I stared at the computer screen and grumbled to myself. "Another lonely weekend. I really should get out and do something other than watch TV and play video games. And watching online porn isn't helping." I popped up MapQuest and looked up the directions to the nearest graveyard. The town legends said it was haunted, and I laughed to myself. "Haunted indeed. Some idiot heard the wind blowing and got scared. But it's better than sitting on my duff doing nothing." I checked the time: 9:45 p.m. "Should be plenty dark outside. There ain't no way I'll be spooked but it beats sitting here talking to myself."
I arrived at the graveyard 15 minutes later, parked, and entered. Needless to say, the place was deserted at that hour. During the day you would see family members leaving flowers on graves and things of that nature, but not now. I slowly walked through the rows of graves, the light of the nearly-full moon lighting the path. One of the graves bore the inscription "Here lies a lawyer and an honest man," and I laughed. "I didn't know it was legal to bury two people in the same grave."
A female voice seemed to sound from inside my head. "It isn't."
I looked around, but didn't see anyone. I did notice a funny, ramshackle cabin-like building at the very back of the graveyard. It was mostly hidden by the adjacent forest. I spoke out loud, but kept my voice low. "It must be, based on that inscription."
The same voice sounded, apparently inside my head again. "You don't think it's possible for someone to be both a lawyer and an honest man?"
I shook my head. "He'd be the last of his kind if he was. By the way, where are you?"
The voice inside my head laughed. "In the cabin. Come on in."
I walked over to the cabin. The crude door was unlocked: in fact, there didn't even seem to be a locking mechanism on it. I pulled it open and entered. The interior was lit with an old-fashioned kerosene lamp and a fireplace provided both heat and light.
The female voice sounded out loud this time. "Hello."
I smiled. "Hi there. I'm Warren." The woman's back was to me, but I could see her black, wavy hair flowing down to nearly her waist. She wasn't particularly thin, but not hugely fat either. Her dress came only to about mid-thigh, and she was barefoot. Her long, muscular legs looked lovely, and her butt was nicely rounded.
She turned to face me. "I'm Meghan. You may call me Meg." Her pale skin accentuated her very red lips. Her chest was muscular and firm. She wore no bra, and her D-cups pushed the low-cut front of her dress out nicely. I couldn't help but have my eyes stray there. Meg noticed at once, and laughed. "Don't worry. I do have that effect on men. I'll understand if your eyes don't always meet mine."
I managed to lift my eyes upward to her face. "Thank you, but I should still try to not stare too obviously."
Meg favored me with a large smile. Her four-inch-long fangs were clearly visible. "I really don't mind the attention. I've been irrestisible to men and lesbians for 250 years."
"Well, that explains why you were able to communicate with me while I was in the graveyard," I responded, my eyes now locked on her fangs.