This story's got a bit of an edge to it. I'm not sure where it came from, honestly.
Like all my stories, although it stands completely on its own, it's loosely connected to my other ones. This one
could
serve as a prequel to "The House At The Top Of Briggs Road," though the subject matter is completely different. It's also linked to the many other cop-themed pieces I've written.
I'm submitting this in Lit's inaugural
Crime & Punishment 2023 Story Event
. Make sure you read all the entries and vote up any that float your boat.
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"It just seems weird," I fretted, "going tanning and getting paid for it."
Julie burst out laughing. She was amazing, already a legend in the Department, and she'd only been on the job like four years. I wondered if I'd ever be that awesome. "Damn, girl. In terms of fleecing the taxpayers? That's the least of what you're going to be doing." She winked, steering her car
way
too fast up Empire Road. Way too fast. But then, she wasn't worried about getting pulled over. She was a cop. I'd already learned that that was one of the big perks of this job. "Just wait until you get to claim your underwear as a tax deduction."
"No shit?" I was trying for her air of coolness, that Ray-Banned sense of control, but I suspected it looked like what it was: an act.
"Now that I'm working Vice almost full-time?" She snickered and looked out the window. "Man, I went to Secret Whispers and dropped three hundred dollars on like four items. Submitted the receipts and the captain gave me a voucher the very next day. So the next time I'm wearing red lace for my husband, that'll be paid for by the good citizens of Seaborne." I joined her in a laugh. "Not that you're quite there yet, Wiley. This is just a temporary assignment for you. But if you want anything, let me know. I'll buy it for you."
"Damn!" I was impressed. The girl was slick. "Won't they wonder why a girl with a chest like yours is buying for the president of the Flat-Chest Club?"
She winked. "Like the Captain is going to question cup size? He'd be worried about getting fired for harassment." She glanced over at me. "Don't worry. You're not as flat as you think. Just wait until you meet Dobbs, on the night shift; she's got, like, negative boobs."
"Really?"
"Hell yeah," she said, and we laughed again. This felt so good, hanging with Julie Lindberg, like I'd been accepted at the table with the cool kids at school. She was going to be making sergeant with the next set of promotions, rumor was, and taking over Vice completely. "It's just a pain we have to drive so far out of town to get our tan on. It's a beautiful summer day. We should be at the beach."
"Totally." It had been explained to me: we had to go out of town to get tanned because if anyone local saw female police officers tanning on the clock, it would be a sure tip-off that a prostitution sting was in the works. So we had to go out of town. But even though that seemed like a flimsy explanation, I wasn't prying. When you're a rookie cop, it's like you're drinking from a firehose. And I had a bad sense of what was good news and what wasn't: I'd thought getting assigned to stake out a drug house was good, until I found out it was so boring that anyone who could get out of it, did. And I'd felt the same way when they'd told me I'd be doing this Vice detail, until I'd realized they'd only picked me because I was young and had a vagina.
So. Not much of an honor, really.
"Yeah," Julie continued, warming to her earlier theme, "on the scale of corruption in the Seaborne PD, getting a free tan is minor."
"Yeah?" They'd warned us about this in the Academy, and hell, it's not like I haven't been paying attention to current events. Police officers are not exactly renowned for their ethics these days. I wondered, with a sudden lurch, whether Julie Lindberg was about to try to corrupt me somehow.
"Just wait." She yawned. "Temptation will rear its ugly head every day you work this job. You'll be asked to do favors for people, or get people out of speeding tickets, or whatever. That's how it starts. Then before you know it, you're framing drug dealers."
I stared over at her, trying to Be Cool. "You frame drug dealers?"
She chuckled. "No, man, no. Most dealers are so stupid, they frame themselves. These people are not brilliant. This isn't major organized crime, like the Mafia. Yakuza. The O'Malleys. The Kystrov Family. We're talking about penny-ante players. But my point is that the temptations are there. Everywhere." She glanced at me out of the corner of her shades. "I don't think you can be a good, aggressive police officer and
not
feel the urge to get involved in shady shit." She gave me a lopsided grin. "The trick is to know how far to go, and to make sure you don't get caught."
I wasn't sure what to say to that, so I took my old grandma's advice:
when in doubt, keep your pie hole shut.
I smiled.
"I'm telling you: it's part of the system." She swept us through a long turn as we headed toward North Adams, passing five cars on the right. "Know how they trust us to decide when to give a ticket, versus a warning?"
"Yeah?"
"That right there is an invitation to play favorites. Right?" I got the uncomfortable sense she was trying to convince me. "Like, whatever your criteria are for giving a ticket or not giving a ticket, it's all subjective." She nodded. "See? That's the Department, telling you the rules don't always apply."
"Right." I brushed my hair out of my eyes. It was sultry today, the windows down, and my hair was all kinked from having it braided and shoved under a police cap for a week. Julie had already told me I'd need to straighten myself out before the Vice thing tomorrow night.
"I mean, if you're honestly trying to protect the public?" She whipped us onto a street lined with strip malls. "It's almost impossible to avoid ethical dilemmas. The key is to pay attention." She parked us outside Rawhide Tanning in a chirp of tires. "Because nobody
means
to be corrupt. But by the time you notice it? It'll probably already be too late."