker stripped his pink top coat and did "the swim" up to the altar, where he looked over The Huntress like a long overdue meal. Joker spoke to her and laughed a lot, but he spent the time exploring the Huntress with his hands, like a sculptor gets to know his clay. He molded her breasts in his white, gaunt hands as he whispered into her ears. He roamed over her muscular abs and caressed her thighs as he hooted and hollered. In the growing crowd, there was a call for some kind of action, some sort of show. Huntress struggled harder as Joker made his way around the altar between her legs and leveled his eyes on her. He snapped his fingers and the music from 2001...Also Sprach Zarathustra..began to play. The lights changed and a spotlight rose on Joker's Pink polyester pants. He slowly unzipped them to the rising music and, as it reached its height, revealed - ironically - a thin, short and creepily pale cock with a decidedly twisted purple head.
Huntress could see, from her position on the altar, what was to happen. Her body was prone to everyone in audience. She must have felt us all staring at her and fantasizing about her as Joker unzipped her crotch, displaying her pussy for us. His cock, while stubby and twig-like, was at an impressive 2 o'clock as he approached her to the cries of those around him.