Chapter 10 : Late Morning
"Mmmmm!" moaned Kianna as she rested her head on her sister's shoulder and let herself sink a little further down into the warm water.
"Hey, no falling asleep in the tub!" chastised Anton as he glanced over to check which of the dark elves she was "Kianna!"
Kianna grimaced but kept her eyes closed as she lifted her head up a bit.
"I like how he can tell us apart!" she whispered softly as she leaned in close to her sister's ear.
Fiona blinked and gave her an annoyed glare before rolling her eyes and going back to picking at her nails.
Both of the dark elves were now soaking in the six person sized, extra large Jacuzzi style tub in the bathroom of the master bedroom. The water they sat in was tinted a very faint bluish color due to the healing potion that had been added to it.
Since they had yet to regain complete mobility, they sat shoulder to shoulder to help each other stay sitting upright. The water level in the tub was high enough that even at their sitting positions the water came up to just below their shoulders. This allowed the majority their bodies to rest in the healing water and let their limbs soak up the soothing warmth.
Although this was the first time in days that the two dark elves had found themselves completely free from any sort of bondage, neither one of them had any intention of moving from right where they were.
Anton was sitting comfortably next to the tub in a cushioned, deck chair that he had brought in from the outside patio. The thick book being propped up in his hands gave him something to stay busy with while he acted as a lifeguard for the soaking dark elves.
Kianna cracked open a single eye and peeked out at Anton and her sister. Seeing them both distracted, she quickly dipped her lips below the water line and covertly sucked in a mouthful of water.
"Kianna!" muttered Anton as he shook his head without looking away from his book "Stop drinking that water! I'm not going to tell you again!"
"Seriously! Quit that!" growled Fiona as she nudged their shoulders together "You're a grown ass woman Kianna! Stop being gross!"
"I'm sorry!" whined Kianna as she lowered her ears in embarrassment "But I'm still really thirsty!"
"Well you can drink as much as you want when you're done with your bath" declared Anton as he flipped to the next page in his book "Until then you're both cut off. I'm not going to risk having to drain the water again just because we can't trust a certain "grown woman" not to pee in it"
Kianna stifled a laugh as she smiled at her sister.
"That was!" cried Fiona as she turned her face away from them and blushed "That was an accident!"
"I never said it wasn't" smiled Anton "I'm not going to waste another potion though. So if it happens again then you're both going to sit in it!"
Kianna made a disgusted looking face before lolling her head to the side and going back to her dozing.
Still frustrated, Fiona wrapped her arms around her legs as she pulled her knees up to her chest.
"...Hey, Mr. Master!" she muttered grudgingly as she tentatively shifted her gaze to Anton "...Mind if I ask you a question!?"
"Of course not" answered Anton as he pressed his finger down in his book to mark his place on the page he was on and turned to look at her "Ask away"
"...What the Hell are you!?" asked Fiona as she creased her brow and looked him over.
Kianna opened her eyes and looked up at him as well.
"Excuse me!?" laughed Anton as genuine surprise appeared on his face "What do you mean!?"
"What are you!?" repeated Fiona as she looked him over again "You look like a human! ...But I don't think you really are one!?"
"Well, I was born a human, and as far as I know I'm still a human! So that label should work as well as any!" smiled Anton as he closed his book and laid it down in his lap "Why? What did you think I was?"
Fiona pursed her lips and looked down as she started fidgeting with her hands under the water.
"I don't know!" she mumbled as she pointed her ears straight back behind her head "You just don't seem like a human! ...You're different!"
"Really!?" asked Anton as he tilted his head at her "How so?"
"I don't know! That's why I asked!" exclaimed Fiona "...You're just, different!"
"You seem different..." whispered Kianna as she shyly looked away from him "Really different..."
"Oh really!?" mused Anton as he looked from one to the other "And why do you think that is?"
The dark elves were quiet for a moment before they both shrugged in unison.
"Hm!" nodded Anton as he continued to smile broadly "Well, tell you what! When you two come up with a theory as to how I'm different, just let me know! And we'll discuss it!"
Kianna nodded tentatively while Fiona stayed silent and continued to fidget with her hands.
Chuckling, Anton leaned back into his chair and reopened his book.
Kianna watched him read for a moment before leaning forward and tilting her head as she tried to get a better look at the cover of his book.
"...What are you reading?" she asked as she looked up at him.
Anton turned to her and without a word lifted the book up to give her a clear view of the cover.
Fiona glanced back up as Kianna leaned in even closer and squinted at the book.
"..."Morris and Simmons Medical Encyclopedia : The Natural History and Anatomy of the Dark Elf, Volume 1"..." she read out loud "...Wait!? You're reading about us!?"
"Mm hm" mumbled Anton as he repositioned the book to keep reading.
The two dark elves glanced at each other before quickly looking back at Anton.
"Why are you reading about us!?" exclaimed Kianna as her ears pointed themselves straight upwards.
"...I have a few questions about dark elves" mumbled Anton as he continued to read while talking "And I'd like to know a little more about how they work..."
Kianna turned to her sister and found her glaring in annoyance.
"You're seriously reading a book when you have two dark elves sitting right in front of you!?" she exclaimed as she shook her head in disbelief "You do know we can just answer your questions right!?"
"I'd be really surprised if you could" mumbled Anton as a tired look came over his face "I doubt you'd even be able to answer half of them..."
"Why don't you try us!" boasted Fiona as she nudged her sister's shoulder "Who better to answer any questions about dark elves than actual dark elves!?"
"Mmm, alright then..." sighed Anton as he closed his book and set it back in his lap before turning to face them.
Fiona was smirking with an eagerly determined look in her eyes whilst Kianna was clearly nervous.
Anton smiled softly and took a deep breath through his nose.
"At what rate do the livers of dark elves metabolize sugars?" he asked calmly.
The two dark elves went completely still as they stared at him.
"...Uh, what?" mumbled Fiona as she turned to an equally confused looking Kianna "Um!?"
"Your ancestors were originally semi-subterranean in nature" continued Anton as he ignored her lack of answer "So how has this effected your current anatomy?"
"...Wait!?" exclaimed Fiona as her ears pointed themselves straight upwards "They were what!?"
"In order for you to be able to see in the dark underground. Your eyes have developed in such a way that they can utilize low levels of geothermal radiation and process it as a form of infrared" continued Anton as he ignored her question "With this being the case, just how far into the infrared spectrum does your vision actually range?"
"...Hold on!" exclaimed Fiona as her ears pointed themselves straight back behind her head "Did you just say our eyes process shit!? And are radioactive!? Are you just fucking with us!?"
"...Do your bodies metabolize vitamin D naturally like other races?" asked Anton as he tilted his head in a questioning manner "Or does it need to be supplemented into your diets?"
"...Did you just seriously ask if we need to eat vitamin D!?" growled Fiona as she glared up at him "No! We don't need to suck dick to live you sick fuck! You're not even being serious at all are you!? Are any of these even real questions!?"
Anton was still for a moment as he merely stared back at her.
"...How about we try a few easier ones?" he mocked as a condescending grin spread across his face "How many bones do you have, Fiona?"
"...Uh!?" drawled Fiona as she blinked in uncertainty "I think like, a hundred... and fifty?"
"Mm!" nodded Anton as he pressed his lips into a thin line "And how long is the gestation period for a dark elf?"
"...It's like a little more than a year?" questioned Fiona as she turned to her sister "Right!?"
Kianna opened her mouth and then closed it as she shrugged.
"No, it's 11 months" sighed Anton "What is the range for a healthy body temperature in dark elves?"
Fiona stayed silent as she stared at him.