It's prom night. I'm chaperoning my kid's junior prom, wearing what looks more like something a mobster's mistress would wear to his funeral. I'm in mourning for my daughter's childhood, I say to the Hot Dad who turns out to also have a flask hidden in his jacket. (To dull the pain of his first prom, he tells me.) Mine is in my garter, so I have to make repeated trips to the ladies' room to spike my punch a little more, which is rapidly becoming just rum. Plus an extra shot straight down the hatch before I put it back in its hidden spot between my legs. I tug the garter up a little higher to press the lid of the little silver bottle up into the warm, damp divot of the crotch of my black lace panties that lies directly over my sensitive hole. I wiggle slowly to pull my skirt down, pressing my thighs together and working the flask back and forth as I do.
When I come back out to the gym after my latest liquor trip to the ladies' most of the kids have already left, including my own and Hot Dad's. The only students left are the ones you wouldn't have to chaperone anyway. The organizers that will clean up and claim it was more fun than any of the stupid parties all the other kids have headed off to. I say as much to Hot Dad and ask him if we should shove them in their lockers, where they will surely go to get their purses and jackets since these are the ones that are way too uptight to leave them on the table like a normal irresponsible teenager. He laughs and says he'd like to shove me up against a locker. I throw my head back and laugh and grab him by the hand and lead him out into the night.
Outside the gym, there are still plenty of cars full of overdressed teens, stopped to confer on where to go next, many piling into rented limos. We see one kid arguing with a chauffeur while his group stands around with their arms crossed. Hot Dad and I stumble in that direction, stuffing condoms in car windows as we make our bumbling way, but before we get there the kid throws his arms in the air and they all stalk off, finding rides with other people. We ask the driver what the problem was and he tells us that the kid swore that his dad already paid him, but the driver claimed he didn't and wouldn't take them anywhere else unless they coughed up the cash.
"Well, I have cash," Hot Dad announces, looking at me.