I stormed out of the house, letting the door slam shut on my girlfriend's steadily raising voice, cutting her off midway through yet another insult. I was angry, embarrassed, betrayed; another night spent setting up a romantic night, all gone to waste. I pull open the door to my car, slide in and slam the door as if it was the one I was mad at.
She was late, AGAIN. Hours gone by waiting for her to get home from work, until the food got cold, candles went out, and I resigned myself to another night of lonely jerking off to the same old porn videos. But then, before I could start, she got home. And, of course, she found me watching porn, and got mad at me.
I flick on the lights and speed out of our driveway, no destination in mind, just wanting to get away. A modest sized but incredibly stiff erection throbbed between my legs, begging for attention only I could provide it now. I ignored it as I pulled off into the darkness, driving straight until I was out of town. It was only a 5 minute drive until I was out in the country.
She always berated me for having a higher sex drive than her. Made me feel like shit for being horny, or getting worked up when we took showers together, or I saw her bend over. She hated it, and sometimes I think it made her hate me. I never tried to be forceful, or push myself on her, but she would get mad if I tried to jerk off by myself, or watch porn alone. Said I was addicted, needed help.
I kept turning, taking roads at random, getting myself lost in the countryside. I flicked my brights on, but they barely penetrated the inky blackness of the forest at night. The trees overhead were so thick they blocked out the moonlight, and the one between my legs was beginning to block out my thoughts.
Tonight was the last straw. She called me a sex crazed pig, accused me of cheating, and tore into my ego and I just couldn't take it anymore. I shouted back, told her everything I was thinking, how sterile and boring she was, and left. Part of me regretted it, and another part of me regretted not cheating on her when I had the chance.
As I continued turning, I realized the road had constricted, shrunk down to one lane. The throbbing between my legs was becoming unbearable, and I desperately wanted to pull my cock free and relieve it, but I didn't.
The tree canopy above me broke apart for a moment and I was suddenly bathed in moonlight. After the darkness it was almost blinding. I blinked and my eyes flicked to my rearview mirror. In the seat behind me was a huge, formless shape.
The holes in the canopy ended and I was plunged into darkness as I opened my mouth to scream and found I couldn't. My arms and legs wouldn't obey me; they just kept me driving forward. I could feel my eyes rolling in fear, and my stomach did flips.
Suddenly, I felt a weight slide up against my leg. I looked down, my arms keeping me on the road without me seeing where I was going. Sliding across my leg towards my groin was a thick, strong looking THING. Like a tentacle, but not. Almost like an organic hose. It pushed against my jeans, feeling around until it landed on my surprisingly stiff erection. Far from being repulsed, I felt... euphoric.