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Mission Impawsible

Mission Impawsible

by otterlymindblowing
19 min read
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This is a short tale of the Becoming Monsters Universe by AiLove.

The idea for this was pure fun. My wife, who puts up with me every day and alpha reads everything you see, has three characters. One you've seen before, two who are new to the universe. All three star here.

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Story 3: Mission Impawsible

The security guard walked his usual night patrol. Long ago, when he'd been trained, the people doing it had told him to vary his routes and timings. That it would not do to become predictable. He'd even listened to the instruction... for all of two weeks. After that, he'd figured out the quickest way to get his mandatory patrols done and stuck to the plan. It gave him more time to keep up with the stories he liked to read and the phone games he liked to play. This was twice as true today, some unknown benefactor had given the area a temporary loot bonus, so he really wanted to get back to it. After signing the last actual sheet of paper on his route, he decided that maybe the far back part of the building didn't need to be looked at directly this one time.

He didn't spot the pair of bright blue eyes watching him cut his route short. Blue eyes belonging to a golden-blonde Fox, one who he had recently been referring to as "unknown benefactor." To be fair to him, he hadn't been looking up at the air vent Cara was hiding behind, which made it harder. To be unfair, he wasn't exactly being thorough about his job.

The Fox pulled the grate of the vent back and to the side, almost silently, then carefully lowered herself to the ground. She briefly made sure she was prepared, her tools were in the pockets of her brown cargo pants, her long-sleeved black shirt was straight. She touched her plain black choker with her left hand as she adjusted her glasses with her right. "Alright, I'm in and the guard's distracted," she spoke in a quiet but firm voice. "Now what?"

"Lea here, all clear from here," over her earpiece came the motherly voice of the Corgi positioned at the roof of an adjacent building. "Reina?"

"I have your location." This woman's voice was smooth and level, accompanied by some taps at a keyboard. Reina the Otter rarely came with them on these ops, a strictly work-from-home kind of girl, but she never let that hold her back. "Assuming the map's correct, there should be an office two doors down the hallway to your left, room 124. What we need is in there."

"Got it." Cara turned and took a few more silent steps then tested the door. It was locked, which was expected, but since the lock was a physical one she had a few options in her pocket to deal with it. One quick examination, one pair of lockpicks properly selected, and about thirty seconds of effort and she was inside what turned out to be a fairly lavishly appointed office. At an ornate desk was a computer. Cara knew that was more than likely the target. Walking softly over, she powered it on. "Looks like the computer's locked."

"So unlock it!" Reina's level voice got a tinge of humor in it.

"That's a skill I didn't pick up, princess." Cara was looking around the room for anything else which might be the file they needed. Maybe, for once, it would be an actual file folder.

"Just because you're the one with abs doesn't mean you get to skimp on spycraft."

No luck looking around, half the bookshelves weren't even real books. Just false fronts with a couple of entertaining knicknacks behind them. Cara wished she could swipe them, but no telling who would be looking for what tomorrow so she settled for taking pictures. "I don't see YOU out here."

"Because you're the one with abs. Don't get your tail in a knot, plug in the USB drive and I'll take it from here."

Lea giggled over the coms as Cara reached into a different pocket to pull out the drive in question. It had a picture of a rat drawn on it, something that made Reina giggle but which meant nothing to Cara. Still, as soon as she plugged it in and the light came on, it only took fifteen seconds or so for Reina to say "I'm in."

Cara listened at the hallway door. Nothing, but for some reason she was feeling on edge. She had long since learned to listen to these gut feelings, they had saved her life and her mission more than once. Something was saying that time was short. "Hurry it up, please. I need to get clear. Lea, anything?"

The Corgi took a look through her sniper scope. "Looks like two guards are talking in the office by the front window. One's playing on his phone. You sure you need an extraction?"

"I don't know, and that's the problem. I'm calling it, get in position. Once you are, I'm yanking that drive and booking it one way or the other." She started to look through drawers rapidly, hoping something would stand out.

"Ninety seconds on the download, trying to be thorough in case they have any canary tokens." Reina sounded focused, the sounds from her side indicated a lot of action happening very quickly. "Haven't hit any real security, and given the kinds of missions this team goes after that's concerning."

