Just for the record, I never had sex in prison.
Yeah, I was in jail; not something that anyone who knew me earlier in life would have expected to happen, but I ended up marrying the wrong guy - big time. My stupid fucking ex was such a big fan of "Breaking Bad" that he just had to try it himself, except he was nowhere near as smart as Walter White.
My ex shortly ran afoul of a Federal-level sting operation and was convicted for a laundry list of narcotic and organized crime related offenses. He's probably still in some penitentiary somewhere.
As for me, well... I'm not going to tell anyone I'm completely innocent, but I wasn't guilty of the charges they threw at me. I was convicted of money laundering and grand larceny, and that was the part that really pissed me off. What really happened was, I got tired of getting slapped around by that asshole, so I decided to leave. When I did, I took a stack of cash he had hidden at the place as compensation for ten years of hell. I didn't know it was money that was being tracked as part of the drug sting.
Anyway...I flipped State's Evidence on him for a reduced sentence and wound up doing three years at a minimum security women's prison in northern Florida. I did 16 months inside and was on probation for the rest.
I went in when I was 38. I was terrified and I spent most of my first week in the administrative section while they got me inprocessed and so forth (almost nothing happens fast when you're in prison). I cried for three days straight. I was terrified and SOOO pissed.
Eventually, though, I got used to the prison routine. That's when I met Angie.
Angie was a sometimes call girl that had a string of DUI's and other petty stuff that finally got her locked up for a few years.
I can see the antenna and hard dicks coming up, but it wasn't like that. In the first place, I wasn't into girls (I'm still not either, in spite of all that happened) and even if I was...hello, we were in prison. That means guards and bars, so it just wasn't that easy to do, even if you were in the mood for it (which I wasn't). There were girls who did, but it wasn't easy. Usually, they had about 5 minutes to get off together in a broom closet or something. For a girl, that's not an easy thing to do.
Anyway, getting off topic here. It always helps to have a buddy in prison, so Angie became my "prison girlfriend"; that is, we were each other's excuse if we did get hit up by any bull dykes (they mostly respected you if you were in a "relationship"). Angie and I were both older than most of them (Angie was in her mid 40's) and we got along well.
It wasn't until I was released, that she got into my panties. And yeah, I knew Angie was bisexual but she had never hit on me or anything while we were inside. We were similar in age (a lot of the girls in their were ten to fifteen years younger than me) and we got along pretty well together. To be honest, I guess I developed a little crush on her. Angie was released a couple months before I was, and she promised to be there for me when I got out to help me get through.
Because...well, to be honest, I had nothing. The laws being what they were, everything I had was forfeit when I was convicted; I walked out of prison in the same clothes I went in with. Angie was there, just like she promised.
She gave me a big hug and my first cappuccino in a couple of years.
"Welcome back to the world, honey," she smiled, handing me my first cappuccino in a couple of years. "What would you like to do first?"
I sighed. "All I really want is to relax," I replied wearily. "I couldn't sleep last night. And I have to check with my parole officer."
I'd enrolled in a program for female ex convicts who were in the position I was; they helped you find a job and eventually an apartment and so forth, re-integrating you into society. The rules were pretty strict;
no fooling around, no drinking, make my parole appointments, and so forth, but I was determined not to mess up; I wanted a life again.
Angie smiled. "Of course. Let's go."
But it was Friday and my parole officer had left early for the day. I made sure that her secretary marked me as having shown up, was told to come back Monday morning and summarily shown the door. And with that, we were on our way to Angie's place.
Angie had been married a few times. None of them ever lasted very long, because to be honest, Angie was kind of a slut. She was a sweet, good hearted person, but her weakness was sex. She just loved all kinds of sex, which was one of the reasons she became a call girl.
In one of her divorces, she got a relatively nice trailer with a stereotypical redwood porch built on the front of it; typical for Florida. The place was out of town, on a wooded plot of land that was really beautiful; I don't know why it never got developed better. Angie said she just liked it the way it was, but I kind of got the impression that she just never thought she would be there long .There was a garden shed, an awning that served as a garage, and a dilapidated old barn further back that she said was from the 50's.
She showed me around the place a little, then I begged off to go shower and change. It had been quite a while since I really felt like a girl. I got into her tub and luxuriously took my time about shaving my legs and pits. In prison, you have to basically sprint to one end of the block, sign out a razor, sprint and take your shower, and then get the razor back, all in the space of about ten minutes. Not fun. Now I was all on my own time. No more hurry up and do the best you can with no shave cream or soap. Here I creamed, shaved, and moisturized and took as long as I wanted.
After I was finished with my legs and pits, I sat for a few minutes, looking morosely at the bush between my legs. I didn't have a boyfriend, my ex was in prison (not that I would have fucked him in the first place), and even if I was able to pick someone up the rules about dating and sex and so forth...fuck it, I thought, this is for me. I lathered up and shaved my pussy gloriously bare. The hairless skin looked strange after so long with no grooming, but felt amazingly clean and a little erotic as I dried myself off and I caught little whisps of cool air from the A/C between my legs. Mmm, nice, I thought to myself.