I first heard the rumor from a friend. The cave outside of town was supposed to harbor a medusa.
"Ridiculous! Medusae were made up by the Greeks a few millennia ago. They don't actually exist."
"Then go in there and prove me wrong."
"All right, I will."
I drove over there, parked nearby, and walked the thousand feet to the cave entrance. Just on the off chance my friend wasn't hallucinating, I took a blindfold along.
The interior of the cave wasn't completely dark - there were some bioluminescent fungi on the walls and roof - but it was dim enough that I had to wait for my eyes to adjust, and then move forward slowly.
"Don't come around this bend."
The voice was female.
"And why not?"
"Looking at my face will turn you to stone."
Okay, so maybe my friend wasn't crazy after all. I slipped on the blindfold and made my way forward by feel.
A pair of strong arms scooped me up, and I was sitting on someone's lap. The voice was the same as before.
"Ah. A sensible precaution. You're not scared of me removing it and petrifying you?"
"If you wanted to do that, you wouldn't have warned me off."
"Point taken. My name is Lysandra."
"Delighted to meet you. I'm Herbert, but people call me Herb."
"And why did you decide to come here, Herb?"
"I heard rumors a medusa lived here and figured I'd check into them."
"Now you know. You may now leave."
"Hold it," I protested. "Don't you ever want company? I don't mean sexually, just... socially, I suppose."
Lysandra took a moment to answer.
"I'm not used to it. I'm used to being by myself."
That wasn't a no, and she hadn't put me down yet.
"I'll listen if you want to talk."
She shifted me in her arms so that my head was resting against what felt like her chest. After another pause, she did set me down.
"I haven't had an offer like that in centuries. Can you come back tomorrow? Put your blindfold on before you enter the cave: I'll be near the front."
"Okay, Lysandra."
"See you then, Herb. I'm behind you, so you can remove your blindfold now as long as you don't turn around."
I waved to her, without turning, and headed back out of the cave.
The next day, I returned, carrying a Tupperware container with some homemade soup, and a spoon inside to eat it with. I put the blindfold on just before entering the cave. I had gone maybe 50 feet into it when a pair of arms scooped me up.
"Good afternoon, Herb."
"Hello again, Lysandra. This is for you. I hope you like it."
"Medusae don't require sustenance. But I appreciate it anyway. Are you trying to seduce me with kindness?"
"The word you're looking for is `court', actually. Seduce implies seeking sex."
I could hear her remove the lid of the container and consume the soup.
"While we don't require sustenance, we are capable of eating. That was delicious. Thank you. What do you want to know?"
Everything. But I started with something simple.
"What can I do to make you happy when we spend time together?"
"Just be your sweet self." Lysandra shifted my position and I felt her lips brush mine.
"How long have medusae been around?"