One of my friends gifted me an adult toy because I was complaining about how there aren't any good guys that meet my standards. This was back when I was young and trying to impress my group of friends that I was picky and only chose the best and I deserved the best because I am the best. Well it ended terribly wrong.
I immediately hid the toy in my purse that my friend gave to me in public at restaurant during our annual girls gift exchange for the holidays. It was so embarrassing that I got this in front of everyone and strangers. I was planning on throwing it away but for some reason, I felt I should hold on to it. I un-packaged the thing and held it in my hand after a few weeks. I took it in the shower with me once. I cleaned it a few times just to get the manufacturers residue off of it. I also gripped it and "jerked it off" just to see how something that large would feel. I threw it in a drawer and would think about it from time to time.
This time was one of the times I had totally forgotten about it. Peter came over to hang out. He's a friend and asked me to dinner, but I said I'd rather just stay in so he confidently walked around my place. He was entertaining and funny, but I wasn't at all interested in him. I just heard he had a large penis and I was kind of curious about it. I never asked him or made advances and I was mostly repulsed by his advances. I just kept him around because of the rumor he had a huge dick.
I wasn't expecting him to walk around the place so I didn't tidy up as well as I would have if I knew he was coming over. It was getting late and he was being really funny so I just went with the flow and let it happen. It unfolded rather quickly and I couldn't stop him fast enough as he hilariously wrecked havoc throughout the entire place. Nothing was safe. He first tripped over the hamper and held up a bra (my roommates who has gigantic boobs) and said: "These ain't yours." Clearly not but now he had my roommates bra in his hands and it was funny. It also felt a little like a violation that he could just palm his bare skin on fabric that so closely rubs up against her nipples.
I tried to rip them away from him but as I did I fell right into his trap. He planned on getting a rise out of me and when I darted to grab the bra, he let go and they hung in the air. I grabbed them as he side stepped and disappeared to where I was just standing. He then hooked a finger through a thong and held it up pretending to hold his nose with the other hand. Peter's fresh and even though it was embarrassing, it was funny too. "I can tell from the scent of these, this is also not yours." He mocked.
It was funny and flattering because I took it as a compliment and I actually enjoyed it and thought he was putting on a performance for me. This was about the time he turned and went to see what was in the drawers. I let him because it was mostly junk until he reached the bottom draw. I immediately lunged at his direction, throwing myself between the drawer and him, but I was too late. I landed in his lap with my face looking up at him and he had a sarcastic shock face on.
He looked at me then back down in the draw and then back at me with a look on his face that said... "no way! really? you slag!"
"Peter! What the hell? You can't just go through my stuff like this!" I exclaimed embarrassingly.
Before I realized it he whipped out his phone and the flash went off. Did he really just take a picture of this gigantic suction dildo? Not only did he do that, he got my face in it.
"Delete that. I said as serious as I could. It makes me look like my face is buried in your lap and I have a giant dildo right next to my face. Please delete it. Please." I resorted to begging when he started to smirk and laugh.
He pretended to text and send it off to the guys, but I knew he was just teasing. After everything calmed down he said: "I know girls like big dicks, but geeze, you're really getting after it huh?"
"Peter, stop! It was a gag gift. I never actually use it."
"Well why is out of the package then? And why not throw it away? You keep it around because either 1) you like big dicks or 2) you're curious about getting big dick'd since you've never had one and don't realize you like it yet. Which is it?"
"Peter, stop, seriously, delete it."
"Just tell me, which is it." He said as he hid his phone behind his back. I thought he was insinuating that he'd delete the photo if I just gave in to him.
"Fine, Peter, I like big dick. Okay. There. Great. You got me, so will you delete it now?"
"Oh man, I just recorded you saying that. The audio is going to go great with this photo."
"No you didn't, Peter! Stop. Did you really?" I protested getting more and more nervous.
"Oh, you thought I was going to delete it? Not a chance! Well... maybe a small chance. Or should I say a big chance?" He laughed.
"What do you want? Dinner? Fine. Let's go." I said trying to suggest something gentle.