I have a problem. I am obsessed with a boss at work. Im not in her department, that isn't the issue. The issue is Ms Johnson is smoking fucking hot and she fucking knows it.
Her body is amazing, when she walks her ass has the perfect amount of jiggle and her tits just the right bounce. She's voluptuous, always dressed to perfection and smells amazing.
Now that isn't all she is. It's the way she carries herself that drives me crazy. She's intelligent and confident. She commands respect, when she walks down the hall people step to the side.
Lastly, she's older, in her forties, I assume, which makes her even hotter. And of course, according to everyone, she doesn't date or fuck.
As for me, I'm a nobody, five foot eight and about one hundred and fifty pounds. I have only two things going for me, a pretty boyish face, or so I'm told, and a relatively big cock. It's not huge or anything but it's above average in length and girth. Girls always smile when they see it.
My only goal in life is to fuck Ms Johnson. To see with my own eyes what is under that skirt and to watch those perfect lips suck my cock.
I need a plan.
I start by doing the opposite of everyone else. When she walks down the hall I get in her way. When she looks at me like I'm nothing, I look right back the same way. Every chance I get I act like a cocky A-hole around her.
After work I start following her. She lives a very boring life. She works, goes to the gym and then goes to her apartment most nights, sometimes she goes shopping. The only night she goes anywhere else is a bar every Thursday. I went there on a Wednesday to check it out, it's a regular place, Thursdays is couples trivia night, maybe she goes for that.
I pay a hot girl I know to meet me there and pretend we are on a date. I want Ms Johnson to wonder why she would be with me. It's costing me a small fortune, but if it gets me under her skirt then it's worth it.
I'm sitting at the bar on Thursday when Ms Johnson spots me. She has a look of disgust on her face. I roll my eyes when she comes to me. I want her to think she's bothering me.
"Mr Danvers."
"Ms Johnson."
"Mr Danvers, this is my space on Thursdays and I don't care for people at work invading my space."
"Well, Ms Johnson, I am waiting for someone so it looks like I'm going to be in your space tonight."
"When your 'someone' gets here I suggest you go elsewhere."
I give her my most disinterested look.
"I'll think about it."
"You really want to take me on?" She asked.
"Really wouldn't be much of a contest now would it?"
"No, not really," she answered.
"Great, I'm glad we understand each other."
She gave me a death stare then walked to the other side of the bar.
My 'date' showed up and we spent some time talking and laughing, I got us drinks and focused all my attention on her. She showered me with affection just like I paid her to. I just hoped Ms Johnson was watching.
After we won the trivia night, I told my date to go and I sat nursing a beer when Ms Johnson came once again.
"Nice win."
"Thanks, it was fun."
She didn't look like she had fun losing.
"Maybe I'll come back next week and kick your ass again or would that be too much for your sensibilities?"
"Your a cocky little shit."
"I prefer to think of it as confident."
We stare each other down.
"What does a girl like that see in you anyway?" She asks.
"You mean other than my sparkling personality?"
She laughs.
"Yeah I don't think that's what it is, sport."
I shrug.
"Probably my big dick."
"Yeah, I'm sure."
I just give her a cocky smile.
The following days I do my best to ignore her and not even look her way. I want her to think I'm completely disinterested.
I show up at the bar the following Thursday and take a seat. She gives me the death stare and walks over.
"You don't take hints well."
"It's a free country, Ms Johnson."
"You always have to be a dick."
"Don't worry, my partner cancelled so your competition is out of the way."
She looked contemplative.
"My partner can't make it either, I was going to ask one of the regulars but since your so lonely and pitiful, you want to team up?"
"Sure, but how is it that I'm lonely and pitiful and you aren't, exactly?"
"Because you got stood up and I don't date."
"That's fair."
She laughed.
This was our routine for weeks. We became every week partners at the bar, where I continued to act like a pompous ass. At work she started nodding, in acknowledgement.
I really had to focus on the long game, at least that was the plan. I would sneak a look, at the bar, whenever I could, but at work I forced myself to keep my head down. There was a risk of being caught up in the friend zone but I knew if I played the wrong card the dream was dead.
The other problem was that I was falling hard for the fucking beauty queen. I mean she was cool, intelligent, fun and unbelievably gorgeous and classy. Even more than that she was competitive and liked to trash talk which made her even more sexy.
I started to think I shouldn't have agreed to be her partner because I wasn't making any progress. There seemed to be an edge to our relationship when she was pissed at me, now I was like her little brother.
I decided I needed to do something. There was plenty of regulars that would come by and chat with her as I would pretend to watch whatever game was on the tv screen. One of the women was about Ms Johnson's age but not very attractive, not attractive at all really.
The following Thursday I tried flirting with her a little before the trivia started. Ms Johnson was at our usual spot at the bar. I needed to do something to take our relationship to the next level.
After the game, which we won, my prayers were answered.
"What's the deal with you and Susan?"
"Nothing, I was just talking to her."
"Well she's had a tough time with men."
"Meaning?"
"Meaning if you just plan on fucking her over then don't."
"Fine, for the record I was just looking for some fun but I don't want anyone getting hurt."
"I appreciate that. What ever happened to your 'friend'?"
"She calls when she's lonely."
Which actually wasn't a lie. When we were fooling around that first night she got a feel of my cock and now she calls when she's horny.
"Fucking men, you are all the same."
"Listen, when Ms Right comes along I'll be happy to focus all my attention on her, but until then I consider it a public duty to help damsels in distress."
"Yeah sure," she said while chuckling.
I just gave her my best cocky smile.
"I still think she's out of your league."
"Yeah she is, looks wise anyway, but other than that she's a bore and I wouldn't give her the time of day."
"Why susan?"
"Older women are sexy."
She laughed at that.
"Really, do tell?"
"Yeah, don't get more full of yourself than you already are."
"You think I'm full of myself?"
"Very, how could you not be?"
"What does that even mean?"
"It means your perfect. Every guy you meet wants to bow down and worship you. How can that not go to a person's head?"
"I don't encourage it."
"No you don't, Makes me admire you even more."
"Now you admire me?"
"Of course."
I decided to leave it at that before I said something stupid.
"I'm out of here. Are you sure Susan wouldn't mind some harmless fun?"
"She gets attached easily."
I laughed.