In my day, Vampires sucked blood, not cock! I looked disgustedly at the Twilight book inside the Barnes and Nobles bookstore, and sighed. The clerk, a skinny white chick dressed in the gothic fashion, shot me a dirty look. For the thousandth time I found myself cursing this strange, confusing age in which I have been awakened. Everybody is staring at me as I walk through the streets of Boston, Massachusetts. As a six-foot-five, broad-shouldered and muscular man with dark brown skin and a shaved head, I attract a lot of attention. Mostly I get mistaken for a member of a professional sports team.
If I close my eyes, I can remember my homeland. The year was 1799 and the island of Saint Domingue was rife with war. African slaves forcibly brought to the Caribbean by the French were revolting against their European masters in an all-out fight for dominion of the island. It's a fight the Africans were destined to win. They would go on to create the first independent Black republic in the New World. The first independent Black Nation in the age of Colonialism and Eurocentric global imperialism. I remember those bright days because I was there. I was a young Black man in my twenties, forcibly brought to the Caribbean by Dutch slave traders who sold me to the French. I was forcibly taken from the Kingdom of Dahomey, my country. Where I was once a Prince.
I arrived to find the future Republic of Haiti in a state of turmoil as the French warred against the African rebels. How foolish those Frenchmen were. The island of Saint Domingue was full of rebellious slaves, armed to the teeth, fighting against the French soldiers with everything they had. And these mad Frenchmen kept bringing new slaves to the island to replace the runaways who had joined the rebel armies. In fact, they were bringing reinforcements to their enemies without realizing it. My first night in Saint Domingue I killed my first Frenchman along with his wife and offspring. They would not be the last Europeans to feel my wrath. By the time I managed to join the Rebel Army, I had killed over a hundred Europeans by myself. For I was skilled with any weapon I could get my hands on. From the bayonet to the rifle and the machete.