It was a couple of weeks before Christmas, and I was driving my way over to the Miller's estate. People around here call Mr. Miller the "King of Parties." And I had finally turned 21, which meant, according to Mr. Miller, that I was now finally old enough to attend his famous parties. I had been looking forward to this day for some time, so I was thrilled when he called to invite me, but a little anxious when he said that first I had to "prove myself."
He made it sound simple enough: hand out Christmas baskets full of goodies to those in need, while dressed in a classic red and white Santa suit that he would provide. It wasn't until I got to his house that I realized that I wasn't alone. Nine other guys around my age (none that I really knew) would be joining me. After a quick tour of Mr. Miller's impressive estate, we ended up in his bar room, which was better equipped then any of the local bars I'd been to. When everybody had a beer, we all gathered around Mr. Miller.
"Thanks for being on time, one and all. Glad to see some familiar faces and some new ones as well."
(Mr. Miller had been my little league coach, and, not to brag, but I got the game-winning hit in our league championship. It was only a single, but, over the years, Mr. Miller never forgot it or me. I'm pretty sure it was the only reason I was invited.)
He talked to us about our Santa duties and some about himself growing up poor. He seemed pretty sincerely humbled by that fact that he was now rich. He never told us how he acquired his wealth, but I'm not sure it was by legal means. That's why I was so nervous. (For one thing, if my parents knew I was here they would absolutely kill me.) But that also made it exciting.
"And now the fun part," he said with a laugh. "And keeping with the spirit of the season, if you do a good job you shall be rewarded."
"Cool," I thought, "I could really use some cash."
"Later that night I'm throwing a little Christmas party, and you are all invited, and, come July, my 4th of July party as well."
We cheered. It wasn't money, but it seemed like a good reward. Although I didn't know anyone personally that had ever gone to one of those parties, I'd heard the rumors of wild times. His 4th of July party was legendary around these parts for its beer, babes, and bands. (Not particularly in that order.) I had been watching his personal fireworks display from outside of his fences for years, so I was pumped with the news.
He broke into a wide smile. "And, better yet, I will personally guarantee you each the opportunity to get laid."
We cheered even louder. (Forget the fireworks.) Just then a stunning blonde walked into the room wearing a shimmering silver dress. There were more cheers and some hooting.
Mr. Miller laughed. "Ah...but not with her." He kissed her. "Honey, you walked in at the most inopportune time."
She just shrugged her shoulders.
"Never mind," he said, rolling his eyes.
"I just wanted to tell you that the doctor is here."
"Very good." He kissed her again, and then we all watched her walk away. (Mr. Miller was one lucky dude.)
"What's with the doctor, Mr. Miller?" A voice asked.
"Ok, before you can participate in the fun and games you must see the doctor to get a blood test and to get your equipment checked out."
"Equipment?"
"Yeah, to be blunt, your cocks, gentlemen, to make sure you're clean and good to go."
I gulped (not that I was worried about that, having not been laid in over a year and having only been with two girls in my life), it just sounded a little embarrassing. Taking a look around the room, no one was smiling anymore.
"C'mon guys, it won't be that bad. I even found a pretty doctor for you. Just don't treat her with disrespect, because she is a real doctor and, from what I hear, a good one. Once you take your test, though, you are to abstain from sex, any sex, until the party."
"That shouldn't be hard," I sighed to myself, and, looking around the room again, at the collection of average Joes that filled it, I figured none of us would.
The silver dress walked into the room again, followed by a heavy nurse dressed in white and by a tall blonde woman in a gray pants suit, whom Mr. Miller introduced as the doctor.
After some chitchat, the doctor and nurse went into this large bathroom, just off the bar area. Mr. Miller waved his hand and split us into two groups of five. I cursed, inwardly, because I was in the first group (in fact, the first in line). I walked into the bathroom on nervous legs. The nurse had me fill out a form and took some blood. Then she sent me over to the doctor. My heart was pounding. (I have a male doctor, and he is anything but beautiful.) It didn't help that she had a sexy foreign accent (Swedish or German, I think) that I could barely understand. She seemed to want me to undress.
I looked around at the four guys behind me. "Great," I sighed. I kicked off my sneakers and slipped out of my shirt and pants, grateful that she'd said nothing about my boxers. She began by checking my heart with her stethoscope. She chuckled, probably because it was racing. I had to say "ahhh" next.
Then she stepped back. "Plizz trop de zhorts."
I nodded, took a deep breath, and slid my boxers down. She stepped forward, very business-like, turned my head and grasped my left nut. I instinctively coughed -- and then again when she grabbed the other one. (It wasn't sexual, but the next part certainly was.) She looked around, and I guessed that she was looking for a stool or something. Finally she shrugged and just squatted down in front of me. I gasped.
"Yoost relats," she said.
But there wasn't a chance of my relaxing, because, at that moment, she also grabbed my flaccid penis. She felt around as I tried to think of dead puppies, since this wasn't the time or place to pop a woody. My face was burning, because it was the first time a woman had ever inspected me in this state.
When she said I was clean, I dressed as quickly as I could and headed right for the bar, where I helped myself to another cold beer. The other five guys wanted to know what happened, but I tried to play it cool.
"No biggie," I said, and then I laughed to myself. "That's probably what the doctor said, too."
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The next week was a long one, but I managed to get my Christmas shopping done. I tried not to think about the party, but I couldn't help it, because, instead of sugar plums, dreams of wild orgies kept dancing in my head. I wished I were more experienced at such things.
The Saturday before Christmas we met up at Mr. Miller's again. I was a little surprised that everyone showed up. I know I had second thoughts. After we all dressed in our Santa suits (I honestly felt a little silly), we split into two groups of five and headed out. My group visited a nursing home and a Senior Citizens center. For a couple of hours I forgot about the party, and, honestly, it felt good to spread some cheer.
When we got back to the Miller place we were led into what looked like a small guesthouse. We had to wait for the other Santas to return. I, for one, was restless, pacing the floor, ready to party. But it turned out that we had one more task.