"Do you want to fuck?" Helen demanded. She was wearing a red plaid skirt and posed with her hands on her hips to show off her tits to their full potential. She knew I believe them to be her best feature, I'd told her on numerous occasions.
"No, I'm not in the mood." She turned, obviously aggrieved and left the room.
My relationship with my flat mate had never been traditional. Friends with benefits I suppose you could call it but our benefits included hanging around the flat naked, fucking, some roleplay, and the occasional bondage game.
Helen returned, the skirt was gone and in its place was a gleaming black strap-on. She looked at me expectantly."
"I told you," I repeated "I'm not in the mood."
"But I'm horny," she complained "what are you in the fucking mood for!?"
I thought back to my disastrous date "I just want to sit, drink a beer, and watch the football. Then I want women everywhere to shut the fuck up just do as they're told..."
Helen looked at me thoughtful for a moment "I can work with that." She announced and headed off to look in our shared sex toy box.
Much to my annoyance she returned a few minutes later. The strap-on has gone and now you could see the smooth shaved pussy she tended to so meticulously. In her arms she carried enough rope to hogtie an entire women's football team and dangling from her mouth was the strap of a large pink ballgag, the biggest one we owned.
"Tie me up and I'll do whatever you say."
I grunted.
"All I expect in return is a spectacular orgasm at the end of it."
I rolled my eyes "No, I'm in charge not you. I get to decide if you cum."
She shrugged "Fair enough."
"Usual safe word?"
She shook her head "I thought women should do whatever the fuck they're told? Don't pussy out on me now."
Now it was my turn to shrug "Whatever you say."