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It was already starting to fade, the way these things do. She should have been pleased; she thought that was what she'd wanted. During the failed Fugue Secession, Captain Dyon Kruger had made herself something of a celebrity as a privateer, most notably when her battered little ship Testament recaptured a planetary-pacifier from the secessionists called the Scourerâfour times bigger than hers, it had been dealing out a great deal of hurt to the Vigilance assembly. Yet that particular triumph, though crucial to the war effort, was only part of what eventually attracted so much widespread attention to her. It had far more to do with her aristocratic heritageâshe was of one the founding families of Avonleaâand her striking looks. Dyon was young, blonde and possessed the flawless classical beauty of all her kin. Of course that was chiefly the result of gengineering, and of the great Kruger wealth that had paid for it. Less fortunate people shouldn't let such things overawe them, yet they did. Such foolishness remains a weakness of the human species. You'd think we would erase it from us, now that the nology has been mastered to do so. But we don't.
Now that the secessionists had been wiped out, Captain Kruger and her crew had to take up less glamorous salvage work. The whole system was littered with far-flung wrecks. It had turned out to be a very brief war; it had also been an exceptionally costly one. Worst recorded in five generations. Over a thousand vessels of substantial size were presently listed as destroyed or missingâwhich only meant that their destruction hadn't yet been officially confirmed. It would take several cycles to clean up all this mess. Good money in the business, provided you could put up with the tedious and often depressing aspects of it.
Then Kruger lost three of her crew to a nasty as-yet nameless virus. Nobody had died, thankfully, but they needed hospitalized and replaced. Their recovery would be long and slow and painful. They were her best people too, her principal cutdown team, and good friends of hers. She was only able to get two new men and she wasn't at all happy with either of them. Shavi and Rojjo. They claimed to be brothers though they didn't look much alike. They were unreliable, and that was putting it too mildly. Didn't take their work seriously, and she was fairly certain they'd brought drugs with them on to her ship. She hadn't caught them using. Nonetheless the signs were painfully obvious. They always laughed too much, and tended to walk funny. She didn't test them. She should have, obviously, but she knew they'd fail and then she'd be obligated to confine the lowlifes until she could hand them over to Vigilance. That would leave her hopelessly shorthanded again. Nobody better was available unless she left Fugue altogether, which she couldn't do without violating her salvage contract. That virus had got all over the fucking system, any place you might want to dock. Possibly it was a leftover bio-weapon some other idiot salvager had released accidentally, or else a last bit of pointless maliciousness from the defeated secessionists.
Just over halfway through their tour, they happened upon something surprising. A wreck that wasn't like the others. A wreck that wasn't wrecked at all.
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It was a luxury yacht, about the same size as the Testament, only far prettier. Too pretty, perhaps.
Drifting on minimum power, yet not completely shut down. No life readings, no transmissions, yet no visible damage. The name was Good Time Girl. It was listed as stolen, from a cycle before the secession broke out. If that was true, why was it floating out here after all this time, untouched? Made no sense. Thieves would have chopshopped it, and they wouldn't have waited to do that, not one day. At the very least, they would have repainted the exterior.
Captain Kruger went aboard herself with the two new guys. Because she didn't trust them on their own, and the rest of her small crew (just three others, the pilot and the backup and a medic) weren't really meant to leave the ship on these kinds of missions, or most other kinds. They were "shippies", not "downouters"âthis wasn't their kind of work. She wasn't meant to leave the ship herself, obviously, as the captain. No choice. She at least knew all the standard procedures and protocols for what salvagers liked to call a "smooth swift sackrun" (playing off the word "ransack"), and she had plenty of hands-on nitty-gritty experience from earlier times.
Soon as they were through the midlevel hatch, she sent the pair aft to secure the engines and try to power them up, while she headed forward to the helm. Halfway there, she found out the truth about what had happened to this ship. It all made sense, in an instant, when she met two Outrages in the corridor.
They were a particular type of sexbot that was recently declared illegal, after too many people tampered with their safeguards. They tended to run amuck.
Same shit must have happened on this yacht. Rich idiots let the things get out of hand and had to flee, stranding them inside. Too scandalous to tell the authorities. So they report the ship stolen and forget about it. If somebody finds it, cleans it out, and returns it, then great. They say thanks and pay a reward with plausible deniabilityâ"Oh dear, you say when you retrieved it, there were Outrages aboard? How bizarre! How dreadful! The thieves must have tried to turn our poor ol' ship into a brothel! Those dirty-minded buggers." And if not, if they never get their ship back, they don't mind. They shrug off the loss. Easy enough. Anybody that can afford a spaceyacht like this can afford to replace it at will.
The robots charged her, roaring. She pulled her blaster and hosed them with plasma. It slowed them down but didn't destroy them. They were built big and hefty.
One had the head of a lion and the body of a scorpion, except the top of its tail was a giant penis in place of the stinger. The second one was a minotaur with four arms and two cocks, one right above the other.