As it was officially an incorporated town, Small Creek had a mayor. At the time Lucy imbibed the Crimson, the mayor happened to be Darcy Meadows. Darcy was a middle aged woman, noted for owning a local restaurant, which was all the qualification needed to be mayor for three terms. Darcy had served two already, the highlight of which was opening the annual Christmas parade by blowing a whistle. Those who attended the parade assumed she was a parent of someone in the local high school band or at best assumed her position as a business owner merited the honor. She was elected by a mere seventy-seven votes, but, as her name was the only one on the ballot, it remained a landslide.
Darcy often thought of herself as earthy. She had ruddy cheeks and permanent circles under her eyes that made her look more mysterious than tired. On the contrary, she brimmed with energy, like a buzzing shade flitting through the world. She never married, though she'd come close. His name was Paul, and he was a safe choice, a thing Darcy avoided whenever she could. The two dated in high school. Most called them high school sweethearts, but Darcy knew that wasn't true. She was never sweet on Paul, even if he was sweet on her. Paul gave Darcy some stability and support in the years after their graduation. Despite her lack of feeling, Darcy never saw it as using Paul. For his part of the bargain, he got to have sex with her, which was something no other man or woman could boast. The sex wasn't good, but Paul didn't know any different. That had to count for something, she figured.
She didn't know what became of Paul once he left Small Creek. The only reason he came to her mind at all was because of the hard cock sticking out from the statue standing in front of her. She recognized the face, vaguely, and the eyes seemed eerily lifelike. "You have an interesting choice of artwork for a church sanctuary, pastor."
"As I've said, Darcy, that's not a statue. It's a man." A few feet behind the mayor stood a short man with white hair and a pair of gold rimmed glasses. Darcy thought him ancient, as much a fixture of the town as the old church. Pastor Colin had been around since she was a girl, but if she focused, she could remember him as a young man back then, which would put him a little over sixty. "If you'd come to church more often, you'd recognize him. Pastor Tanner."
The name caused a flicker of memory to become a flame. Of course she knew him. He'd been right alongside her at a dozen charity functions over the past year. Her eyes looked down again, admiring the phallus probing out from the statue. It looked nearly real. Real enough to... "Why's he naked?" She turned away from the statue. More importantly, she turned away from the thoughts of yanking down her skirt and skewering herself on a stone dick. And turning worked, as soon as she looked away, the idea vanished entirely.
Colin sighed and took of his glasses. He squeezed the bridge of his nose. "I've told you.
They
did this to him."
Darcy matched the old pastor's frustration with her own exasperation. "Oh, right. The demons."
"Explain it then, Darcy. Look at that statue and explain to me why it exists." He gestured wildly to the statue. His whole body rattled with charms. She could see the prayer beads, crosses, saint emblems, and little ichthys symbols. Darcy didn't think half of the charms applied to the pastor's denomination. He noticed her look and smoothed out his composure. "Go on. Tell me how a solid stone man got there, let alone how it exists."
"I don't know," she answered. "In through the door? Yes, it's heavy. Yes, it looks like Tanner. But it
is
a statue, Colin. You have to appreciate what you're asking me to believe. In one scenario, a bunch of kids or some wacko adult commissions a statue and has it delivered in the dead of night just to make a statement on sexuality in religion. In the other scenario, your co-pastor was turned into a statue by
magic
. Even then, I'm not sure the goal of doing it." Her thoughts drifted for a second to the hardness of stone and the one exciting part of the statue.
"Where is Tanner then? Or his wife? Where are the customers for your place? Where is my congregation?" Colin looked on the verge of tears, but behind that pleading waited a frustrated anger.
"Again, I can't tell you the goings on of your coworker. As for my downturn in business, that's perfectly explainable. The Hanging Moss is packed every night. Couldn't tell you why, but there's a finite number of people in Small Creek." She bit her lip, "They'll change soon as the wind does, and I'll have customers again."
Colin clenched his hands together and muttered prayers to himself. Darcy waited for a few seconds to be polite. "Are we done? Colin, I came down as a favor. I haven't any idea what this has to do with me. If you're worried about a missing person call the county sheriff."
He grabbed her hand. The old man moved quicker than expected. He pressed some of his charms into her palm. "It's because you are important. You
matter.
It's why they haven't come for you yet. But they will. Soon. You must resist them, Darcy. Otherwise, everyone will be lost."
She snatched her hand away. The mayor considered several insults, but let them slide off her tongue. Instead, she coated her knife in kindness, "Get some help, Colin. Call it overwork or whatever you like, but see a doctor. The mind is the first thing to go, and we wouldn't want to see you embarrass yourself."
With that, she cast one last look at the statue -- had it changed? Were the eyes always looking up? -- and left the church.