I've always been lucky. Just one of those guys I guess. When I started out working things always fell in my lap and I made it to the top fairly quickly.
Big salary, flash car, nice house.
Then next came the fit wife. She's always been hot as fuck! But I don't like to tell her that too much ya know. I'm the man of the house, I'm in charge. She's on a sweet ride with me. She just has to look after the house and stay looking fit for me! Bloody gym membership costs me enough so I'm glad she bloody uses it!
I heard her with her mates one night moaning that I don't pay enough attention to her and I just basically just use her as a trophy wife! Cheeky bitch was trying to tell them I'm nothing special in bed! Fucking cheek of it! I walked straight in there and told her, she'd have no chance of getting better.
Typical pissed up gobby women though, all spouting off about how she could get anyone she fucking wanted.
I laughed at them. Like to see her fucking try!! Then I went off to the pub and left them to their whining.
She was asleep when I got back. But she did look fit laying there so I woke her up for sex. Great finish to the night. I reminded her that she wouldn't get sex that good anywhere else before I rolled over and went to sleep!
At work the next day I messaged her to ask what she was cooking me for dinner. She didn't bloody answer me for ages. So I messaged her again.
Eventually she replied. 'Oh sorry, do you mind getting a takeaway for yourself tonight. My trainer wants to take me to this new healthy eating place to show me what they do.'
I was not impressed! 'If you think I'm letting some bloke take you out to some posh restaurant you are seriously fucking mistaken! I expect you to be in that fucking kitchen cooking when I get home!'
I was steaming about this for the rest of the day. She was gonna get put right in her place when I got home!
When I pulled into the drive I was pleased to see her car was there. I calmed down and realised she knew what was best for her. 'Glad to see you've seen sense' I shouted out as I walked in the door. I couldn't hear her or smell any cooking as I walked up the hallway and I arrived in the kitchen to see a bottle of beer sitting on a takeaway menu. A note next to it said, out with Remy as I said. Enjoy your takeaway.
I was livid! I got straight on the phone to her and got her answerphone. I screamed down the phone telling her to get her arsed back in the house this fucking second or there was gonna be trouble!
I sent her a few messages in quick succession before my phone pinged. She didn't even have the bottle to phone me back!!
Weirdly it was a photo message that I opened up. It was a picture of my wife Suzy. She looked fucking stunning! It was clearly taken by someone else and she was standing in a little black dress. Her long dark hair brushed down and flowing over one shoulder. Big beaming smile and those stunning blue eyes. The dress clung to every curve of her amazing tanned body down to her gorgeous long legs finished in black high heels.
She looked so amazing I forgot how angry I was. Bet she was with one of her mates. OK, I get it. She's stunning and I've been taking her for granted. God she looked amazing!
I realised there was text under the message and as much as I didn't want leave the picture I scrolled down to the words.
'It seems that you don't appreciate your wife! Bad move, she's gorgeous. So tonight I'm showing her how she should be treated! Remy.'
I dropped the phone. I was so shocked. Had she really gone out with her personal trainer! I grabbed it back up and typed out 'nice try girls. Get my fucking wife back here now!'
I also messaged her phone. 'OK Suzy, you've had ya fun! I'm sorry I was an arse. Come home now.'
My phone pinged twice. The first one was the other number. 'This really isn't the girls. You messed up. See you when I bring her back later.'
The second one was her. 'Oh darling I've nowhere near had my fun yet. This restaurant and the company is lovely!' It pinged again, 'by the way, this is Remy!' I scrolled to the picture attached. He was fucking huge! Built like a brick outhouse. Even if I wanted to I couldn't go down and drag her out! This guy could kill me without breaking into a sweat! Almost as annoying as this was the fact he was so good looking. He was a tall guy with a shaved head, very blue eyes and perfect smile. I hated him instantly. But what was I supposed to do. I wasn't built to deal with someone like him!
'I messaged back. OK, I've learnt my lesson. Now let's stop this before things get out of hand. Come home now.'