Prologue: Four Years Ago
Are you kidding me?
I thought as I looked down. The bottoms of the new Hello Kitty pajama pants my mom got me for Valentine's Day were now caked with leaves and mud. I glared up my snot of a brother β who actually laughed at me. I took my earphones out; rock music would do nothing for me now.
"Seriously?" I asked, silently willing him to drop dead into the pile of leaves I'd raked β well, what used to be a pile.
Thanks to
him
, everything's scattered. I'm going to kill him. I bet that's what my dad wants.
Why else would he force me to work with such an infuriating little
monster? As if to prove my point he started singing into his broom, and danced around the carport. I looked to my older brother (he's supposed to know what to do, right?) for help; I needed to reign the other one in somehow. He just looked at me and smirked. I won't miss him when he goes to college next year. I was on my own, it seemed. I lunged for my little brother, almost tripping over my own rake in the process. "What the fuck β" I swore to myself, but cut off when I saw the devil reincarnate start dancing down the street.
"Simon! Really?!
Why are you doing this to me?"
I groaned. We were supposed to be doing yard work. "Get your ass back here!" I hollered after him, but my screams never registered past his thick skull. He was half-way down the street now; broom in hand, singing to himself like he didn't have a pile of leaves to sweep up. For a twelve-year-old, he looked awfully stupid.
"God
dammit
!" I swore again.
He rarely listened, so why would he start now? I dropped my rake and gave chase, my pink and green slip-on Keds slippery from the mud. I dragged him back and shoved him towards the leaves.
"Get to work," I growled. He just looked at me and laughed. Apparently, I'm hilarious when I'm furious.
I wedged my earphones back into my ear, cranked up the melodies of Circa Survive, and violently re-raked the leaves into a somewhat-orderly pile. I traded my rake for the broom he
wasn't
using, and swept behind the garbage cans and into every cement crevice. The morons stood there telling "yo momma" jokes back and forth. I don't think they realized that they had the same mother. . .
"
Idiots
," I muttered.
I saw my older brother reach for the basketball then, aiming for the hoop that was directly above my head β
"Graham,
don't
!" I dropped my broom and held one hand out to him, βlike I could somehow stop him β the other flying towards my head to fend off the oncoming basketball.
Sure enough, seconds later I was smacked on the head with a dirty, who-knows-what-covered basketball.
It's the little things in life,
I thought to myself as I picked up the ball and heaved it back up through the hill of our front yard and into the bushes. Satisfied, I picked up my broom again. They groaned but I ignored them. . . I tried, at least.