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Author's Note: This one takes place at the same time as Hooktooth's Daughter. Not that you need that to understand anything.
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"Fuck off." Bubbles batted away the hand, glaring out of her twisted blanket as she peered up at the person interrupting her precious and perfect sleep.
Sharhalla's black eyes blinked impassively, "Time to remove bandage and sling. Need to go easy on arm, but need use it, too."
She groaned and sat up tiredly, lifting up the arm she had been asleep on top of. The doctor expertly unwound the bandage, before lifting the sling from her neck. He looked at her curiously, pulling a gemstone from his kit and peering through it. She rolled her eyes as he checked over each of her bones with way too much intensity.
Bubbles popped her cheeks, feeling her stomach grumble, "No Rali?"
"She at market." He grunted, and turned her her hand, tickling her palm as he scrutinised it, "She still sent treat. Erientyara brought them. In lounge with Ninaein."
The neko whistled, sucking in her breath too quickly. She whispered urgently, "He left those two... Alone!? Is he fucked in the head?"
He looked up at her, "Hmm?"
"Your dragongirl hates Nina! Who hates her even more!" Bubbles said in astonishment, "They were only nice at Halfdark because it was festival! How damn stupid is he?"
He shrugged, and went back to checking her, "You have lost considerable mass. Need to change diet, more. Do you exercise for fun? And don't just mean with brood. Sex not count."
She tsk'd in frustration, terrified of what she'd find when she escaped the doctor and got to peek in at her loungeroom. An overbearing and hot-headed fire dragon, against a half-insane catgirl with a thing for knives. It was an absolute recipe for disaster.
"Bubbles."
The woman shrugged, "She likes running on rooftops. That count? It's cold. So right now, Bubbles mostly likes curling up by fireplaces. Edric's boiler. She's been thinking she wants to write some new songs, so she probably go to taverns and listen to adventurers."
"No drinking." Sharhalla admonished, before finally releasing her and putting away the gemstone, "Two hours of hard exercise, every day. No tuna. Can have salmon."
"Tuna?"
"Midfish or less." He grunted, turning it over to nekan slang.
Her bottom lip instantly started trembling. "B-but... Her fish..."
"Expensive fish is fine." He shrugged, "What else...? Ah. You need to have more grains. Are you regular?"
"Fish!" She warbled, "She spent all her platinum on Halfdark! She's not a rich girl, stupid dragon! She has to save up if she wants nice fish! And if anyone else gets there before her, then none left! Fucking plague in all the good fish!"
"Then no fish." He was unmoved, "Bowel movements. I need to know... If you're not getting enough regularity, then you need more grains. Seeded breads, oatmeal and -"
"Out." Bubbles pointed at her doorway.
The salamander blinked in surprise. "Hmm?"
"Get out!" Bubbles screeched, her yellow eyes lighting up as she instinctively channelled her magic, projecting her voice into him at an intolerable volume that should have hit him like a wall.
He stood up tiredly, and calmly began packing up his things, "I will leave list with Ninaein, then? Kaia isn't home. Do you know where she is?"
"Working." Bubbles said glumly, "Stupid youngling lord liked her at Halfdark, so she got assistant job. She abandoned him to get frozen near death by angry salamander, but he still fucking want her. So she only gets her Kaia at night, now."
"That should bring silver."
She grabbed a simple book from her bedside table and threw it at his head. The cardboard book hit corner-first and bounced off with a dull crack. He didn't even acknowledge the attack before turning to leave.
However, someone else had heard her, and come to investigate.
The woman in the doorway was nothing short of radiant. Her red hair was tied into a painstaking plait that still somehow reached down to her ankles. Golden flowers were threaded throughout it. Her left ankle was clasped in a dozen thin, similarly golden, bangles.
Most of the woman's red scales were hidden by her rough black leather garb. A pleated leather skirt sitting below a thick cowhide jacket. Even the scales that framed her face were beneath her wispy fringe. The eyes looking out from that cold face were a shockingly bright blue that made you feel like she could see your soul.
"Sha'r'halla." She pronounced his name with a delicate complexity, and gave him a quiet and affirming growl, an overly formal draconic greeting. He responded by puffing out his chest, and snarling as freezing mists spilled from his mouth.
She inclined her head and puffed a single burst of white smoke, causing him to relax. The woman smiled and kissed his cheek, before turning to the neko and sighing, "Now, how have you offended you patient this time, husband?"
"I not." He protested, but she dismissed him with a wave of her hand, "Oh, shut it. I can taste it in the air. Go away before I feel the need to bite you."
He retreated, muttering to himself, and Bubbles giggled, brightening. The neko shrugged and sat cross-legged on the end of her bed, grabbing a nearby shirt, as his wife took up an imposing position opposite her. The neko looked at, "She likes the way she speaks. So... It's well spoken. Sound like royal."