I was deep asleep, my arm around my wife, when I was awoken by a stinging slap on my back side.
"Did I not tell you to leave Jennifer
completely
alone, Michael?" The tone in Mrs. Macmillan's voice was explicit.
"Yes Mrs. Macmillan, you did, and I didn't interfere with her at all! We've just been sleeping!" Still trying to wake up, I had no idea where this was going. How long ago had I come to bed?
"Well, maybe you can explain why the dildo she had in her butt is on the floor next to your side of the bed!"
Shit. Yes, I had removed the big black rubber cock from my wife's arse when I had come to bed that afternoon. I thought Mrs. Macmillan had meant that I wasn't allowed to fool around with Jen - taking out the dildo had just been to make her comfortable.
"I ... ah ... I mean ... I was just making her comfortable. We didn't fuck or anything like that!"
The full swing, open handed slap to my face sounded like a pistol shot, and was just as stunning.
"I don't know who you think you are, young man, but you will NOT use such language around me, is that clear?"
"Yes, Mrs. Macmillan". I really felt like I was back in her classroom now!
Jen stirred at the noise of the argument. Mrs. Macmillan simply looked down at her, back at me, and in a much more composed tone said "Well, you removed it, you put it back."
Now I was in for it - Jen had never let me play in there before - she'd always considered anal sex to be painful and un-natural, and the one time we had tried it years before had been disastrous.
"Jen really doesn't like it like that, Mrs. Macmillan," I finally managed to say. "She'll be pissed at me if I do that".
"Not with me here, boy. Or perhaps you'd like to take it in her place?"
That did it for me - after all I had removed it from her arse, so putting it back seemed not so unreasonable, compared to getting it up my own virgin passage!
I fished down beside the bed and found the big black dong that I had removed, and grabbed a tube of Astroglide out of the night stand, greasing up the black cock liberally. With Jennifer still laying on her stomach it was easy to gently part her cheeks and get some lube onto her crinkled little hole. Tentatively I spread it around with my middle finger, slipping in just a little to make sure she was properly lubricated, half expecting her to jump up off the bed and scream at me for invading that forbidden avenue.
I was blown away when she moaned as my finger dipped into her arse, something I certainly wasn't expecting.
Emboldened, and almost forgetting that Mrs. Macmillan was in the room behind me, I held Jens arse cheeks apart with one hand while slowly introducing the head of the excessively proportioned rubber cock to her relaxing butt hole, gently pushing and twisting until the "glands" pushed past her ring and was an inch or so into her.
More moaning came from the other end of the bed, matched only by the satisfactory murmurs I could hear behind me.
"See, she likes it. Give her a little more."