A safe behind a picture, how cliche right? Everyone is always telling me how this picture is too severe for the bedroom. It has cockblocked me on several occasions during my youth when I still had vigor. Although there was some silver lining to its presence. Some females were actually turned on by it; they're the ones I kept around. It's a print of an original painting titled "Judith Slaying Holofernes". It was created by a most famous and skilled painter of the Baroque era, Artemisia Gentileschi. I fell in love with the painting during my college years when I studied abroad in Florence. It was housed in the Uffizi gallery; positioned at the end of a hallway parallel to the Arno River. During sunset, years of potent history reflect from the rivers surface. Artists, astronomers, and engineers that would monumentally change the course of history all gazed into that river at some point. And at the end of that hallway, a depiction of woman slitting a mans throat with a powerful sword. Perhaps it was the contrast between how men are capable of such beauty yet still fall victim to crude desires.
Don't feel guilty for opening a dead mans safe; I left it unlocked for a reason. Paper money would do me no good in the underworld and the devil needs no written proof that one is depraved.
In case you don't already know my name is Joseph Kalb and I was a nurse at this psychiatric hospital in Connecticut. I still am a nurse here; I say was because the truth is not something I plan to reveal in my lifetime.
We have all sorts of psychotics in my hospital. Patients that attempt to hack off limbs on the daily; even patients that walk around their rooms on all fours, mooing (A condition known as boanthropy). Imagine? Shit, I wouldn't mind. I'd fake spells of cowness during a full moon, like a werewolf; then when the sun awoke I'd claim amnesia. How wonderful it would be to get fed and comforted by all the pretty nurses at the asylum. As I'd be munching on airy grass growing on top of tiled floors, nurses would pet me and I'd brush against their smooth, silky legs. If I was feeling naughty I'd crawl under them, lose the hooves, hook my fingers around the bottom of their panties and yank.
I know I digress but it's important you know the type of man I. Thoughts like these are only natural when you pair a covert sex addict with psychiatric hospital.
Without further background, I give you my story:
"Day-dreaming again I see," Dr. Oz, a senior psychiatrist, said to me as he walked into the hospitals cafeteria one night.
My eyes were shut as I sat in a folding chair, feet up on the lunch table, hands resting on my stomach. Dr.Oz was a large man; it was as if an eclipse had blocked the sun when he came over me. Once my conscious noted this absence of light, my eyes slowly pried themselves open.
"It's just one of those days captain," I said, replying to his remark.
"Agreed."
It was dark and stormy. The outside world doesn't penetrate this place, for it's always enveloped in glum. The storm just provoked exhaustion.
"Did you see Patrick Werner today yet?" Dr.Oz asked.
"No, is anything wrong with him?"
"Yesterday he started to act up a bit; it may have been because he sensed the impending storm—I want you to take note of how he behaves today."
"Of course, he'll be the first one I check on during my nightly run."
"Thank you Joseph."
I swiftly sprang up on my feet, nodded at the doctor, then made my way out of the cafeteria.
Patrick Werner was the only one of his kind at our practice. An official name for his disorder hadn't been coined yet. Dr.Oz simply referred to it as a territorial disorder. At the sight of something he'd want to have, whether it'd be a trash can, stapler, lamp or piece of land, he'd whip his cock out and start tugging till finish on said object. One could logically compare it to dog marking his territory by urinating on it. Whenever this claimed object was touched or moved a fit of rage would ensue. It's not so strange really. Healthy men naturally cum on or in their partner. The thought of another man dropping his load on our enrages us; it's not uncommon for this situation to result in murder of the adulterer. I honestly felt for the guy. Staff frequently takes things away from him, and they move stuff around. If I thought the same of a trash can as I do a women, I'd go mad myself.
After exiting the cafeteria I made my way towards his cell. He was always calm whenever I saw him. But it was a dejected calm. He'd either sit in his chair head down, chest slumped over his thighs, or lay fetal position on his bed. The duties I had during my runs varied amongst patients. For Patrick, my only obligation was to wash him. His room was at the end of one of the halls on the third floor. About as far as you can get from the security desk in the main lobby on the first. His was a quiet and desolate hall. The patients there were well-behaved compared to the rest.
As I came to his door and looked through the barred window I saw he was pacing back and forth. "Dr.Oz was right, you do seem a bit agitated," I mumbled to myself. Inclement weather never did the ward's patients any good. He paced around the room in the nude, his semi hard cock in his left hand. Besides the scoliosis he developed as a result of keeping his back hunched, he was a beautiful man. The sheen on his glossy brown permanently sun-kissed Brazilian skin glistened in the light of the cell. Thin but his features were long and strong; his muscle definition was so intricate, Renaissance sculptors wouldn't have been able to come close in their renditions. Usually calm, but now agitated, he panted like a dog. I felt bad for him. His sole reason of being was to nut. His aspiration was to be this supreme owner. No different from your average tycoon; only instead of paper money, his payment was in seamen. And even though he got away with claiming ownership of various objects around the ward, he had still yet to claim the most enticing property of them all, a women.
I took a ring of keys from a pocket on my scrubs and rummaged through them until I found the one to his cell. The agitation he displayed as I observed him behind the door seemed to get whisked away by my reveal. As I opened the cell Pat jogged over, threw his arms around me, and proceeded to lick my face like a dog. Pat liked me. I don't believe that any of the other nurses received this warm of a welcome from him. When he wasn't behaving I put a leash on him as a safety precaution before leading him to the communal showers at the other end of the hall. Trial and error proved that this was the only way to get him to the intended destination if he was agitated. Most of the time however, holding his wrist and leading the way was enough.