Joyce and I had gone through medical school together, so naturally when I attended the seminar back East, I called her up to see if we could do lunch. She was busy, but we agreed on a quick lunch, with me meeting her at her at the mental hospital where she worked. That way she could give me brief tour before we ate.
The security at the mental hospital was tight, and I had to go through several gates to get to the reception area. At the first gate I had to present a photo id. My name was on the visitors sheet, so they gave me a badge, which I clipped to the inside lapel of my trench coat. As per my request, the badge identified me as "Dr. Linda Watson." In hospitals, I always wear identification as a doctor, just to let people know who is in charge. The guards quickly buzzed me through.
I walked down a large steel mesh hallway to get to the second gate, which, in addition to two armed guards, also had a metal detector. They checked my badge again and told me to put "any personal items, metal objects, and my purse" in the lockers that corresponded with my badge number. Although I thought it was a little bit silly, it was a mental hospital, so I did what they asked. Since I was kind of warm, and, since the trench coat had metal buttons, I put the coat in the locker, too.
I passed through the metal detector, and the guard buzzed me into the next hallway. I walked down a long, sterile hospital corridor and approached a steel cage at the far end next to a sign that said "RECEPTION." The crone in the cage buzzed me through the door to the other side and asked me to "state my business."
I explained that I was here to see Dr. Joyce Winston for lunch, and she said rather curtly that she didn't know anything about any appointment. Then she asked to see my visitor's badge. After several moments of panicked search, I realized that I didn't have it...I had left it clipped to the trench coat that was now resting comfortably in the locker! I tried to explain what had happened, but she left and came back with another nurse, a big fat bull dyke with a crew cut, who looked like a prison guard in some B movie.
"Is your name Linda?" she said curtly.
"Yes...ma'am", I replied. I don't know why I added 'ma'am.'" but, given her general demeanor, it seemed appropriate under the circumstances.
She buzzed me through yet another door and told me to follow her. Upon entering a large tiled shower room, she placed a cardboard box at my feet. The box had the name LINDA JEFFERTS and a serial number on the side. But my name, of course, was Linda Watson. What was happening?
The dyke nurse looked at me and smiled. "OK, Jefferts, strip down to your birthday suit. Every stitch...undies too! Put it all in the box."
"Look, this is a mistake. I'm not a patient; I'm just here for lunch! I don't know what that nurse said, but I'm not who I am! I mean, who they said I am! I need to get that damn badge!" I started to walk past her, but she gruffly pushed me back, so I pushed her. It was a big mistake! She glared at me and muttered, "You're gonna regret that, meat." Then she pushed a red button on the wall.
Two large black orderlies walked in. They were both over 6 foot and very muscular. Despite their white uniforms, they looked more like street thugs than medical personnel -- one even had a gang tattoo on his arm.
"Our little princess here needs some help taking off her clothes, boys," the nurse said, smugly. "Maybe you can give her a hand."
The two thugs started to move towards me, and I quickly took off my shoes. "Wait...I'll do it...just not in front of them," I pleaded.
"You're not giving the orders in here, Missy," she snapped back. "You're just another patient now, and I'll strip you down butt naked like all the rest! Now take off your jacket!"
I took off my jacket, folded it neatly, and put it in the box.
"Now your earrings!" she snapped. "Give them to me."
I took off my expensive diamond earrings and handed them over to the butch nurse. She smiled at me as she put them in her pocket.
"Now the show starts to get interesting, honey. Take off your shirt. And do it nice and slow."
I swallowed hard and slowly undid the buttons of my white silk blouse. Slow was good...maybe Joyce would find me and rescue me! In the meantime, I knew I would have to perform a slow, humiliating strip tease for the grinning nurse and the two leering men.
I folded my shirt and put it in the box. Underneath I was wearing an expensive white lace bra. I tried to cover myself, but she told me to put my arms down at my sides. One of the black men let out a little wolf whistle.
"She not too big up top, but those little peaches sure look firm and tasty, Tyrone!" one of the men said.
"Sure do," the other man agreed. "More'n a handful is jus' a waste. 'Sides, these snooty little society bitches never got big jugs. But their pussies are like rubber bands!" They both laughed, and the nurse barked out her next command.
"Now the skirt, Princess."