There I was sitting and listening to this stupid woman go on and on about a subject she obviously had no idea about. A self righteous arrogance that I despised in woman. Continuing her debate on false information, I finally lost it and began my retort. I was able to slash her entire argument without doing any research, and was finally able to clear everything and shut her up. It was Friday, I no longer had the patience to listen to whatever it was she was talking about, and when I was done embarrassing her, the professor saved my ass by ending the class.
At last I was free, but as I began clearing out of the lecture hall, I could see her piercing her eyes saying to me "You fucking bastard." But I didn't care, I merely brushed by her and left for my room.
Although I just started going to this University, and was more or less looking for things to do, embarrassing one of my classmates was behind in my mind. Being a freshman in school and an out of state student, I did not have the friends or connections that many others had while entering. Looking for my social place was awkward enough as it is, but trying to find women did not help with my physical status.
I admit it, I'm not the best looking guy in the world. I'm several inches shorter than a majority of the male student body, and still I do not stand out of the crowd when looking for a date. I planned to change my life here. College is the place to go wild, and I planned on doing all of it. Working on my physical downfalls, I began hitting the campus gym to try and get attention from females.
Not wanting to show my inexperience when going to the gym, I headed there usually around 12 am. I thank myself for choosing a school with good student services, and an almost round the clock gym.
Tonight was routine. I went to do the things I knew. Running, and weights. About an hour or two in, while working with the weights, a group of beautiful women walk in. I am not one to turn down a good view, and gave a good number of glances their way.
Out of nowhere one starts walking my way with her eyes looking with a determined look. She was a 5'10 blue eyes blonde haired looker, and some body with what I could make out through her sweats. Confused I simply got back to my workout pretending I wasn't doing nothing.
"What the fuck you staring at?" is all that came out of her mouth.
"Uh excuse me." I had no idea why she was so pissed off at me. Then I suddenly realized what she was talking about. She was the girl that I verbally reamed my last class of the day. I didn't even recognize her as I walked out of the class, simply trying to avoid some incident. With that I simply played stupid.
"Do I know you?"
"You know who I am you asshole. What the fuck was your problem?"
Even though she was pissed off at me, I couldn't help but check out her body sway as she bitched at me.
"Oh you're the chic with that weird debate. Hey don't get mad at me that you didn't do any research on the topic." My stupidity was acting up again, as I really don't like pissing people off.
"Hey screw you!!! Stupid prick." Was the only thing she seemed to be able to muster.
"Wow, did you think that up all by yourself?" When I thought about it a minute, I really should have just shut up, but I continued on with my rebuttal. "You know instead of being a tease throughout your academic career, why don't you do something called reading. You can get a lot of information out of things called 'books'. It's a fantastic thing that you should look into."
With that said, I simply decided to get the hell out of there before I piss this woman off anymore.
"Aww can't take the abuse of a woman." She said with the most sarcastic voice. "Yeah you better walk away little boy."
Now although I was a couple inches shorter than her and most likely physically not up to par, I don't take any bullshit from anybody. Especially a woman that blows smoke out of her ass.
Turning my head, I tried keeping my cool and said, "Sorry I don't like hitting women," and tried to keep my dignity while still trying to get the hell out of there. Now I had no intentions of doing anything until she opened her mouth again.
"Well I know a little prick like you couldn't keep up with me in anything." She simply smirked.
My male ego and instincts began kicking in, "Hey, don't make me make you apologize," with a more serious tone as I idiotically began walking back for a confrontation.
