The men milled about nervously on stage, all in their tuxedos, most sipping mixed drinks served by the ever-attentive, extremely attractive, and nearly totally nude serving girls. The servers--blondes, brunettes, and redheads--were wearing absolutely nothing but gold body jewelry.
In reverse order of point of interest, they had on:
--A gold anklet with a teardrop-shaped gold nugget attached;
--A similar gold chain and nugget combo snuggly fitted around a thigh, just under a buttock cheek;
--A gold nugget on a three-inch gold chain dangling from a gold-clamped nipple; and
--Two appropriately-sized mini-nuggets dangling from clamps rather rudely attached to each labia minora.
To say that these lovely servers were a penile-throbbing sight to behold would be vastly understating their naked charms.
The tuxedoed men were all suitably impressed--but they were also getting incensed. It was exactly 1 a.m. on New Year's Day that all twenty-five partying power couples were escorted to the luxury resort's theater for a "special surprise."
"Escorted..." that was a word in contention. The men and their rather scantily-dressed wives, girlfriends or mistresses were pushed along by Matthew Gold's security team as if the ballroom was being evacuated from a bomb threat. The men noted that many of their women were roughly handled, with meaty hands grabbing rear cheeks that were admittedly easily accessible under scandalously short and/or diaphanous little numbers that resembled nothing more than "fuck me" nighties that should've only been seen in a boudoir.
Arriving in the theater, all were expecting a show. The place was empty. Everyone was escorted on stage but the women were "invited" to proceed backstage to get ready for a "special surprise."
That's when it got bad.
Ladies who were reluctant to leave their men had strong, firmly muscled arms placed around their waists and shoulders. Despite the security guard's soothing voices, something was going on. Many of the men saw their lady's minuscule shoulder straps pulled down as they departed; some saw zippers unzipped, buttons undone and what passed for skirts shamelessly lifted.
These men were the most powerful men in charge of the billionaire's multitude of multi-corporations. Many of them were already calculating how best to inflict damage on their reclusive, controversial boss--if his goons did any damage to their trophy wives or their equally expensive fuck toys. Many of them knew where certain bodies were buried--some literally.
Many of them though were also rather fondly remembering the after party following the annual strategic planning meeting in this same resort. Drinks flowed as freely as the clothing gradually coming off of Matthew Gold's "pleasure girls." At midnight, each beauty's covering had been reduced to a gold foil condom wrapper--dangling from a chain on a belly chain, exactly over each vulva's midpoint.
Each wrapper had a number stamped on. Each man had a number on his visitor pass. Once each man found his specially chosen girl-toy, they had one hour to enjoy it as they pleased--provided that the curvy, fleshy merchandise was returned unharmed.
No one damaged Matthew Gold's property...
Gold's pleasure girls were an open secret. They only appeared in his properties where in-house prostitution was legal--or ignored.
Gold's pleasure girls ranged from the brightest college coeds to the sultriest housewives. They all collectively shrugged and said: 'men always get away with playing with our bodies for free... why not collect a Gold paycheck?'
"Gentlemen!" His voice--but from where?
Everyone whirled around. The man himself was standing there, long silver hair probably dyed, halfway up the center aisle, surrounded by a phalanx of his ever-present, sunglass-wearing security team.
Gold spoke into a wireless mic.
"First off: thank you all for all of your hard work! This--" he made a grand, sweeping gesture "is your well-earned reward.
Second: all of your ladies are being well-taken care off. You will see them--every beautiful part of them--very soon.
Third:" he wagged a finger, "some of you gentlemen need to train your little ladies better! I mean... they were already half-naked; we simply asked them very politely to completely undress. Well! Some girls resisted so strongly that my men had to take matters into their own capable hands. Rest assured: no merchandise was damaged--and that includes the lovelies themselves as well as those ridiculous pieces of fabric they called 'clothing.'"
The men were looking at other. Some of their women had been forcibly stripped? Many were getting angry, others were licking their lips--not just their wives, but maybe their colleague's or their rival's girlfriends had just had their little panties ripped off?
"This is a contest with a million dollar prize: a million dollars in gold. We have no time to consider our more genteel ladies' sensibilities. Yes: you heard correctly: if any of you can identify all of your special lady's special parts--as they are placed on display--you each win one million. If only one of you is leading at the end, he gets the million. Ties? We have a very enjoyable way of breaking ties that necessitates getting up close and personal with certain very personal lady parts.
Servers: walk those hot bodies over to the table: stage right. No, not that way! There you go. Each gentleman has a little leather sack with his number on it--the last three numbers of his special visitors pass.
I'll wait as you pass them out. Okay? Look inside: there are four items or sets of body jewelry. Each has your number on the nugget. There's a removable tag with "L", "A", "B" and "P" attached. The tag shows you where to go, and "L" is for "Legs."
When the curtain comes up, check out those twenty-five sets of lovely legs as quickly as possible--you'll have five minutes. Once you think you've found your own dear lady, attach the "L" anklet to either ankle. Each lady has two ankles so one other gentleman is allowed to also make that same guess.
One million in gold is on the line. Once the curtain fully rises, bright lights will illuminate each body part.
Ready? Let's go!"
The curtain rose quickly and the bright lights came on. Everyone's breath was taken away by the sight of fifty very feminine and very barefoot legs.
Everything was happening so quickly, but that's how Gold rolled. He took over an app that let its 11.2k users make friends with personalized A.I.s--and turned it into a new-concept, A.I.-driven, social media monster. Even his detractors admitted that he had "out-Musked Elon."
The men were somewhat taken aback--each pair of ankles already had thick gold anklets attached to each other by an eighteen inch chain.
As if reading minds: "Don't worry about the 'leg irons!' After such a struggle just to get their silly clothes off, we decided to try to restrict your little ladies' movements. With one million dollars at stake, we can't have these naked sweeties wandering around taking potty breaks!"
Many of men were still visibly angry--the loves of their lives had just been forcibly stripped nude--and were now hobbled in ankle chains? Still, one million in gold was pretty sweet...
There were two types of leg-lookers. Type one was methodical, hands on chins. Type two moved fast up and down the long-limbed line, scanning.