For the millionth time that day, Trevor read the gift card.
'One free massage, courtesy of Mamono Massage, the most unique massage parlor out there! Come enjoy the relaxing touch of a tail, tentacle or paw you can't find anywhere else!'
Grimacing, he moved down to the fine print:
'Expires 2-28'
Today, in other words. He wished he knew what was going through Mike's head when he bought this thing for Trevor. Mike knew he didn't like mamono. Everyone he worked--well, used to work with knew that. Did he get this during some cheap Valentine's Day special? No, Mike made plenty more than Trevor, so Trevor wouldn't expect him to skimp on a gift.
Trevor let out a shaky breath and let the gift card fall to his lap. Mike wasn't always 100% there. Brilliant, yeah, but Trevor couldn't always tell if he was brilliant on a level much higher than his own mind, or lower. Sometimes Trevor felt his friend had a little goblin in his head, switching his brain on and off whenever he got bored.
Trevor's original plan was to just trash the thing and pretend like it never happened. Mike, however, had thrown a wrench into that plan when he started asking Trevor about the gift card. Every day, some kind of question or reminder or comment or something. He almost seemed excited to hear about it. As much as Trevor might have wanted to, he couldn't just throw the gift away. He couldn't bring himself to do that to Mike.
Grumbling, Trevor lifted up the gift card and read it again. Still the same description, still the same expiration date. He could hear Mike in his head, saying, "It'll be great, man! You'll get the kinda massage that could change your life!"
The only kind of change Trevor wanted in his life was a job. And whatever he got, he certainly wanted it far away from any mamono.
"It'll help you get over your fear!"
A completely healthy fear, one that kept him safe and single. It wasn't like he couldn't function around mamono, he just didn't enjoy their company. Or much anything about them.
But what could he do? He owed it to Mike for putting him up after the fallout at work. And it wasn't like he didn't have some tension in need of relief. Trevor whacked his head on the dashboard. This wasn't going to relieve any tension.
Enough dilly-dallying. He was here, it was the last day to do it, and he had nowhere else to be. Just had to get it over with. All the mamono that worked there were surely professionals, though he wasn't positive the definition of 'professional' was the same for humans and mamono.
His eyes narrowed as he scanned the parking lot. There weren't many cars around, and no one had come or gone the whole time Trevor had been outside debating with himself. Not entirely unexpected, he supposed. The place wasn't top notch, out back behind some strip mall with a parking lot that needed some attention, though the storefront looked nice enough. A working neon 'Open' sign stared back at him from the tall windows. He tried to look inside, but the glare from the sun made it impossible to make anything out. At least that daylight would make it less likely they'd try something? Maybe?
"Just gotta do it," he whispered to himself, and got out of the car.
By the time he got to the front door, his palms were sweating and he could've sworn he was running a fever. A shaky hand pulled the door open and a bell chimed.
"Oh! Welcome! Come right on in, hun!"
His greeter was a peppy little thing, wearing a modest enough shirt with the company logo over her heart. Two cattle horns grew from her head, her ears were far too big to be a human's, and her tits were... generous, especially for her size. She certainly knew how to wear a smile, though.
'Even the receptionist?' thought Trevor. Actually, no, *especially* the receptionist. This place marketed hard on their masseuses being mamono, of course the first person a customer met, the receptionist, would be one too.
"H-hi." Ugh, he was stuttering. Good going, Trevor, show them exactly how worried you are around them. I'm sure they love that. "I'm, um, here for a free massage?" He shoved the gift card out in front of him, hoping the receptionist knew what to do with it.
"How 'bout that?" She had a soothing, mild sort of drawl to her voice. Still wearing that smile, she took the card from him and swiped it. "You know, ya the first guy to redeem one'a these. See a lot more gals in here."
"Oh. That's nice."
"What's your name?"
"Trevor."
"You get this from your honey, Trevor?"
"No, I... I, ah, don't have one."
"Oooh, you best not say that 'round the girls here, they'll snatch a cute thing like you right up."
Trevor pulled at his collar. Did the air get thicker somehow? It wasn't going down to his lungs so easily. He should've kept his mouth shut, but what else was he going to say? 'I got this from my male roommate as a 'Sorry our asshole boss fired you' gift?'
"I won't," he replied.
The receptionist gave him a look before turning to her computer. "Well, I got a few girls available right now, or you can pick from anyone who works here and then make an appointment to come back some other time."