Mark had always had a fascination with fairies. He had read many different legends about them and mostly they appeared to be very peaceful creatures.
One night he was up late on his computer and he stumbled across a website that had a way to summon a fairy. He didn't take it too seriously as he read it. It didn't give him much detail about what they did or what they wanted it simply had a small incantation you were supposed to say if you wanted to summon a fairy and to leave your window open.
Mark read it over and over again. The lack of information he thought was a bit odd but he really didn't believe it would actually work anyway. He read the incantation out loud in more of a "Why the hell not" kind of tone. It was not in English and was a little difficult but he made do. His window was already open as it was a warm night.
After he spoke the words he went on to look at other things online almost forgetting about the fairy site. As he searched he found himself getting horny. He hadn't found anything to stimulate him yet but he was definitely getting hard all of a sudden. He found himself on a porn site watching a few videos. He hadn't reached in to his pants yet as he was still looking for something better when he heard a voice.
"Typical man!"
Mark jumped when he heard it as he thought he was alone. He looked around his room and didn't see anyone. After a few minutes he sat back down thinking maybe it was a pop up ad on his computer in the background.
"Really you're just going to ignore me?"
Mark heard the voice again still wondering where it was coming from. He checked his desk top seeing if there was a hidden pop up with some chat for a porn site or something but he found nothing.
"Down here stupid!"
Mark glanced over and standing on his window sill was this tiny woman about 6 inches tall wearing a green leafy dress with transparent wings, her hair was red and shoulder length and she was staring at him with her arms crossed tapping her foot with a smirk on her face.
"Well you summoned me, are you just going to ignore me?"
Mark's mouth was wide open as he stared at this tiny creature in his room. He thought maybe he was going crazy and rubbed his eyes a few times. The fairy seemed to be losing her patience as Mark tried to wrap his head around what he was happening. She flew over and landed on his computer desk.
"So yeah I'm a fairy, you summoned me so where is the confusion coming from?
Mark cleared his throat, "I uh... I wasn't sure if it...uh... would actually work?"
"Most of you guys never do, but here I am, you summoned me and now I have to claim my prize!"
"Prize? what are you talking about?"
"Wow you really are stupid aren't you? don't you study up on something before you summon it?"
"Well yeah but like I said I didn't think fairies were real! what do you need?"
"I need you to take off your pants!"