Part 17
Although Tim's mind was racing to grasp the implications of 4,000 people having already watched his embarrassing exposure in the tv ad, he was mainly focused on his immediate dilemma. He needed to put an end to this humiliating nightmare and get back into his house!
Stephanie said, "Okay girls, let's see if we can get this poor guy out of the mess that he's gotten himself into."
"Finally!" Tim said, exasperated.
Maria gave him a slap on the rump. "Don't get cheeky, Tim. We could leave you here, and just call the cops, you know."
Tim bit his tongue for a moment. He knew he needed to play along with these sneaky women until he was safe inside. "Sorry. But it feels like I've been stuck here for hours, and this window frame is really starting to dig in to my stomach."
"Okay, okay," Maria said. "How are we going to do this?"
Stephanie said, "That window opening is so small. So we'll have to lift his lower body up so that he's parallel to the window, and then we should be able to push him in."
Mary and Stephanie moved to the right side of the window, and Ellen and Maria stayed on the left side. "Everybody take either a thigh or a calf," Stephanie said.
As he felt four sets of hands on him, one on either thigh, and one on either calf, Tim suddenly realized what this meant. "Hang on--" he started to say. But it was too late.
Mary and Ellen each lifted one of Tim's muscular thighs, while Stephanie and Maria each lifted one of his calves. Tim had been bent at the waist, but as his lower body was lifted up to parallel with the ground, his partial erection dropped into view.
"Yikes!" Ellen said, then giggled.
"Tim!" Mary said, scolding through her laughter. "Are you turned on at a time like this?!"
Maria and Stephanie looked up along his body, saw his penis bobbing, and burst into laughter.
"Shhh!" Tim said in a panicked whisper.
"Why are you hard?" Ellen said.
"I'm not completely hard," Tim said, before he could stop himself.
"Oooh," Mary said. "How big does it get?"
Another round of feminine giggling made Tim's ears burn. "Come on!"
"Seriously," Stephanie said, "is THIS the moment you start thinking sexy thoughts?"
"No! It's just that you're all jostling me around." Tim realized how stupid that sounded as soon as he'd said it, and more giggling confirmed it.
"If that's all it takes to get you going," Mary said, "the next time you're taking the garbage out, a bunch of us are going to run up and jostle you a little bit, and then stand back to watch what happens!"
"You're hilarious," Tim said. "Can we just get on with it?"
The four females smiled at each other, and lifted Tim's legs a little higher. The two at his thighs shook his body back and forth, causing his dick to swing back and forth, and eliciting more snickers from his delighted audience.
"Come on!" Tim moaned.
"It's very distracting," Ellen said, and then cracked up again.
Finally the women calmed down enough to be serious. Stephanie said, "Okay on the count of 3, let's lift him completely parallel and push him forward. One... two... three!"
The women pushed forward, and Tim moved his arms beside him, using his elbows to try to push back against the inside of his bathroom wall.
He moved about three inches, but then Tim let out a little hiss of pain, and the girls stopped pushing.
Mary said, "What?"
Tim said, "The bottom edge of this window is pretty rough, and I'm right against it."
Maria said, "Maybe I should go inside, and try to lift your chest up when the girls out here push."
"That might help," Tim said.
"Okay, lower him back down," Stephanie said, and they did. When he was back into his earlier position, with his legs hanging down and his ass sticking out, Mary gave the hunk's bare cheeks an exasperated slap, making Tim flinch.
"You're not making this any easier," she said.
Tim said, "Well it's not for lack of trying!"
"I'm coming in," Maria said, and she started to walk toward the front of the building. Mary trotted behind her, and caught her at the corner of the house. She quietly said, "He's stuck in that window, and you can't pull it up."
Maria said, "I'll check. I might be able to lift--"
"You can't," Mary said, and winked at her. "You'll try and try, but that window is really stuck. It's going to take a lot of careful jostling of Tim's naked body to get him in through that window."
Maria started to smile at Mary. "You might be right. And we know what happens to the poor guy when he gets jostled!"
The two scheming females fist-bumped, and then Maria turned and skipped off towards Tim's front door. Mary walked back to her other two co-conspirators, who saw the lustful grin on her face and wondered what was going on.
Maria went through the front door and made her way to the bathroom. She saw that Tim's upper body was inside the window, right over the bathtub that ran along the wall with the window in it. She also saw that his handsome face was flushed, partly from exertion, and partly from embarrassment.
She patted Tim on the cheek teasingly. "You poor guy! I can only imagine what you're feeling right now."