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As always this story is very much about sex, but there's also a lot of plot alongside (and usually mingled amongst) the porn. No hard feelings if you're not looking for that.
!!!!Also, the end of this chapter contains
MIND CONTROL
(and, like most mind control stories, it crosses the lines of consent). Heads up. Again, no hard feelings if you don't like it, but... we're dealing with a succubus here. Things are going to get a lot weirder before Rosie is satisfied.
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"Yomm."
"You're supposed to chew with your mouth closed."
"So good!"
I'd taken us to a mall near the city, mainly because I didn't want anyone from work seeing me out with Rosie. Not that I was ashamed to be seen with her or anything like that - Hugh Jackman would be flattered to have her on his arm, which was kind of the problem. Even in street-legal clothing she was drawing eyes from half the tables around us.
I picked at my noodles. "So you've never eaten food before?"
"Mmph." She raised a finger and answered after swallowing. "I've never possessed tastebuds before. Using flesh to taste flesh..."
I cut her off before she started talking about sex again. "So the food is good?"
"Oh yes, the food is good. Where's this from?"
"The Let's Wok joint, you saw me buy it... oh. Uh, China?"
"It's good. You should take me to China."
"I can't -" I felt a surreal laugh building and cut it off. "That costs a lot of money. You know what money is, right?"
"What's the world's oldest profession?" she answered.
"Right. Well, I don't have a lot of money, and I'm going to have a lot less if I have to move out of home these holidays."
My succubus kept eating with gusto; my financial worries seemed to have sailed straight between her currently-absent horns. I couldn't keep Rosie in my closet every night for much longer, but I could hardly present her to my family either. How much longer were we talking about, anyway? The summoning instructions hadn't exactly come with a user's manual. Lots of Latin script, jars of foul-smelling goop, and a sharpened athame that really, really looked like a human thighbone, but no manual.
"Rosie," I said as diplomatically as possible, "now that you're here in the 'Fundament', what are your, uh, long-term plans?
"Depends what you mean by 'long term'. The rest of this week, I was just hoping to fuck you 'til your cum spills out my ears," she replied with a sweet smile.
Someone eating behind us choked on his food; that made two of us. Flushing red, I looked around us to make sure no kids were in earshot, before begging her to keep the sexy talk to a minimum in public.
Rosie looked hurt. "What, don't you want to fuck me 'til your cum spills -- "
I reached forward over the little table to cover her mouth with my hand. She got the message, but I left my fingers in front of her face for a second too long and she took one into her mouth, sucking happily.
"Gah!" I exclaimed, pulling back. "Come on, Rosie, please. I just wanted to know how long I have to hide you from my family."
She shrugged, ignoring the two teenage guys staring at us from a couple of tables over. "You'll have to tell them about me eventually, right?"
"It just depends on how long you'll be..." How much could I tell her? Surely she'd already figured out I wasn't some sort of genius sorcerer, but I'd been given that athame for a reason. The first rule on the top of my instructions: do not trust a demon. "It depends on how long you're going to be in the Fundament, doesn't it?"
She arched an eyebrow at me, pursing her lips. Damn it, those lips. "Well, you're not dying anytime soon, are you? Don't get me wrong, I'll choke you and whip you and ride you 'til you break -- "
"Gah!"
" -- whenever you ask me to, but I can't actually fuck you to
death
," she continued calmly. "And would never want to."
The guy behind us had finished his meal, but took an awfully long time putting his plate in the bin. Still, once he left there weren't really any witnesses in earshot. I wiped sweat from my forehead and tried to focus on Rosie. "You're saying that as long as I'm alive... you're summoned? You're stuck up here?"
She blinked. "You're the one who bound me -- with magic to rival Solomon, by the way. If you're having second thoughts..."
"No! No, I'm very... I'm very happy with, uh, with this," I stumbled. "I just... it's a lot to take in."
"Well, don't worry. It would take equally potent magic to banish me back to the Umbra -- the talisman of a sorcerer-king, or perhaps a saint."
The bone athame, and the warning that had come with it, flashed in my mind. I stopped talking before I said anything really incriminating, and we went back to our meals.
Okay, so maybe this summoning spell didn't have a time limit -- but I couldn't keep Rosie in my closet for the next month, year, fucking decade, holy fucking shit! I looked down at the table and tried to calm down. Focusing on the small stuff, the short term, the rest of the school holidays -- that was doable. Would Dad freak out about me moving out with no notice? Probably, but much less than if I introduced him to Rosie. "Hey Dad, this is my girlfriend Rosmerta. She's going to be living with me for the next forever, and you'll probably see her walking around naked a lot. Don't worry if the house starts smelling of sulphur."
I finished off my food without really tasting it, lost in thought. What would be really great is if I figured out a way to make money off Rosie, money enough to move out whenever I wanted. I mean, I summoned a demon. A demon! A demon that used sex magic to give me superhuman testicles. And if I had to spend the next year flipping burgers...
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"Eating noodles from China," Rosie smiled, sucking one between her lips. Her foot rubbed along the inside of my thigh at the same time.
She'd been wearing strapped sandals. How do you undo two leather straps and start playing footsie while eating noodles casually? I don't know, because I'm not a succubus.
"Could you please put your foot down?"
"Why?" Rosie asked. She seemed genuinely confused.
"Because these tables don't have tablecloths, half a dozen guys were already sneaking glances at you
before