Mark Ch 03 1

Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content.

And he entered again into the synagogue; and there was a man there which had a withered hand, and was jerking it with his weird withered hand.

2 And they watched him, whether he would heal him on the sabbath day; that they might accuse him, and the old dude just kept on jerking and jerking.

3 And he saith unto the man which had the withered hand, 'Sup.

4 And he saith unto them, Anybody gonna hit that? But they held their peace.

5 And when he had looked round about on them with anger, being grieved for they were all stuck up bitch prudes, he saith unto the man, Show me that fucking weird hand, dawg. And he stretched it out: and Jesus shot his wad right into his palm.

6 And the Pharisees went forth, and straightway took counsel with the Herodians against him, how they might fuck him.

7 But Jesus withdrew himself with his harem to the sea: and a great multitude of bitches from Galilee followed him, and from Judaea,

8 And from Jerusalem, and from Idumaea, and from beyond Jordan; and they about Tyre and Sidon, just a real assload of cock hungry sluts, when they had heard what great things he did with his cock, came unto his mouth and butthole.

9 And he spake to his bottom bitches, that a small ship should wait on him because of the multitude, lest they should throng him.

10 For he had fucked many; insomuch that they pressed upon him for to touch him, because they were thirsty bitches.

11 And unclean sluts, when they saw him, fell down before him, and cried, saying, Give me that good good dick in all my holes.

12 And he straitly charged them that their slut mouths were for sucking cock, not whining.

13 And he goeth up into a mountain, and calleth unto him whom he would: and they came onto his ripped chest.

14 And he ordained twelve, that they should be with him, because twelve is basically the max guys for a gangbang before it starts getting ridiculous

15 And to fuck and suck, and to nut over and over again big hot loads:

16 And Simon he surnamed Bigcock;

17 And James the son of Zebedee, and John the brother of James; and he surnamed them Boanerges, which is, The nasty boys:

18 And Andrew, and Philip, and Bartholomew, and Matthew, and Thomas, and James the son of Alphaeus, and Thaddaeus, and Simon the filthy Canaanite,

19 And Judas Iscariot, which also fucked him: and they went into an whore house.

20 And the multitude of sluts cometh together again in a bukkake, so that they could not so much as eat bread because it was sticky with jizz.

21 And when his friends heard of it, they went out to lay him: for they said, He is beside himself, and that's a threeway with two Jesi.

22 And the scribes which came down from Jerusalem said, He hath big ol' balls, and by the prince of these nuts loosens he the tightest snatch.

23 And he called them unto him, and said unto them in parables, The fuck you talkin' 'bout?

24 Bitches suck cock.

25 A bitch that can't suck cock ain't even a bitch.

26 I would suck Satan's cock.

27 It's a really nice cock.

28 Big and veiny but not, like, too veiny:

29 Let's all go suck Satan's nice cock.

30 He's nasty as fuck.

31 There came then his brethren and his mother, and, standing without, sent unto him, calling him, telling him to show off his junk.

32 And the multitude sat about him, and they said unto him, Please, show us your balls.

33 And he answered them, saying, What? I fuck my mom and my brothers. What about it?

34 And he looked round about on them which sat about him, and said, Behold my mother's big, fat titties and my brothers' long, hard cocks!

35 Time for a nasty incest orgy, bitches!