Hi all! I'm back once again to present to you my lesbian zombie/succubus/werewolf power fantasy, which has fewer mimics because they're bad for your health.
New readers? This is a sequel to a spinoff to a story about a guy who jerks it in the tub and gets a blowjob from a nymph. This spinoff contains a lesbian zombie, a very old vampire, and a werewolf with an identity issue. Oh, and a succubus. Hell forbid I forget to mention her. There's also an Arachne, but it isn't important. You do you.
Returning reader? Welcome back! Thank you so much for keeping me hyped to continue this tale and bring everybody just a little more undead girl love. Dead and Horny is partially a diversion for my brain (having a side project helps my main stuff), but I also just adore writing about my girls. Anyway, thanks for all your kind words, your letters, and for helping me keep my score up on the leaderboards, it has really helped people to find my work!
Anyway, I don't have much to say here, and I've been quite busy this month so my brain is fried. So to save time, I'm gonna suggest
Eating Out
The concrete room was quiet, save for the steady drip of some far-off leak. Lily basked in the silence, staring at the ceiling and imagining there were cracks to count. Her whole body felt like it was on fire, her nerves stretched to the limit. Whatever prayer or hymn Deacon had used on her had actually caused her to burst into flame at one point. It wasn't the fires of hell that had tormented her, but the flames of salvation.
Which was a giant load of bullshit. Deacon shouldn't have been able to tap into holy magic, but there was no denying the experience. The man had stopped only long enough to make the occasional demand for information, and that was only on the rare occasion that Legion left the room. The demon had appeared not to be affected; however, Lily suspected that was a pretense.
"You look terrible." Spirit Mike stood over her now, contemplating the burnt flesh. "I mean, even terrible, you look great. But you've certainly looked better."
"Here to be my cheerleader?" she muttered. "If so, you should have dressed appropriately."
"Oh. Sorry." Mike stepped out of view for a moment, then returned in a cheerleader's outfit. He turned around and did a little squat, revealing that the bloomers didn't quite cover his rear. "Better?"
Lily snorted, then groaned. "You always know how to make a girl laugh."
"Humor is the most powerful weapon in my arsenal." He turned around and lifted his skirt to reveal that his cock stuck out of the top. "And there's this, too."
She laughed again, the sound more like a cackle. The pain was starting to fade, but the memory of it was still too fresh. If she laughed any harder, she could slip into madness.
"You're not healing," Mike observed with concern.
"No shit." She licked her dry lips and squinted at him. "I'm just as surprised as you are."
He examined her wounds and shook his head. "They're definitely trying to break you."
"That's what I have you for." She lifted her head enough to look at herself. Her entire body, clothing included, was made of demonic magic. With just a whim, she could be anybody, look like anyone, with the only caveat being her own cloven feet. Steam lifted from her body where Deacon's hymn had scoured away layers of her essence, occasionally punching holes in her. These wounds should have been nothing, and in any other circumstance, she could heal with just a thought.
But not now. It was like her mind and body were disconnected, and she no longer had the control she once did. She was weakened in every way possible, but Deacon knew better than to dismiss her. The bastard had been handed a proper way to torture a demon, and he was quite good at it.
"Don't suppose you could help a girl up?"
Mike shook his head. "Can't. Pulled my hamstring last week, not allowed to lift any other girls on the squad."
"You ass." She laughed again, then went still when the door behind her opened. Looking up, she was able to make out a pair of figures. One was Deacon, the other was one of Legion's meat suits.
Deacon had slight bags under his eyes and held a cup of coffee. Legion was wearing a man who looked like a stereotypical trucker complete with puffy hat, beard, and a vest.
"Now, aren't you a sight for sore eyes." Deacon yawned. "You've been awfully chatty on the monitor. Who were you talking to?"
"You've got your man in the sky, I've got mine." Lily winked at Mike. "Though mine actually listens and gives a shit. May even love me, who knows?"
"I'd ask if you ever tire of your own voice, but I already know the answer." Deacon moved to stand at the edge of the circle. "I must say, I was impressed by your restraint last night. You answered so many of my questions with absolute nonsense that sounded like it was grounded in truth. My team spent the better part of the evening going down rabbit holes with nothing to show for it, other than knowledge of a perverse sex act called a blumpkin. Your lack of candor isn't good for you or me."
"Aw, did I upset you?" Lily stuck out her bottom lip. "How ever will I live with myself?"
Deacon sighed. "No matter. The sun is almost up, which means Timotei will be back soon. I fully expect your tune to change once I start dismantling your friend in front of you."
Lily frowned. "That's an odd choice of words."
"Is it, though?" Deacon looked at Legion, who chuckled in response.
Legion walked around the perimeter of the sigil as he spoke. "You see, we've found that once you start carving pieces off of someone, they are pretty happy to talk. Now we can't quite do this with you, but your associate? I won't even ask her anything. We will bring her here and you can watch me take an arm, or maybe a leg. Timotei can do it without killing someone, and the look of shock in their eyes when they see the damage? Exquisite. Pain, disbelief, shock, all rolled into one." He did a little chef's kiss with his fingers.