By Annie of the Writing Group
This is a sidestory of "
Pranked
". You can read the two stories in either order.
Was that Rose Keller walking in front of me? Naked?
Of course, I'm also naked. In fact, I'm trembling. Might be the air conditioning, might be nerves. It's good to be off that blazing-hot asphalt outside, since I'm barefoot.
I caught up to Rose. She was walking with her beautiful stepdaughter. I couldn't see Rose clearly, but I know what she looks like in clothes. I couldn't see her because I didn't have my contacts.
I was, I am, jealous of Rose's looks. Trim, pretty, tall, even beautiful hair with lots of body. Compare that to short, blob-shaped, saggy me, with my cellulite, thin hair such a drab brown most people can't even remember the color, little pale-blue eyes mostly hidden by in my fat, flat, flabby face... and I lose.
"Rose! I didn't know you were being graded." Rose slowed to talk to me. Stephanie, her stepdaughter, sped on ahead. Ah, youth, no patience and too much energy.
Rose was breathing hard. Excitement? Terror? I sympathized. She said, "Maureen! Same to you. I never expected..." She stopped herself. Rose and I had been neighbors for years, but not really close.
I was so nervous I started babbling. "Well... I bet Don. He didn't think I was brave enough. Honestly, I think he's turned on by the idea of me naked in public, silenced and bound, he was egging me on." I tried to smile, but I don't think it was really a success.
Rose sounded almost as nervous as I was. "That's the opposite of me. Pete is totally against this, but I need any edge I can get looking for work. A bet? Something big enough to get you to be slave graded?"
"If I go through with it, we go to Saint Bernadette for two weeks. If I don't, we do a golfing vacation in Scotland. Don can play at some famous courses."
Rose was understandably thinking about herself, and being slave graded in a few minutes. "Well, anyway, nice to see a familiar face. That's the line to check in for grading, right? Good luck, Maureen. Let's have lunch, say, Wednesday?"
"Wednesday! It's a date."
---1 month ago----
Don looked ashamed, and angry at me for making him feel that way. "Maureen. I... we... we talked about this. I just can't function that way any more. I love you, I'm totally loyal to you, and I just can't, can't..."
Patience has its limits. "Don, you won't get therapy, medical or psychological. You haven't touched me below the waist in months, and before that it was only when I broke down and begged. I don't know what to do."
Give him credit, Don didn't say the obvious, "You could try losing 50 pounds." He had to be thinking it. I was thinking it, too, but I just couldn't. Diet, exercise, they just didn't work for me. I tried weight-loss drugs, and they let me take off 10 pounds, but then either I stopped losing, or the drugs made me nauseous all the time and I had to stop taking them. I wasn't willing to have unnecessary surgery like stomach-stapling.
Instead Don said, "Maureen, we
talked
about this. Therapy isn't going to help."
Once, when I was so frustrated I could scream, Don offered to buy me a vibrating dildo. He was shocked to hear that I owned three vibrators. Vibrators are fun, but they aren't a substitute for lovemaking. I missed it so much. So much.
And Don told me he felt the same way about jerking off. It was pleasant and all, but not a replacement for fucking me.
He was too kind to say he was turned off by my flab, but I knew it, and he knew I knew.
"Don, my love. I'm going to prove to you that it's possible to love this body." That was a weird thing to say, but I had a plan.
"What? You're going to have an affair?" He clearly didn't believe me. He was right. I'd never do that. In all other ways, Don and I were the perfect couple, I love him, we talk constantly and have an amazing understanding between us, we support each other. We have three great kids we adore. I would never risk that. That wasn't my plan at all.
"No, you know I would never betray you, Don. I just saw an ad, there's a slave grading at Quarry's four weeks from Sunday." I was doing my very best to be casual. I was failing. I know I sounded and looked nervous and excited.
"You're... you're going to sell yourself into slavery to get sex?!" Don was freaked.
"No. Just get graded." To get sex. "I won't, I couldn't betray you. I already said that. I just... I'll be touched, at least, before, during and after the grading. I'll feel desired, because I will be. You know how slave grading works." I didn't stare, but the front of his pants did seem to be pushed out from the inside. Something in there was growing.
I had a thought, to make Don even more excited. "Here's the deal: I'll make you my custodian. That way, you decide if I'm sold or not. If you decide you want me gone, you can just accept any offer that comes in after the grading, and you'll never have me demanding more from you than you feel like giving, ever again."
"But, I love you, Reen. I'd never..." He trailed off.
"OK. I don't want to be sold away from you, but I want it to be your decision." It was working. It was nice to see Don's turned-on expression again.
Suddenly he said, "You don't have the guts. You'd never strip down and let strangers grope you. This is one big bluff."
"Bet?" We've been making dramatic bets since we met in college. "We didn't decide where to take our vacation this year. If I get graded, two weeks in Saint Bernadette." I had been pushing for a vacation on the Polynesian island for years. It just never worked out before.
"Done! If--no, when!--you back down, we'll do a golf tour. Two weeks in Scotland. St. Andrews, Royal Dornoch, and the other two famous courses." Don was grinning. This was a classic example of our bets. Nobody could actually lose. We'd always play up how much we wanted to win and how desperately we'd try to have the other one lose, and then we'd both be happy however it turned out. Don would enjoy Saint Bernadette, and I've always wanted to see Scotland.
Our eldest, Emily, had figured out the bet game (as she called it) by the time she was seven. That made it even more fun, because we could always make her laugh by exaggerating and clowning around with the bets. Em's 16 now, she doesn't think it's nearly as funny. Flora and Genie still laugh along with us, though.
I grinned back at Don. This was going very close to my exact plan. "Can we agree on a no-kids vacation? We haven't had one since Em was born. You know your folks and mine will be arm-wrestling over who gets the girls. Maybe we can split them, one week each?" I carefully didn't stare at the first hard-on I'd seen Don get around me in a year.
"Done and done! Yeah, the grands will thank us for this... and in two weeks, they'll be thanking us for taking the three terrors back." Don couldn't possibly love the girls any more, but that doesn't stop his dad jokes about them. And shouldn't.
"One more thing. Since I am, am,
am
getting slave graded, I want you to help me prepare." Trap set, now it's just a matter of taking my prey.
"Help how? I can't, um..." He didn't want to say, "... make you thinner or more beautiful."
"I know perfectly well I'm not young or shapely, Don. I'm fat, not stupid or delusional. I can improve other things, though. Slaves are graded on obedience, slave positions, attitude, even slave etiquette. I can do the position practice on my own, but I'll need a sort of crash test dummy to practice attitude and etiquette on. Hell, you could help me just by leading me around on a leash, so I don't trip over my own feet at the grading." Was I smiling? I was.
"Why would I help you?" Don was smiling evilly. Well, we do always play up how against each other we are when we bet, right up until someone wins. I was still encouraged by the bulge in his sweatpants, though.
"Sportsmanship?" I don't give up easily, either. We're well-matched.
"This isn't a sport, my dearest. It's a bet. Totally different. You'll play the actual sport of golf this summer in Scotland, Maureen!" Yeah, that's the drama we both enjoy. Our eyes met and that wonderful sense of connection, of being on the same page, warmed my heart. Now if only I could get Don to warm my privates again.
---Now---
Quarry's was jammed. It's scary to fight your way through a mob of shoppers completely naked. Getting your foot stepped on is very different when you're barefoot, for one thing.