Fool Me Once.
Written by HumbleHeretic
Emmett wondered if this half-brained idea he'd thought up at the last moment would really work, he couldn't help but have doubts as he waited around the corner while staring at his neighbour's door. Said door belonged to the person he was closest to in the entire apartment building, and though they weren't related by blood, their relationship was closer than normal.
The young human male had moved into this apartment building in an attempt to gain independence, however all his efforts in doing so was unintentionally thwarted by the presence of the middle-aged woman who was likewise living by herself in the apartment opposite of his.
"Bed~bed~beeeeeddd~"
Emmett put more effort into hiding himself when a familiar voice sounded out from lower down the hallway. The person's speech was slurred, just like he'd expected. Emmett was already aware that she would be attending yet another drinking party with her co-workers, and just as he'd hoped, she had come home drunk like a fish once again.
As the human waited in anticipation, a large figure soon revealed itself. Fur that was mostly black with large patches of white and small spots of brown. Her clawed foot paws stepped across the floor with a long bushy tail dragging behind her in her unsteady gait. The figure that was fully revealed was a Canine anthromorph, one possessing the traits of a Border Collie.
Her figure filling out her tight office clothes was that of a chubby milf, her hips were broad and fatty while her furry legs and especially her thighs were fairly thick. The pudgy hands of her thick furry arms were clutching her purse within her clawed fingers, thankfully she hadn't lost her belongings on her way home.
Emmett was forced to be worried as just the expression on her dog-like face was enough to tell that she was absolutely hammered, her fuzzy ears were dropping low as she slowly toddled her way over to... his door.
Chk chk-
"Why won id fiiiiiid~!"
The Canine did all she could to try and fit her key into Emmett's door, a usual occurrence whenever she was drunk. There were even fresh scratch marks from her previous attempts remaining on his doorknob. Emmett sighed as he watched her actions but didn't think to help her out or admonish her. For one thing he needed to remain completely hidden for his plan to succeed, and plus he knew her well enough to know that she'd figure it out eventually.
"Ohhhh~ wrong dooorr~!"
Finally, the Border Collie anthro, Mia, turned around and inserted her key into her own door, where she then proceeded to open it and walk unsteadily into her own apartment. Emmett finally saw his opportunity after the furry MILF had walked inside and tip-toed closely behind her while trying his hardest not to make a sound. Were it not for her inebriated state, the human would have been instantly exposed by her sensitive nose, however he was pretty sure the only thing filling her nose at this point was the stench of alcohol.
Making his way over to the door that had been left open as always, Emmett speedily snuck inside and properly locked the door behind him. Now at this point one would think that a crime was about to be committed, however, Emmett had no nefarious goals in mind towards Mia, far from it as a matter of fact.
Mia was actually like a mother away from home to the young human. Ever since he'd moved into this apartment complex, she'd been taking it upon herself to cater to his needs as though he were her own son. Whenever he was having troubles that were difficult to solve when away from home, Mia would always be the one to help him see it through, it was to the point where the Canine would regularly cook meals for him and he could hardly refuse her good graces at all.
Of course, there would be times where the human would find her prying to be meddlesome, however this was pretty standard for young men of Emmett's age when dealing with a mother figure. At the end of the day the two got along as well as any real mother and son did. Such was why Emmett would always look out for Mia whenever she was in a state like now, often waiting until she got home to make sure she got into her apartment okay and locking the door behind her to prevent any incidents. The only difference was that today he himself had entered her apartment before locking the door.
Something to understand about Mia was that while she was a respectable mother figure, outside of her drinking habit of course, she was also playful to the point that she would often pull pranks on the human. Nothing too serious of course, however the type of pranks she would often pull were the type that would leave a hormone-riddled young adult like himself in a rather tough position.
Emmett was naturally always on the receiving end of her pranks and overtime the human had developed the desire to get back at her one day, and today was finally that day. Everything had lined up so perfectly that the young man could only speculate that the universe was in his favour. Not only had the Canine went out and gotten drunk, but she even did it exactly on the eve of a certain day of the year. Emmett would be a fool to miss out on such a golden opportunity, hence why he had now sneaked into the Collie's apartment while she was hammered.
The human snuck behind one of the couches present in the dimly lit living area, and then he waited. Mia naturally lived alone, the place was so quiet that even with his human hearing he could make out the sounds of her disrobing her office wear inside her bedroom. And of course, she had left the door unlocked and wide open, just like he'd hoped!
It wasn't long until Emmett finally heard the sounds of the hefty MILF mounting her bed, and like magic, this was almost immediately followed by the sound of her soft snoring! Emmett couldn't have been more thankful that the Collie was such a light weight alcoholic, he calmed his beating heart and impatiently made his way over towards her bedroom. He had been in her apartment more times than he could count, therefore it was hardly a task at all for him to creep into her room, especially with the door wide open!
"Fuuuuu~"
Emmett let out a silent breath in an effort to quell his nerves as he gazed upon Mia's large form curled up on top of the bed with a sheet loosely draped over her body. The sounds of her breathing was further affirmation that she was asleep, meaning that Emmett's opportunity had arrived at last.
The human's plan was simple, stupidly so. The basic gist of it involved sneaking into her bed and staying there until she woke up in the morning, to where she would hopefully have a fright, the Collie would probably think that they'd done something indecent in her drunken state. Not only was it a fairly half-brained prank, but it could even be considered a cruel one considering their relationship. However, Emmett really couldn't think of anything better and he was already pretty short on time as is, therefore it was now do or die.
"Alright."
Thus, the young man whispered in self-reassurance as he tip-toed towards the slumbering beast. The sound of Mia's breathing constantly broke the deafening silence as he slowly and very carefully lifted the sheet near the base of the bed. Inside the dim lighting, the Collie's large, clawed toes revealed themselves, and Emmett almost had a mini heart attack when he saw them twitch! Thankfully her breathing indicated that she was still asleep, and so he lifted the sheets higher until the gap was enough for him to crawl inside.