Cara found a manilla folder in the top drawer of the large desk, a red label reading "Milk Freeze" on the front and several tabs throughout. "I might have found something else, taking some pictures then getting clear. Either of you ever heard of a Project Milk Freeze?"

Lea was on the move, getting to where her minivan was parked. "Nope, sounds like someone's making popsicles for a summer barbecue and was too cheap for ice cream."

Cara didn't pause to read the pages. Flip, focus, snap, flip, focus, snap. "Well, whatever it is, it took fifteen pages of plans."

"Big barbecue, then." Lea reached the van in a dark corner of a parking garage that didn't charge, and therefore didn't track who came in or out. "I'm in position. No movement out here. Reina?"

"Got the data and left a present, we can search it later."

Cara put the file she had just photographed back where it was when something hit her. "Lea. Did you spot any hidden rooms?"

"None."

"How many guards did you say were in the front office?"

"Two, why?"

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"Because three were on the schedule for tonight." With a crash, the office door flew open, and a Human goon with a gun barged in with murder in his eye. Cara, being the only murderable candidate in the room, decided not to wait and see what he was going to do with the gun.In an instant, Cara vaulted over the desk and landed directly in front of him. Her first strike was an elbow to his solar plexus, knocking the wind out of him and making him drop his gun. The spare second let her draw her taser and apply it to the base of his skull. The man dropped like a stone, and Cara booked it for the nearby side door. "Reina! Please tell me the door's unlocked!"

"It was three minutes ago. Someone set off a silent alarm just now, I couldn't stop it but it only went to the local police station. Looks like it's still open."

Cara tried the door. It was thankfully not locked. She took off running across the chilly autumn night, the Indianapolis air holding no memory of the sun from twelve hours prior. No gunshots followed her, and a few seconds later she got into the back of a nondescript blue-green minivan which drove off towards the airport. She let her heart rate come down a bit before speaking. "Thanks for the pickup, Lea."

"Don't mention it. Snacks are in the center console, I know you like fruit bites, and since my niece does too I decided to stock up earlier."

"You're the best." Cara tore open a pack and got chewing as Lea drove, heading for a private strip where a plane awaited them with the ramp down. "Say, Reina, while we were on the flight here I saw some pictures of yours from a couple years ago. Seriously, girl, your muscles looked like they were carved in marble by a Greek sculptor. Tell me again why you're not out here punching bad guys?"

"I decided karate wasn't for me after that one demon. Hacking is more fun, and I can work from home." There was a pause as she tapped something into her system. "Speaking of. By the time you two get back tomorrow afternoon I should have an analysis ready. Setting the automated scripts on it now, but I need to hit the hay. Kids have soccer in the morning."

"And your husband's waiting to... snuggle." Lea inserted with a knowing smirk.

"He does enjoy the fact that I can hold my breath for eight minutes at a stretch, yes, but the snuggles afterwards are amazing. Reina out." There was a click.

Given that Cara and Lea were in the same minivan and Lea was parking in the cargo bay of their plane, the two took out their earpieces as well. Cara shook her head a bit. "I'm beat. If it's all the same to you, I'm going to grab the pillow and just rack out back here."

"No problem. Blankets should be between the seats. I'll head forward to make sure the flight crew is alright before going to sleep, myself."

"Thanks again." Cara crawled around gathering things up and got herself settled in. The back of the van was definitely better than most cots she'd slept on, and probably better than the seats up front. This would do nicely, she was asleep before the plane took off.

The town of West Yellowstone wasn't a particularly large one, but it served two important purposes. First, it supported Yellowstone National park, including a university and an airport also associated with it. Second, there was a restaurant in town that was good at serving carnivores and had private rooms. Ones with locking doors. Lea the Corgi sat at the table already, wearing black athletic clothes to go with her choker and glasses. She knew the orders for all four people who would be present and told the waiter long enough ago that the food arrived just before the others. She had the sausage and gravy in front of her, covered to keep its heat. The second to arrive was a Human man in jeans and a white tee shirt by the name of Chuck, or at least that's the name he gave Lea after authenticating. This team's handler and interface to the various agencies they often found themselves doing missions for. At least this time. They came and went. He sat in front of the steak and potatoes and waited patiently.

