***Well, ... Edwina is lost and wandering through the wilds of her township as she's never seen it before.
What next? Horseless carriages?
You just know someone like her is going to come up against the details of the modern age and I enjoyed writing those.
And just how do they find people who are small enough to fit inside those boxes to speak with the patrons in a fast-food drive-through?
0_o
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2013
He walked north along the township third line almost muttering to himself. He'd given in to the urge several times that day already, not that it had helped even a little. He didn't know just what was wrong with him today, but somehow, ever since he'd woken up a little late that morning, he'd been scatterbrained.
First it was that he'd hit the snooze button on his alarm clock the first time that it had taken it's usual joy in screaming him awake at quarter after four that morning. He usually groaned to himself about how working for a living sure wasn't all it was cracked up to be, but he usually got up then when he was on dayshift.
The first time.
He didn't know what had happened, but he'd wanted just a little more sleep, so with his one lucid thought, he'd hit the snooze button. Then he'd hit it again. And again. Each time, it bought him ten minutes. The next thing that he knew, he had just barely enough time to jump out of bed and hit the ground running. Barely making it into work under the wire, he'd spent the damn day feeling as though he must have left fully half of his brain back at home on the pillow.
He knew that it wasn't what had actually happened, because if it was, then he was in deep trouble, knowing that his dog would just eat the thing without a thought while he was at work.
Things which related to his job function – things that he'd known for years just didn't come to him today. He forgot things left, right and center the whole day long. He hadn't made his lunch and didn't have enough in his pockets to buy more than a cup of coffee.
Thank Christ it was Friday, he thought. Another day like this and he'd be disgusted enough at himself to beat himself to death with a flyswatter. It might take a little while, he thought, but it would feel so good when he got done.
He wondered at times during the day if this might be the onset of Alzheimers.
He reasoned then that it seemed to just be the day, so at worst, it might be Partzheimers.
But this, ... This just had to be the crowning touch to the day.
For the first time in his life, Tommy Bryce Anderson had run out of gas on his way home.
And not just in any place a little handy, like a four minute walk to any of the thirteen fucking gas stations which lined the route of his commute, oh fucking hell no, ... He ran dry AFTER he'd turned onto the backroads to his home, miles up the road, ...
Just not close enough to home to have walked the rest of the way so that he could get the can of gasoline out of his shed.
That would be too easy, right?
He'd mown the 'lawn' the evening before – all three acres of it, noticing that he was using the last of what was in that damned gas can when he'd fuelled up the mower. That's why he'd had to walk back down the road.
Magically, he'd not seen even one other vehicle the whole time.
So here he was, humping along almost in the woods on the hottest afternoon of the year yet this summer with a half-full plastic gas can banging against his lower thigh and calf every other step. He'd walked all the way back to the nearest gas station and he'd had to pay what amounted to the cost of the half-can of fuel PLUS the cost of the container – just in case he didn't come back, the attendant had said. Thank God for debit cards.
He swung at the horsefly which had chosen to torment him for most of the way.
Thirty-two and he was back to walking down a road in the middle of nowhere, he thought. He'd bought the 'century farmhouse' seven years before when he still had a wife. He smirked to himself.
He hadn't been one bit brighter back then either. Right in the middle of the recession, that's when Mandy told him that she didn't want to go on married to him for another minute. Two weeks after that bombshell, he'd lost his high-dollar job when the company that he worked for pulled their operations back to the states.
Since then, he'd found that he suddenly couldn't find a decent job. He was able to move mountains, but his age was seen as a sign that he'd want a ton of money where somebody newer to the workforce and with less in the way of credentials would do for a lot less.
Fuck, he thought; his life sounded like a country song. At least his truck still ran – when he remembered to put gas in it.
Now he was working a shit job in a factory making structural frame assemblies for cars so that he could buy his house again for the second time. But he was almost done with it now and his dog still loved him, so that was something.