There was almost no way I was going to tell her what he said. To come out directly and tell me he actually wanted to fuck my wife was something I knew she would get really pissed about. I'm not sure why he thought he could tell me something like that and not have me punch him in the mouth for it, but he just told me without a moments hesitation he'd like to fuck that fine pussy of Claire's.
When she asked me what Jake and I talked about last night in the backyard I blew her off and said it was sports stuff. "Bull shit," she said.
"You looked like he just told your your sister was fucking a dog. I've never seen you in such a mood. What was it he said?"
"I don't want to talk about it," was all I could come up with without totally lying my ass off. She persisted and I finally just blurted out, "He wants to fuck you, okay?"
"That's all?" she said. "That's what you were so pissed off about. "That's nothing. Most guys wouldn't be that honest. So what did you tell him?"
"I said to go fuck himself," I said. "I told him to get the fuck out of here. I said my wife was not some whore he could fuck if he wanted to."
"Really? That was your comeback? That was your stand-up-for-your-wife rejoinder? Go fuck yourself? And what did he say?"
"He said he just told me the truth," I said, sounding stupider every minute even to myself.
"So he wants to fuck me and you feel insulted? How should I feel? Should I feel men shouldn't want to fuck me? Is that it? I should feel insulted and not complimented? I should feel men shouldn't want to fuck your wife, that they should feel I am too homely to fuck?" she said with a hurt expression on her face.
"Of course not," I said. "It's just that.... I don't know, I just thought it was too disrespectful to say."