I was lying in a dumpster behind my office, completely naked, while my coworkers were on the phone with me.
Not my finest moment.
"Please bring my clothes back down, this isn't funny." I begged Cassie.
"What you're doing at your place of work isn't funny. Could you imagine what Mr. Lubiak would say if he knew you were running around his office butt naked?" Cassie said with a laugh. "First off, is it true that you're wearing a butt plug?"
I kept my mouth shut.
"Look, I can just go back to work..." Cassie started.
"Yes!" I blurted out. "I have a butt plug in."
"Very naughty...and Brad wants to know how big your husband is?" Cassie asked.
"What? Why!" I said, shifting in the garbage. It was so hot outside I was sweating profusely.
"Alright, I have some emails to send if you aren't going to cooperate."
Click.
Cassie hung up.
My heart sank. I immediately called her back. I breathed a sigh of relief when she answered.
"Last chance." Cassie sang.
"He's three and a half inches." I said.
"Like...soft?" she asked.
"No. Hard."
There was a long silence. Then she burst into laughter. "When you posed for Brad's art class, did you like it?"
"Yes." I answered. Earlier at my time in the company Brad had started a Boozy Photography class and his model dropped out last minute. I agreed to help out and model for him, not realizing he was going to invite a bunch of people from work until after I got dressed again.
They called me Sasquatch around the office for a few weeks after that. Luckily most of them had moved on to other companies, but Brad was still here.
We never talked about that night.
"Okay so you're going to do a few things for us and we'll give your clothes back. Understood?" Cassie said.
"Yes." I said, a bad feeling in my gut.
"First off, get out of the dumpster and walk out to where we can see you." Cassie ordered.
I slowly climbed up and looked around. The coast was clear. I climbed out of the dumpster. Slowly, I walked further from the building. Up on the 3rd floor I saw Cassie and Brad still looking down at me.
"Check your phone." Cassie said.
I saw a text come through. There was a photo of me, butt naked, standing there looking up at them.
"So just follow my directions and we won't have problems. You know, you were always so full of yourself just because you've been here longer. You aren't really that great. The guys here think you're stuck up. This...how you currently are...this is what you deserve." Cassie said. "Turn around and spread your ass."
Her words hurt. A lot. It hurt more to turn around and bend over for her, reaching back with one hand to spread myself.