A couple weeks had passed since that chaotic day...
Dan groaned. He was in another motel room, this time he really had left town, except for those other times he'd lied to his ex-wife when he was with... that other one. That ferret he thought would be his ticket to the high life, instead, her husband's son had hired a private investigator, so the old man knew of the affair and so when Old Richard had died, Candice got nothing and Dan got kicked out of his house by Livia and her new beau.
He scratched his crotch as he got up... Bitch gave him crabs too. He cracked the joint in his neck as he searched for the medical cream he'd had to buy... oh the looks he got at the pharmacy. It was humiliating.
He groaned as he washed his face in the bathroom sink. His mind flashed back to that fat-ass doe. This was her fault, it had to be. Ever since she took his last name, she'd just lazed around, got fatter, begging him for fawns and for attention, she did this to him. If she hadn't been so needy... He slammed his fist on the sink, breaking the faucet which sprayed hot water right in his eyes!
"Fuck!" He tried to cover it with his hands but it just got his clothes more wet. "Little fucker!" He grabbed a towel and jammed it in, pushing down hard until the broken pipe croaked under the towel. Satisfied, he turned only for the towel to come off and a well-aimed jet of hot water caught him under the tail. His eyes bulged and he let out a girlish scream which the couples next door and upstairs heard loud and clear.
The manager was in his office reading the paper when he got the phone call from the tenants. "Front desk?" The old leopard seal answered, "Say that again? Aw goddamn it!" He groaned and put his paper down, leaving it open on an article about an important District Attorney who'd recently passed away. His daughter looked up, "What is it now?"
"That asshole in room 2A's bein' a loudmouth again." He got his baseball bat and stomped out, still in his morning robe, heart briefs and penguin slippers. "I'll be right back!"
His daughter opened the side window so she could watch her father beat up another bad tenant; she might as well have gotten popcorn for the show too.
The seal banged loudly on the door. "2A! Open up!"
Dan had finally "fixed" the sink when he heard that gruff Irish seal. He muttered under his breath before he opened the door. "Yeah?"
The 8-foot tall seal stared down at the 6-foot tall antler-less buck, "Tenants called my office at 6:30 in the fuckin' morning to tell me you're makin' noise again? I told you last time, if I had to come back here, I was gonna kick your ass out!"
Dan nursed an ever-growing migraine, "Last time, your fuckin' mattress broke on me, now your sink's broke too, got all my clothes wet, an' I'm supposed to be in court today at noon."
The seal's left eye bulged with red veins, "Oh you're gonna be in court for sure, don't worry about that, now move!"
The buck wanted to curse out the large seal, but that baseball bat didn't seem very friendly. He stepped out of the way and the seal shoved him aside to assess the damages.
The seal saw the mess in his bathroom, "Oh, you uppity-ass fuckin' business types, thinkin' you can just roll in with your whores and bust up an honest workin' man's place." He waved that bat at the buck, "Ya got another thing comin'!" He growled when he saw how deep the damage was. "Fucker..." He stormed out of the bathroom and glared at the buck who seemed ready to piss himself. "You! Don't dare move a fuckin' muscle! I'm callin' the cops to drag your ass out!"
Daniel couldn't keep his big mouth shut. "Y-you can't arrest me! I'm a lawyer! I should be the new DA by now!"
The seal ignored him as he dialed the police, "Oh you're fuckin' DA, big fuckin' deal, we all got excuses when we ain't got balls."
The buck panicked, afraid of what would happen to him in jail, he tried to make a break for it.
The seal growled like a hellbeast when the deer ran. "SONYA! GET MY SHOTGUN!"
The seal's daughter stepped out of her father's office, sawn-off shotgun cocked and aimed right at Dan who froze like... a deer in headlights. "Hold it right there, Bucky!"
The deer's heart sank and his knees with him to the ground. "This can't be happening... why me? What did I ever do?" He sobbed, still unwilling to blame himself for where he was now.
...
Livia, meanwhile, sat on the coach, eating pizza and getting progressively fatter and lazier.
Rex, the reindeer who'd thought he struck gold when he met her now found himself merely another plaything for the doe.
Livia burped as she watched the news. She hiccuped and laughed when she saw Daniel being led away, a sobbing mess on live tv. "Ha, serves you right, you no good... thing." She watched her pizza boy walk in, forced to wear a speedo and Chippendale bow-tie everyday even in public. "Rexy..." She nudged him with a hoof. "I needs my sexy Rexy..." She cooed.
He gulped, his face turning pale as she pulled up her skirt to show her moist pussy to him. He groaned... where was that beautiful, horny housewife he met? Oh well... any port in a storm. He put down the pizza he'd just made for her, pulled off his speedo and he crawled on top of the chubby doe.
She stopped him, "Rexy, aren't you forgettin' somethin'?"
Rex sighed. He picked up the pizza and smeared the cheese, not ricotta, but he could lie... not like she cared. He rubbed it on her breasts then licked them clean. She never wore a top anymore, she had 'em out, even when sunbathing on the front lawn. He sucked on her nipples, hopeful at least, maybe when their fawn is born she would be better.
Of course, she never bothered to tell him. She never caught his seed, even though she was at the peak of her estrus when they first mated. Either Rex was sterile or she just couldn't breed, she herself remained hopeful she would get it right eventually but for now... she still had this one. She cooed when Rex spread cheese over her pussy then ate her. She bit her bottom lip and rolled her eyes back in ecstasy, "Oh yeah..."
Rex smiled when he brought her to climax, gulped down her juices.
Livia pushed him off, "My turn now!"
He felt the air leave him when he fell back hard on the leather couch, then meeped when he felt her lick his balls right on the seam in the middle.
Livia play-growled, "The doctors said I need more meat in my diet." She put her mouth on his throbbing glans and Rex groaned.
His voice left him almost completely as his cock disappeared down her throat, did this woman have no gag reflex? He thought before she brought her mouth back to his tip and slid her tongue underneath his foreskin. He clinched his teeth and kicked uncontrollably, but she didn't let him cum. She stopped.
She grinned as she watched the realization hit his face. She stroked him slowly, but never enough to bring him to climax, again, as soon as she felt him come close, she stopped. She giggled, "Don't worry, I'll let ya finish eventually, but let a girl have some fun first."
Rex whined, he hated when she did this. Oh god, it hurt so much every time. He whimpered more when he felt her tongue glide over his urethra.
She sat up on his lap, touched her wet snout against his. She giggled, "I wonder if I can make that nose of yours glow red."
Rex sighed, that old reindeer stereotype. He didn't even blink when he felt her moist folds engulf his cock. But she made him move when she grabbed his antlers.