Third to arrive was Reina Ruddertail, black hoodie and jeans with a blue headscarf her own little signature. She cleaned her own glasses before locking the door and sitting in front of the smoked salmon. Two minutes later, the door clicked unlocked and Cara stepped in before closing and locking the door behind her. She glanced at the table and sat in front of the rabbit stew. "I'm assuming this guy isn't here to join the team. Handler?"

Chuck nodded. "Correct, but how could you tell?"

"Kind of easy to identify squad members. Smart girls with blue eyes and glasses with a thing for chokers and black shirts, plus another thing for nerdy boys with senses of humor." Cara shrugged and started to dig in.

"Says the smart chick with blue eyes, glasses, a choker, a black shirt, and a funny nerd boyfriend." Chuck smiled as he said this.

"Never said I didn't meet the qualifications, now did I?"

Reina snickered a bit. "Alright, thanks for coming to my neck of the woods for this. We have two very different but very interesting things going on. First off." She placed a thumb drive on the table. "Here's what we were contracted to find. Decoded and sorted. Mr. Brogan probably didn't know what he was sitting on, or those bozos would be a lot wealthier than they are. Potential mithril vein is the big one, well away from the nearest Dungeon. Don't ask me how that works, but it's what their notes say."

"Very good, and well worth the time investment. And your salaries." Chuck took the drive. What the government did with it later would be on them. "You mentioned a second thing of interest?"

Lea inserted herself. "That's extra. A bonus for a bonus. Standard 'above and beyond' bounty won't cut it, this is more valuable than our original target."

Chuck set down his knife and fork at that. "I find this hard to believe. A mithril vein not controlled by Delvers would be worth literal billions to the Department of Defense."

"It isn't even particularly close. Cara, bug sweep?"

The blonde Fox nodded and pulled out a gadget from her pocket, pushing a button on it. With a pop, a spot on Chuck's left shoulder suddenly scorched. "Should have figured you'd have at least a recorder." Cara seemed satisfied with that.

Chuck looked a bit annoyed. "No trust in this business, I see. Now, what do you think could be so valuable?"

Reina rubbed her temples. "Proof that the Deep Guilds exist, and one of their current targets."

There was absolute silence in the room, broken only by Lea and Cara munching on their meals. Lea swallowed her bit after a moment, apparently feeling that the silence had gone on just a bit too long. "So, about that bounty."

"Double if it's what you say it is, and it will likely be your next mission." Chuck looked down at his plate.

Reina smiled. "Good. The girls are going through a growth spurt and clothing is getting pricey."

Cara pulled out a folder. "No originals, but these are photos of every page. We've already made our copies. They're planning on stopping a train shipment, a big one. Double bonus, we get the mission to counter the stop, and it's yours."

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Chuck considered for barely three seconds before taking it. "This was a lot easier when our agents would work for their salaries and patriotism."

Lea shrugged. "Pity, then, that half of them decided they could make more as Delvers, ARCON, or support staff with their skillset, then half of what was left got cocky one time too many and ended up past tense. Did you ever get word back from the Bangkok team?"

"No, and those were some of our best assets." Chuck was rapidly looking over the documents. "Spokane, in four days?"

Cara nodded. "It looks like a shipment of Holstaur milk headed for the Seattle ports, the document details that their phase one included applying pressure behind the scenes to try to bankrupt these people within the Harvard Dungeon community. Heck of a grudge, and it doesn't say why, but the dairy there decided to go international for their Hail Mary save."

"Heck of a save. Holstaurs pretty much don't exist in Japan, China, and Korea. Giantkin do, and they're the biggest market for it, so if the model ends up being sustainable then

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will be making more money than they know what to do with." Chuck closed the dossier. "I obviously can't make the decision myself, but I don't anticipate any delays. Relax while you can, get ready for the call. It shouldn't be more than a day or two."

The next few minutes passed in silence as everyone ate the food in front of them. Chuck got a to-go box and left before long, and once he left the room Cara activated a bug sweep again. Once it was done without further reactions, all three of the women visibly relaxed. Reina shook her head. "Why does talking to the handler always have to be that stressful? I almost had to invoke Autohypnosis for that, but I can't hide it when I do."

