Part 30
Pam caught up to Tim as she rounded the corner to the parking lot, and saw him hopping on one foot as he tugged his shorts on. She took just a second to enjoy the sight, before he wriggled his shorts up over his prominent bubble butt.
She said, "I parked at the other end of the block."
Tim unzipped a pocket and retrieved his keys and wallet as he said, "Don't worry about it. I'm not going to go back past that restaurant right now. Let's just go to my place, and I'll bring you back to your car when you're ready to go home."
Pam didn't argue. The poor guy was blushing and out of breath, and still had a prominent tent in his shorts, now that the co-eds had taken his jockstrap away from him. They drove in silence to Tim's place, and as soon as they got inside, he sat on the couch and put his head in his hands. "I can't believe it!"
Pam sat beside him, and put a hand on his shoulder. "It's not so bad, Tim. You got your shorts back, and no one else saw you."
"No one but those three girls I've never seen before! And they've still got my jock. I've never been so embarrassed in my life!"
"Really?" Pam said, unable to stop from grinning just a little. "Even when you were filming those commercials, where your employees took all of your clothes off?"
Tim looked up at her. "Are you trying to be funny right now?"
Pam pursed his lips for a minute, but couldn't hold the smile back completely. "Maybe a little."
"That's just great," Tim said, frowning at her. "I'm glad to see that you find my humiliation entertaining."
"Oh come on. Aren't you the same guy who stripped me and spanked my bare ass, and then stripped me again and made me serve his buddies food and drinks wearing nothing but a small apron that revealed as much as it covered?"
"You had that coming, if you remember," Tim said, crossing his arms.
"Okay, okay," Pam said, holding her palms out in surrender, "maybe I did. But you're just so darn cute when you're naked and blushing. No woman could resist that. But don't get carried away about tonight, because I don't think it's as big a deal as you seem to think it is."
"That's easy for you to say! You're not the one who just ended up naked in public! And what were you thinking, by the way, asking those girls all of those questions?"
Pam feigned ignorance. "What questions?"
"You know what questions. When that girl asked me if I was the guy in the commercials I was just about to tell her I had no idea what she was talking about, but before I knew it, you admitted that I was, and started asking those humiliating questions."
Tim turned his head to one side, batted his eyes and adopted a high voice. "Oh, did you like those commercials? Did you like the internet ones better? You weren't offended by Tim's total exposure and bare ass?"
Pam couldn't help laughing. "That's really the worst impression of me I've ever heard."
Tim frowned again. "And why didn't you help me when I asked you to?"
"What do you mean?"
"When that evil Candy told her horny little friends to take my jock, they were all over me immediately, and they got it off me before I could stop them. But when I asked you to grab my shorts from her, you stood there like a lump."
Pam couldn't stop grinning, even as she protested. "I was in shock! You were spinning around bare ass in that sexy jock of yours, with that girl over your shoulder flopping and twisting and holding your shorts up over her head!"
Tim said, "I was spinning around as much as she was, but her sneaky friends managed to yank my jock down in a few seconds! How do you explain that?"
Pam couldn't help herself. "Well, you gave them a lot more motivation than you did me."
"What the hell does that mean?"
"You were wiggling your bare ass around in their face, so they couldn't resist trying to get a look at the rest of you. And I had to try to ignore your cute bare ass and turn my attention to the girl you had on your shoulder. That was a lot harder to do."
"You're really asking for it," Tim said, blushing again, and wishing he could wipe that irritating grin off of Pam's pretty face. He stood up and paced a few steps, running one hand through his hair. "I can't believe those girls."
He stopped, and looked at Pam. "And now that little wench has pictures of me with my shorts around my ankles and half of my dick sticking up out of my jock!"
"Well, it wasn't half, exactly," Pam said, and saw the anger in his eyes. "Okay, listen. I've got some good news for you: she doesn't have that picture of you."
"What do you mean?" Tim asked. "I saw the flash of the phone before I could cover myself up."
"Yes, but that wasn't her phone." Tim looked at her, confused. "When Candy gave me her phone and asked me to get a picture of the four of you together, I suspected that she might be up to something. So I switched phones, and took that picture of you getting pantsed with my phone."
Tim looked hopeful, but still confused. "So where's her phone?"
Pam looked proud of herself. "I gave it back to her after you took off running. I bet she was really disappointed when she checked her pics and found out that she didn't have the money shot!"
Tim almost smiled at that, then thought of something else. "Wait a minute. What did you think she was going to do?"
Pam said, "What?"
"You said you thought she was up to something, so you switched phones. What did you mean by that?"
"Well," Pam said, thinking fast, "I could tell that she groped you or pinched your ass or something in that first picture I took of her. So I noticed that when she wanted the group photo, each of her friends got on one side of you, but she sort of stood off to the side, or behind you three."
"What?"
"I mean, she didn't try to get up on her tiptoes, or push in from one side of the picture, which seemed odd to me."
Tim said, 'You KNEW she was going to pants me!"
Now it was Pam's turn to blush a little, but she responded the best she could. "Not exactly. I thought that maybe she'd goose you or grope you again."
Tim said, "But you still took the picture, once she pulled my shorts down."
"Well... I was shocked. It was an instinct." Tim's eyes narrowed at her. "Maybe seeing the top of your hard-on sticking out gave me a brain freeze."
Tim shook his head and sat back down on the couch. "You jerk! You're really enjoying this, aren't you?"