"You'll have to take Sex Education today for 4C, Miss Martin."
Just the words I'd been longing to hear, I don't think.
"Why me? Doesn't Mrs Annot take that?"
"Normally," said the Principal with a grin, "but she just called in sick and you're the only one with free time for that period. Don't worry. The kids are only around fifteen. You can handle then with no problems."
"Oh, no worries normally," I agreed, "but, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that moron Carlos in 4C? And he's not fifteen by a long shot."
"Yes, Carlos is in 4C and I'll admit he's been held back a few times but you shouldn't call him a moron."
True, I shouldn't. Why insult morons? Carlos was eighteen and labouring under the weight of a huge ego. I'd tell him to his face that he was a dumb, insensitive jerk, but he wouldn't know what I meant.
The sex ed. class was the last class of the day. That made taking it doubly annoying, because with no duties for that period I could normally go home early. Still, his lordship had spoken and I had to do or die.
Now I'm only in my early twenties. Having to get up in front of a bunch of sniggering teenagers and do sex ed. was not high on my list of favourite pastimes, but I fronted up manfully and went about the task. The killer look and nasty snarl I gave at the first snigger helped, reminding the class that I did have a certain reputation as being the wrong teacher to annoy.
I was quite gratified to find that Carlos just sat back with a bored look on his face and said nothing. He'd undoubtedly sat through this class before. Several times probably, without learning anything.
All in all the class went quite well and I was feeling quite pleased with myself as I dismissed everyone. As it was the day's final class everyone piled out fast while I gathered my things together.
Someone coughed and I looked up to see Carlos standing there. That immediately struck me as odd because it was home time and I'd never known Carols to voluntarily speak to a teacher. It also struck me that he had a real smirk on his face.
It suddenly dawned on me that I was alone with Carlos in what is really quite a secluded classroom. I also remembered hearing one of the students telling another girl to make sure she was never alone with Carlos. She also had a second piece of advice that I couldn't quite remember, but for some reason it was nagging at my mind.
I put on my teacher persona and gave Carlos a professional smile.
"Yes, Carlos? Is there something you want?"
"Um, yes, Miss Martin. I've got a couple of question about the sex education."
Actually, I'm paraphrasing what he said and shall continue to do so. What he actually said was more in the order of "I got questions about this fucking stuff".
"And what is it you want to know?"
"What does a guy do if his cock is too big for a girl?"
"I beg your pardon?"
"If a guy's got a big cock and the girl is tiny, what happens?"
"Nature allows for that," I told him. "The woman's passage can expand quite a bit. I don't think it'll be a problem."
"But what if," he says, unzipping and hauling out his cock, fully erect, "he's big like this. How can a woman handle that?"
I gave his erection a disparaging look. It wasn't that big. Struggling to make average in my opinion, but then again, I wasn't viewing it through his enormous ego.
"Don't worry. You'll have no problems. Now I have to go."
"Hold on. Hold on. You're my teacher. You're supposed to help if I got questions. I thought you could give me a practical exam."
"I'm not sure what you mean."
"Geez, it's simple. You let me stick this in you so that I can see if it actually goes in. Don't worry. I won't actually fuck you. I'll just take it out once I'm satisfied it fits."
He had to be fucking kidding me. As a matter of fact, that's precisely what I said to him.
"You have to be fucking kidding. Take yourself and your teeny weenie and get the hell out of here or you'll be in detention so long that you'll have a long white beard when you get out."
With that I turned away from him to gather up my things and get myself the hell out of there. That's when I remembered the second thing that girl had been telling her friend. If you're ever alone with Carlos, don't turn your back on him. The very thing that I'd just done.
I promptly found out why you shouldn't turn your back on Carlos if you're alone with him. I'm quite slender and I was wearing slacks. They suit me, showing off what I consider to be a nice trim figure. There is an optional belt that goes with them and sometimes I wear it and sometimes I don't. Today was a day when I'd gone with 'don't'.
Before I could really understand what was going on Carlos had a hold of my slacks and had given them a solid heave down. There was enough give in the waistband that it stretched and popped over my hips and my slacks were heading south. I froze with shock for a second, time which Carlos promptly used to persuade my panties to join my slacks.
By then I was fighting mad, although hampered by slacks and panties being down around my knees. Carlos was trying to force me to bend over the teacher's table and I was trying not to and struggling to turn around and kick him right where it would do the most good.
It was the first time in my life that I've ever been happy to hear a school principal bellowing.
"What the hell's going on here?"
Carlos and I both froze, and then I relaxed, feeling giddy with relief.