I walked into the living room of our little apartment, hamper in hand. Monet was on the couch, but she was laid out with her hands behind her head, her dark-blue sleep mask over her eyes.
"Is that a little Winnie I hear?" asked the young black woman. "It's a little, little pony prancing in, with a little, little whinny, whinny..."
"Please, don't make fun of me," I said in return.
My name is Winnie Stables, the stupidest name in existence as far I was concerned, but my parents are sadistic...sadistic in that older, out-of-touch, "this will be funny" way...and they'd probably thought it was funny to name me this, so there you have it.
"Oh, come on," sighed Monet as she lifted her mask and gave me a wry smirk. "Cheer up, Winnie. It's laundry time!...That always brightens your day."
"Right," I frowned in return.
Now me? I'm a twenty-three-year-old white girl, but I'm only five-foot-even, short as heck, so I'm self-conscious about my height. I'm cute in the face, but I do wear glasses, black rims with thick lenses, and my fine brown hair is usually back in a ponytail...ha, ha...pony, Winnie...yeah...so I look like a nerd most of the time. I'm normal weight for my height...at least, I think so...and I have an hourglass body with C-cup breasts, so I do attract guys...just not the right kind.
Now my roommate, Monet? She's a glamourous celebrity compared to me. She's the same age as me, but she's five-nine, thin, and beautiful, and she fucking well knows it. It's really annoying sometimes. She should just go on Only Fans or something and make a fortune, but she's too lazy to do that. Hence, why I am the one doing the laundry.
Monet sat up on the couch with a wild look in her dark eyes, a grin on her beautiful face.
"Did you hear?" she asked.
"Hear what?" I replied.
"Some Sakura moved into town," she said.
"Bullshit," I replied again. "There are only forty-four of them in the States."
"That you know of," grinned Monet.
"Why would they move to our little college town?" I asked. "That makes no sense. This place is just big enough for a college and way too small for anything else. It's like a city that didn't quite make it. It's a...a...C.I.T. without the Y...A "College is There", and that's it. There're no Sakura here."
"They are here," nodded Monet. "I heard it on the local news."
"I don't buy it," I frowned. "There's no way."
The Sakura were the few unfortunate souls that had been infected by an alien virus that had come from a meteor shower. Science fiction, I know, but unfortunately for them, this bit was true. These people were first diagnosed in Japan, and they were eventually given the name Sakura, meaning "Cherry Blossom", because of their unusual skin color and...other features.
"Aren't you doing your thesis on the Sakura?" asked Monet. "It seems kind of hypocritical to not just jump at the chance to interview one."
"It's illegal," I frowned. "We're not supposed to come into contact with them."
"Well, that's stupid," said Monet. "Why not?"
"Because they 'might' be infectious, even though they're not," I said. "Their DNA has been altered by an extraterrestrial virus, but the virus was rendered inert by the sheer variability of human DNA. Humans evolved naturally without external influences, so we're walking bacterial and viral factories along with having tons of junk DNA..."
"You're nerding out on me again," sighed Monet. "I got the point with the first sentence."
"Sorry," I sighed in return. "It's just...I would actually love to interview one of them. I'd like to know what it's like to be one...although I wouldn't want to put up with all that discrimination..."
"Yeah," snorted Monet as she rolled her eyes. "I wouldn't know anything about discrimination."
"Sorry," I said sheepishly.
"Eh," she said as she waved me off. "I wonder about them, too...I've heard they walk around naked. Totally in the buff...Au natural."
"Ooooof course," I smiled. "I should have known that's where your interests lay."
"Well?" asked Monet with a wide grin. "Do they?"
"Yeeeeaaaah," I said cautiously. "They do."
"Ooooo," said my roommate. "Now I'm really interested."
"Ugh," I snorted. "You really are a horndog. Just go masturbate or something. You can rub one out while I'm at the laundromat."
"Can't," shrugged Monet. "My clit's sore from masturbating too much."
I laughed at that apt remark, and she joined in with me.
"Go do the laundry, nerd," chuckled Monet. "I want to watch porn."
"Right," I said. "I already know what you're going to do once I leave, because I've heard you way too many times. You're loud, you know."
"Whatever," snorted Monet. "I've heard you with that vibrator of yours. It's like an industrial-strength, wartime machine or something."
"I'm not that loud," I pouted. "At least I don't wake you up in the middle of the night whenever you're in here with a man."
"You actually need a man first, Winnie," smirked Monet. "After you get your cherry popped, then come talk to me."
"Heeeey," I said unhappily. "That's a low blow. I'm saving myself."
"For what?" asked Monet. "Your funeral?"
"I just want the right guy," I shrugged. "There's nothing wrong with that."
"Says you," she said as she waved me off. "Do yourself a favor and go get laid while you're out. You need to pop that cherry, you old maid. Go fuck a Sakura."
"Can't," I shrugged. "It's illegal."
"Whatever, nerd," smirked Monet.
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I got out of my little compact car, opened the back door, and took out my laundry basket. I stacked the next basket on top of that one for an awkward balancing act, but I was used to doing this, so it was no big deal.
It was already after eight, so the sun had long gone down. We were getting ready for our winter break at school, so it was cold as hell out, too.