Lea quirked her head. "He seemed nice, though."

"Yeah, and he was bugged. Probably for the right team, sure, but I hate not knowing for certain." Cara took a fairly savage bite out of her rabbit. "Well, he said to relax, so I plan to take the opportunity."

Reina smiled. "Any big plans for tonight?"

Cara nodded. "Kenneth's not far from here in a hotel on business, so I told him I'm dropping by. The boyfriend and I are popping some popcorn, snuggling on the couch, and watching Pretender. Looking forward to it!"

"Pretender? Really, again?"

"When's the last time you watched Hackers again, Reina?"

"Last week, but that's not important!"

Lea shook her head and laughed. "Reina, you still have a guest room I can use? My husband is unfortunately about 500 miles away, so I can't exactly go snuggle."

"Technically no, now that my oldest wants her own room, but if you want snuggles then at least two out of three are going to be happy to provide and that will come with the room."

"Ah, sacrifices," Lea said with an exaggerated sigh and one hand to her heart. Reina and Cara both giggled. "Cuddle piles are good. You should try them!"

"First night back any time I have to leave home for more than a day gets me one, and my husband fills in all the other days when the University isn't driving him up the wall at midnight." Reina stood and stretched, belly full of good food and not particularly much left on the plate. "I'm ready to go when you are. Cara, stay in touch, you know we're probably getting the call sooner than we'd like."

Cara stood with her. "Especially after you dropped the secret on him so hard. Seriously, we thought the Deep Guilds were a myth. A conspiracy theory. Associations of people operating from the shadows trying to influence world events by manipulating superpowered teams throughout the world? When did we start living in a cheap spy flick?"

Lea the Corgi was still seated, given that she wasn't done. "About five years ago, when the superpowers arrived to compliment the fact that we were already spies." She kept eating, then looked down at her plate. "I guess my eyes were bigger than my stomach. Let me get a doggy bag and we can get going."

Cara waved at them as she drove off in her rental car, a compact yet speedy thing (or maybe that speedy part was just her). Reina pulled out of the parking lot in a little efficient sedan and Lea followed in her minivan. They weren't in a rush, at least not any more than wanting to get home and relax. The scenery was nice once they got out of town, as expected of the Yellowstone area. It helped. The roads meandered lazily among the natural features, eventually coming to follow a deep but lazy river. Before long they found their destination, a house built into the woods. It was one story but rather sprawling, without a fence or border. The place just kind of blended into the surrounding woods. They pulled up into the driveway, seeing the minivan already there, and walked inside.

"Kids! I'm home!" Reina called out as they entered, rapidly removing her shoes as a thunder of footsteps suddenly sounded out. It was as if a herd of particularly excitable elephants were rampaging in their direction.

"Mommy mommy mommy!" What came around the corner contained no elephants. Three young Beastkin girls appeared, all leaning more humanoid in appearance than most of their peers. In the lead was a Penguin, seeming to almost glide across the ground. Close behind was a Flamingo, but the Whale Shark bringing up the rear was nearly twice their size and the source of much of the noise.

The last one was the one who noticed their guest first. "AND AUNTIE LEA!"

The Penguin and Flamingo charged ahead into Lea's arms, but Reina had to intervene briefly with the large Whale Shark. With a sudden flash, glowing tattoos appeared over her skin, and she got herself set to block with unbelievable swiftness. The collision should have bowled her over, Reina was five and a half feet of Otter blocking over eight feet of Whale Shark, but she held. Once her middle daughter's momentum had slowed sufficiently to prevent severe injuries, Reina let her past to join in on the hugs. "Now, now, Lizzy, you know you need to move more calmly."

"Sorry, Mom, I just got excited!" Lizzy managed to look rather sheepish as she joined her sisters, Sarah and Anna, in hugging their guest.

Lea was giggling. "Don't worry, I did too."

A much calmer set of footsteps was approaching, and Reina was swept up into a hug of her own. One from a brown Otter in a lab coat, her husband. "Welcome home, love."

"I was only gone for the morning! Groceries and a lunch meeting." She was very much snuggled into his chest while saying this, neither wanting to stop the hug any more than their daughters wanted to stop dogpiling Lea.

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