"What would you do if John and I just started having sex right here?" Jen asked me.
"I'd probably watch." I joked.
She and her husband had invited me over for dinner and some television. We didn't get together much since she got married, but when we did, it was always interesting. Jen would show off her culinary skills, or sometimes John would pamper us by making dinner and drinks. Tonight was one of the latter.
John and I didn't have much in common. We usually disagreed, him being an outspoken republican and me a democrat. He liked telling me I was stupid. I liked telling him to go to hell. But I liked when he played the part of doting husband. It made him look at least a little descent.
"We have to use up the daiquiri mix," Jen kept saying as her husband plied me with more alcohol, "John and I can't drink it by ourselves."
"I'll do what I can," I said, curling up on the couch to watch whatever was on television. I'm 22 and a bit of a good girl. I drink only every couple of months or so. My dark brown hair hits me below the shoulders and my fair Irish skin is dusted with a few freckles. I'm slender, although I've never been much for athletics. I'm a virgin—waiting for marriage, that's what I always say. Sure, I make out all the time and secretly love sucking cock, but that's not so bad, right?
Jen was sitting beside me and John was in the kitchen. They had a nice apartment—perfect for the two of them. They had been married for about 8 months, and while Jen and I didn't get to see much of each other, she called me all the time with stories about the trials of married life and every juicy bit of their sexual congress: embarrassing sex injuries and things they broke because they weren't made for people to have sex on.
"Just so you guys know, I can take my pants off without unbuttoning them," Jen said, standing up to demonstrate. She was slender like me, but had a little more of a belly. Her hair was dishwater blonde and is always pulled back into a short ponytail. We had been neighbors at college, and we grew to be best friends. She took me to get my first vibrator my second year of college. I was forever indebted to her.
"She doesn't want to see that!" John said, handing me another drink.
"Then she doesn't have to look," Jen said, tossing her pants aside and sitting back on the couch. John sat in his chair on the other side of me and started flipping through the channels to find something we would all like.
"Wait, go back!" Jen said, "There!"
"No, Jen, we are not watching porn," John said, "Not with company here."
"She doesn't mind, do you?" She asked me.
"If it was just you and me, I'd say yes. But won't it be, awkward, me watching porn with your husband?" I asked, a little buzzed.
"It'll be fun! Come on!" Jen urged.
"Alright," I said.
"Jen—" John began, but she cut him off with a wave of her hand.