Author's Note: Writer's block is the worst. But unfortunately, it happens.
Thank you SO much for all the replies when I asked for help! I was taken aback by how many of you responded. Also, your ideas were wonderful, and I'm of the opinion that some of you should write your own stories. They'd be grand and I'd be a reader for sure.
Writing action scenes is also very difficult. I really struggled with this chapter. But, I think it sounds ok now. I'm very sorry for the wait and I thank you for your patience.
Comments and suggestions are treasured. Even the hecklers. ;) Can has more?
*Song lyrics borrowed from Disney's - A Pirate's Life For Me (Yo Ho). I couldn't resist. :3
Luv n' other stuff,
Ginnnnnnnnnnna!
30.
"W-what?" Anya stammered.
Horace didn't reply, only continued to gaze up at the odd sea-woman who had so recently joined their party.
"Horace!"
"Perhaps you'd better head down below," the wizard replied calmly, distractedly rummaging around in his satchel.
"Oh Gods. Will this nightmare
never
end?!" Anya clutched her belly, which had begun to churn again.
Up above, Sway began to swiftly climb back down, still chortling to herself. Sure-footed and unconcerned, the woman gracefully dropped the last few feet and landed with a clearly audible -
thud
-.
Quickly, she scampered over to where Anya and Horace were still seated. Sway took in the elder sister's stricken expression and her smile faded. After a quick assessment, she patted Anya's shoulder and nodded reassuringly.
"Nah, nah, nah! Don't ye be lookin' so worried, Pretty Anya! Tis nuthin' but a slight detour at the most. Yer big fella shouldn't be overly bothered, me thinks."
"What's going to happen to us?" She asked Sway, clasping her hands together.
The redheaded captain pushed her spectacles higher onto her nose and peered at her new friend, puzzled. "What do'ee mean?"
Anya climbed to her feet and began to glance around frantically, searching for her sister. "The wizard said there is going to be a pirate attack! What will we do?"
Horace also rose, still seemingly searching for something in his bag. "I daresay -oh,
where
is it?- that it may be prudent to take appropriate cover?"
Sway still appeared confused, "Fer what? This'll be simple enough. Tis only a merchant ship, ye know. Only rarely do they actually be a challenge to overthrow."
At this, Horace stopped his search and tossed Sway an odd look. "A merchant ship?"
"Aye! They'll have a crew protectin' their wares, I imagine. But tis nuthin' that me an' me men can't handle. Their pretties shall be mine soon enough."
A cold feeling began to grow in Anya's belly. "W-wait. You mean,
you're
going to attack
them?!
"
Sway nodded eagerly, appearing quite pleased. "Aye!"
The wizard was silent for a moment. This revelation had been unexpected. Pirate women were somewhat rare. Female pirate
captains
even more so. He took another look at the odd, little woman. Perhaps later, if she was so inclined, they could have nice informative chat.
"You can't! Why-" Anya began.
"I can and I will!" The captain snapped, glowering. "The sea be
my
playground! An' besides, what do'ee care? Ye never even gave a thought to this sort o'thing before now, have ye?"
She stepped closer to Anya, almost nose-to-nose, her glare boring directly into the elder sister's eyes. The dark-haired woman swallowed but held her ground.
"I don't want to see anymore blood spilled. I've witnessed quite enough of that recently. More than I ever cared to." She said quietly, refusing to drop her gaze.
As she spoke, the sea-woman's stormy expression gradually cleared, then softened, "Aye, lady. I understand. Tis icky and sticky and nasty-bad if yer not accustomed to it. Killin' ain't me favorite thing either. 'Sides," she waved her hand dismissively, "I never kill more than I have to. Not me style, ye know."
"So, you
are
a pirate," Anya said softly, expression carefully neutral.
The captain's face fell for a moment and she began to open her mouth to reply.
"Sway!" It was a rough, barked command.
She snapped a look behind her, brow furrowed. "Aye Pogs?"
The dwarf was all business, his stance rigid and direct. "Do we give chase?"
Sway's eyes gleamed with a wild light. "Aye, we do! Hee! Did'ee see how low in the water yonder ship sits? They have a heavy, heavy load. And we shall take it
ALL!
" The last word came out as a triumphant roar.
Anya blanched and paled. Pogs noticed her distress and laid a reassuring hand on her shoulder. The elder sister glanced down at him, expression unhappy.
"Nah, lass," Pogs muttered. "Don't'ee get clutched. Go down below and ye'll be safe enough."
Anya managed a wan smile and the little man felt his ears grow a bit warm. His hand still grasped her and, as if he suddenly remembered himself, Pogs quickly stepped back, glancing around nervously. He'd no wish for the beast to see him touching the forbidden female.
Horace arched a brow and cleared his throat. The three turned their attention to him. "Will this take very long? I imagine your other ...guests... may be a bit put off by the distraction."
"Pffffft! Balls! This be
my
ship and they be in
my
debt!" Sway began, stomping her foot stubbornly. "They can eat me
arse
if-" She trailed off suddenly and appeared thoughtful.
Without further explanation, she turned on her heel and scuttled away, barking orders at several deckhands as she passed.
Pogs, Horace, and Anya stared after her uncertainly.