This is the same universe as my "Dance in the Rain" story, with more in it now. The Inhuman is my take on the supernatural.
I have gone over and over this one, but I'm human. Any typos are obviously the fault of my keyboard.
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The almost-sound of an abrupt pressure change was the only warning I got that Astaroth had arrived. In the office, my radio went staticky and then cut off altogether. I could hear the clop of hooves on the center aisle of the barn and gave an exaggerated groan before propping my shovel against the wall and walking out of the stall.
Astaroth was astride a magnificent silver stallion. The beast stood about seventeen hands and was built like a Friesian without the coloring. Massive shoulders and hindquarters were supported by stong legs and feathered feet, and the black mane and tail made him striking. Even though the stallion was an ancient breed, the almost metallic shine to his coat could still be seen in the Akhal-Teke breed of today. His size and grace was still evident in the Friesian lines. Since he'd likely helped sire both breeds, that wasn't surprising.
"If you fried my radio, I'm calling for renegotiations so our contract includes you replacing them. That's the third one this week, Astaroth," I said.
He just smiled and slid off the horse. "Say my name again and I'll replace it without the agreement."
His voice was dry and raspy, like wind through leaves with the bass rumble of thunder in the background. Not what a lot of people would swoon over, but he'd been coming around for a few months now and I'd gotten used to the sound. Even got to hear him not using it in anger or frustration. Emotions really changed a voice. People had labelled him demon, but he was far older than the simple concept of good and evil. He was punishment incarnate, and he had decided he was going to woo me. His words, not mine.
That led to the agreement we had now. If he was summoned and could break out of the circle without hurting anybody, he could come out to the ranch. In the last few months it had become stupid easy to summon him, but not any easier to hold him. He simply gave in to the first summons, broke the circle, and came out here.
I had done my damnedest to break whatever this little crush was. I didn't do anything cruel or devious, I just made him work. Most of my ranch hands worked during the day, but I worked at night. It was best for me and meant they didn't have to stay late cleaning stalls when I could do it.
Astaroth couldn't be summoned until after sunset, and I put his ass to work when he got out here. Whether that was mucking stalls, stacking hay bales or feed bags, or cleaning stock trailers, if he was going to come out here and bug the shit out of me he was going to pitch in.
That plan had backfired. Apparently, nobody else told him to go fuck himself and he liked the sound of me saying that. Whatever, I got a ranch hand out of it and after this long he wasn't too terribly bad to have around.
"Besides," he said as I walked to the office to check the radio, "I would welcome the chance to renegotiate, Lacey."
The horse snorted and tossed his head as though he agreed, then raised his head and curled his upper lip in a flehmen gesture. I snapped my fingers under his chin. "I know Lila's in estrus. You will not be making any hellsteeds or you won't get to visit and flirt, you hear me?" The stallion just pawed at me and snapped his jaws.
A tap of the button and the radio started playing again and I sighed in relief. Music poured out, far too loud for standing in the office with it but I only had it so I could hear it throughout the barn. I walked back out of the office in time to see his horse disappear outside. I looked at Astaroth, and he rolled his eyes.
"He knows the rules, Lacey. Though his babies are as gorgeous as he is, I don't want him breeding right now. Pretty sure if he blows his load he'll turn nice or something else equally distasteful."
He grabbed a scraper from the tool room, but I stopped him. "There's half a stall left and then I'm done for the night," I motioned for him to put the scraper away. "Grab some bedding, and then I have food up at the house if you're hungry."
I went back to the stall and finished scooping everything into the wheelbarrow. He opened the shavings and kicked them around enough to sort of spread them out, knowing the horse that went in would do most of it on their own. I dumped the wheelbarrow and then left the equipment where it belonged and we walked up to the house.
"What did you cook?" He asked, letting his excitement show. Food in hell didn't taste very good from what he said, so I tried to make something once a week or so that he could eat. He also raided the fridge like a football team.
"I have chili in the crockpot, and I was going to see what's on Prime tonight. I don't feel like working on spells or anything, so I hope you weren't wanting anything exciting."
"You're taking a shower first, right? Because you smell like the wrong end of a horse."
"I might have invited you to join me, but then you said that," I made a face at him.
He looked stunned for a minute, then muttered, "Bloody tease."
I went straight to my little room and the smaller bathroom and took a shower. When the tattoos on my arms were once again clear and colorful and not sort of muddy, I considered myself clean and got out. One towel went around my hair and I dried off with another towel. Yoga pants and a tank top went on then I worked some leave-in goop through my hair and I was done. I left my hair down to dry and padded barefoot into the living room with the little kitchen at the back where the crockpot had everything that smelled good in this world inside.
Astaroth had waited for me to finish, as I'd figured he would. He was punishment, not cruelty or rudeness. Even though he'd been in the house dozens of times by now, he would still wait for me to join him before he would eat anything. I looked through the window he was staring out of and saw his horse prancing around the pasture.
"He really is beautiful," I said.
"Careful," he bumped his shoulder against mine. "I might think you're being nice to me."
"I'm always nice to you, Astaroth," I said. "Just because I make you work for stuff doesn't mean I'm not nice."